Walked in on my roommate...

[Nomad]

As some of you might know, my roommate here at MSU is somewhat of... Well, he's just interesting. Today though topped my previous weird encounters for sure though.

I went to German today at 8:30 in the morning. This being typical, I have it every day of the week. However, what was abnormal about today is I didn't have my lecture recitation, which comes directly after my German class at 10:20 every Friday, and is conveniently in the same building.

Rather than sit around and do nothing until I had to work at 1:00, I decided I'd go back to my dormatory, change, and go to the gym instead of going after work at 5:00.

This may seem like an abstract part of the story, but you'll see how it comes into the story in a moment. My roommate's monitor has been broken for about three weeks now. It was a six year old 17" Sony flat panel with no dead-pixels and he was extremely angry that it didn't last longer. In any case, he had the government buy him a new 17" Dell monitor that arrived last night and was installed by a very helpful Dell employee. My roommate had a lot of running around to do yesterday and he didn't get to test it out or anything like that.

This morning he definitely tested it out. When I left at 8:30, my roommate was asleep on the futon after relocating himself there sometime during the middle of the night. When I came back to the dorm around 10:05, the door was locked--which is unusual, if one of us is there the door is always unlocked. I stuck my key in and turned, opening the door just to see Dave in only his boxers do a jumping sprawl onto the futon and pull up a quilt, quickly covering himself, and flipped on the TV.

Now, this has happened a lot before when I come from class, and I'd always assumed what was going on, but it wasn't until this moment that I realize that 90% of the time I'm coming back from class, I'm walking in on my roommate rubbing one out.

When walking into my dorm, on the left is my desk and past it is my bunk, on the right is his desk and past that is his bunk and the futon under it. I walked into the room, turned to my left and put my man-purse on my chair and Dave goes, "Oh, hey dude... You should check out this video I was watching!" I looked to my right at his new Dell bought with government money and there are two women with breasts that are so large they are unwieldy spreading whip cream on one another while sharing a pleasurable sexual object between them...

At this point, I changed and left for the gym. He and I haven't spoken since. It is the most awkward experience of college so far probably.

Cliffnotes:
Walked in on roommate masterbating.

[Buddy J]

Jiggle the lock more next time.

Your other option is to drop your shorts right then and there and . . .:D

[Lincoln]

Cliffnotes:
Walked in on roommate masterbating.
If the door is locked when you don't expect it to be... duh. Take your time unlocking it.

It's part of college and sharing a room. Get over it. Make a joke. Move on. Or, better yet, be a nice guy and hurry the hell up and leave again :p

[primesuspect]

rubbing one out hahahah

[profdlp]

I think this is the real problem here:
...90% of the time I'm coming back from class, I'm walking in on my roommate rubbing one out...

Now and again, no big deal. This sounds way across the line from being normal behavior and well into the realm of an indication of psychological problems. Wringing the weasel several times a day every day is just plain nuts, especially under circumstances such as these. :cool:

[Nomad]

If the door is locked when you don't expect it to be... duh. Take your time unlocking it.

It's part of college and sharing a room. Get over it. Make a joke. Move on. Or, better yet, be a nice guy and hurry the hell up and leave again :p

Hey man, I'm already out of the room every day between 8:00 AM to 8:00 PM, couldn't he just rub it raw then?

[Lincoln]

Wringing the weasel several times a day every day is just plain nuts
You're just jealous. :p

Though you might ask him to watch the time a little more carefully ;D

[primesuspect]

He probably gets slightly excited thinking that he's gonna get caught

im in ur dorm room watchin u fap

[Nomad]

hey look who found the font size

[tmh88]

Wouldnt he realize that you get home every morning at the same time....meaning he should start earlier.

[Thrax]

Dave is a noob because he's ****ing Dave. You're a noob for not doing the lock jiggle.

I JOIN THE FONT SIZE PARTY

[Nomad]

Our lock auto-jiggles because it gets stuck. It was obvious I was entering the base.

[LiLbRo]

http://foolclan.com/genmay/hayguyswhatsgoinon.jpg

:cool:

[primesuspect]

You're a noob for not doing the lock jiggle.

Or the jock wiggle.... :wtf:

[Buddy J]

If you're really concerned, you can always leave the door open when you walk in and loudly confront him about his "hobby."

"Damnit (insert roommate's name here), are you jerkin off again?!? I swear, every time I come in you're over there playin with yourself! No wonder you're palms are hairy and you can't see well..."

Go on until and audience develops and he dies from humiliation.

[Nomad]

If you're really concerned, you can always leave the door open when you walk in and loudly confront him about his "hobby."

"Damnit (insert roommate's name here), are you jerkin off again?!? I swear, every time I come in you're over there playin with yourself! No wonder you're palms are hairy and you can't see well..."

Go on until and audience develops and he dies from humiliation.

Nah, I'm not into the humiliation factor since I need to live with him.

I just think of all the kittens... :sad2:

[Kwitko]

The Top 15 "Star Wars" Euphemisms for Masturbation
15. Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon
14. Grooming the Wookie
13. Making the Kessel Run
12. Polishing Vader's Helmet
11. Evacuating Tatooine
10. Unsheathing the Meatsaber
9. Releasing the Special Edition
8. Jumping to Delight Speed
7. Communicating with Red Leader One
6. Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo
5. Tinkering With the R2 Unit
4. Manually Targeting the Rebel Base
3. Performing the Jedi Hand Trick
2. Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears

and the Number 1 "Star Wars" Euphemism for Masturbation...
1. Test Firing the Death Star

Courtesy of TopFive.com (http://www.topfive.com/arcs/t5051999.shtml)

[tmh88]

hmmm

[RADA]

If you use the same computer just make sure you have him wipe off the mouse.....

...don't want to scratch yourself on something left behind...:eek:

:bigggrin:

[LawnMM]

The Top 15 "Star Wars" Euphemisms for Masturbation
14. Grooming the Wookie
2. Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears

Courtesy of TopFive.com (http://www.topfive.com/arcs/t5051999.shtml)

Awesome. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. :tongue:

[pseudonym]

Its like a handshake.... between gentlemen.

[profdlp]

Its like a handshake.... between gentlemen.
I don't know if Nomad wants to be shaking any hands right about now. :vimp:

[Gargoyle]

Why does it matter that he bought his monitor with government money? Is someone bitter that someone's roommate has financial aid?
I, for one, have no problem with someone using my tax money to... make the Kessel Run. Politicians don't spend it any better. :wink:

The Top 15 "Star Wars" Euphemisms for Masturbation
15. Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon
14. Grooming the Wookie
13. Making the Kessel Run
...

Awesome. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. :tongue:

Me either! ;D Good find, Kwitko!

[RWB]

w00t for me, I have NEVER been caught!

[airbornflght]

I've only been walked in on once, and it was by my gf's best friend...talk about effing awkward. I wanted to disappear and I was probably as red as a beet.

[primesuspect]

I got caught by my mom once. Horrifying.

[csimon]

I got caught by my mom once. Horrifying.
She caught me too! He :bigggrin:

So what did she say?

[MrBill]

I got caught by my mom once. Horrifying.She caught me too! He :bigggrin:

So what did she say?So Prime's mom caught you, Chris?

hmmmm.... ;D

[csimon]

So Prime's mom caught you, Chris?

hmmmm.... ;D
Not really it was a joke! :bigggrin:

I'm in ur dorm, strokin my harbl!!!!!!

[primesuspect]

She didn't say a word! I was in the bathroom... er... strokin my harbl, and I forgot to lock the door and she walked in, got wide eyed, and turned around real fast and ran out.

It was never spoken of.

Ever.

I was 13.

:eek3:

(And no, I couldn't finish at that point, you sicko. :p )

[csimon]

She didn't say a word! I was in the bathroom... er... strokin my harbl, and I forgot to lock the door and she walked in, got wide eyed, and turned around real fast and ran out.

It was never spoken of.

Ever.

I was 13.

:eek3:

(And no, I couldn't finish at that point, you sicko. :p )
Wow what an uncomfortable moment. Huh I bet you couldn't finish for quite a few days!! ;D

[airbornflght]

no prime, it was never spoken of to your face.

[Winfrey]

Ok nomad I, as a fellow college student I totally understand your plight. (I'm in the only all male dorm on campus. The general consensus here is E.S.D. (Early Sperm Detection). This consists using a sock on the door handle. If you need to get in, take your time--knock, jiggle key, curse about something (Being Really cold:confused: ) and then proceed inside.

If you want something less obvious then get one of those "Do not disturb" signs for your handle.

As for dealing with the awkwardness of walking in on it. I can't really help you there. Most of my methods deal with prevention.:rolleyes2

Good luck in future ventures!:thumbsup:

[Kwitko]

I got caught by my mom once. Horrifying.

My mom caught me too, fortunately after I already test fired.

[WuGgaRoO]

this one time man..ill tell u what one time i woke up and i got the morning wood right...so i do my thing...and then my roomate picks up his head...cuz in order to see me or for me to see him, we have to look over our desks
so it happens once...i thought it was my mind playing tricks on me..so i went back to it...
he picked up his head again...stopped...started AGAIN..
he picked up his head for the third time so i stopped
later on i asked him why he was looking at me in the morning
he said "oh man u were awake?!?"
i replied "yea"
he said "man..i was jerking off this morning and i was making sure you werent awake"
-TRUE STORY!!!!!

[Nomad]

Why does it matter that he bought his monitor with government money? Is someone bitter that someone's roommate has financial aid?
I, for one, have no problem with someone using my tax money to... make the Kessel Run. Politicians don't spend it any better. :wink:





Me either! ;D Good find, Kwitko!

I think it was more the point that the first time he used his monitor was for browsing porn. It is ridiculous he gets financial aid though, his parents both make $100,000 a year and are buying him a condo next year.

[TheSmJ]

this one time man..ill tell u what one time i woke up and i got the morning wood right...so i do my thing...and then my roomate picks up his head...cuz in order to see me or for me to see him, we have to look over our desks
so it happens once...i thought it was my mind playing tricks on me..so i went back to it...
he picked up his head again...stopped...started AGAIN..
he picked up his head for the third time so i stopped
later on i asked him why he was looking at me in the morning
he said "oh man u were awake?!?"
i replied "yea"
he said "man..i was jerking off this morning and i was making sure you werent awake"
-TRUE STORY!!!!!

Eww...

I think it was more the point that the first time he used his monitor was for browsing porn. It is ridiculous he gets financial aid though, his parents both make $100,000 a year and are buying him a condo next year.

Ask him how he's getting the money.

[Lincoln]

TheSMJ just said "Ewww" to Wugs. Pot, meet Kettle. Kettle? Pot.

I thought Wugs' story was hilarious ;D

[RWB]

this one time man..ill tell u what one time i woke up and i got the morning wood right...so i do my thing...and then my roomate picks up his head...cuz in order to see me or for me to see him, we have to look over our desks
so it happens once...i thought it was my mind playing tricks on me..so i went back to it...
he picked up his head again...stopped...started AGAIN..
he picked up his head for the third time so i stopped
later on i asked him why he was looking at me in the morning
he said "oh man u were awake?!?"
i replied "yea"
he said "man..i was jerking off this morning and i was making sure you werent awake"
-TRUE STORY!!!!!

HAHA! I almost passed out from laughter! I have stories to tell of when I caught folks wackin' it but I ain't good at stories.

But I'll tell you what... it pays to be a geek. The only computer we had growing up was my parents. I could clean that computer of all evidence, had my own "bible music" folder and everything hidden(eventually used a zipped folder so she couldn't do a search). Cleared cache and cookies, history too. Mom never had ANY proof of me doing such a thing, but she knew better. But I'll be damned if every week I heard her bitching out my brother for leaving his porn ON THE DESKTOP!!! HAHA! He eventually just didn't give a damn, and stopped asking me how to. I'd be laughing so hard, and she'd tell me to shut the hell up, "Just because I don't catch you, doesn't mean I don't know you're doing it too boy!" HAHA!

I had a few close calls though...

[RWB]

My mom caught me too, fortunately after I already test fired.

You know that gets me thikning of a scene from the movie Grandboys boy...

"OHH MY GOD I CAN'T STOP IT! IT FEELS SO GOOD! OMG!" ;D

[Kwitko]

Oh yeah, when the dude's friend's mom walks in on him spanking it with the doll. What a bad movie, but the manager chick was pretty cute.

[profdlp]

You guys seem to be really into this type of thing. Almost makes me want to give it a try just to see what all the fuss is about. :range:

I guess you're never too old to try something new, right?. :cool:

[Black Hawk]

Just try not to break a hip in the process. :p

[Kwitko]

You guys seem to be really into this type of thing.
99% of men masturbate. The other 1% lie about it.

[tmh88]

computers and masturbating....the possabilities are endless

[DogDragon]

all I can say is play this song it's out there :bigggrin: http://www.killsometime.com/animations/animation.asp?ID=89:D

//admin edit: NSFW!

[airbornflght]

lmao.

[Nomad]

Eww...



Ask him how he's getting the money.

He qualified for it through financial aid, he also has a full scholarship.

[primesuspect]

If I had financial aid and a full scholarship, I'd be whackin' off every day too!

[profdlp]

I hate to think of how you would react if you won the lottery. :eek3:

[Kwitko]

If I had financial aid and a full scholarship, I'd be whackin' off every day too!

I hate to think of how you would react if you won the lottery. :eek3:

BYTE!!

[Llarion]

I hate to think of how you would react if you won the lottery. :eek3:

I'd imagine the overall coefficient of friction would rise in the room... :D

[Gargoyle]

If I had financial aid and a full scholarship, I'd be whackin' off every day too!

♪ Memories.... ♪

[V|P]

Why do I get the feeling this thread isn't going to die anytime soon?

Lol, my "stuff" got caught once, and stupid me I called the folder Supermodels or something and used explorer to get to it and didn't clear history. I blamed it on a virus and did a virus scan to prove it, and luckily, I had a few viruses. Close one though.

[Llarion]

Someone slipped it a Viagra? :)

[V|P]

Someone slipped it a Viagra? :)

Does SM have two? In case one needs to be cut off...

[airbornflght]

HAH!

I have my own computer and utilize encrypted zip folders.

[profdlp]

HAH!

I have my own computer and utilize encrypted zip folders.
Wanker. :cool:

[airbornflght]

Don't be mad just because the closest you got to a password protected porn stash when you were a kid was hiding the magazine in the air vent.

[profdlp]

Nice one, ABF - I have to give you credit. ;D

BTW: We didn't have air vents when I was a kid, they hadn't been invented yet. :(

[RWB]

Nice one, ABF - I have to give you credit. ;D

BTW: We didn't have air vents when I was a kid, they hadn't been invented yet. :(


Yeah my Grandma grew up with no AC or electricity either, pictures of her old home in Ohio reminded me of Little House on the Prairie. I didn't know you were that old! :D

[QCH]

Nice one, ABF - I have to give you credit. ;D

BTW: We didn't have air vents when I was a kid, they hadn't been invented yet. :(You're so old they didn't have air yet? :eek:

[RWB]

You're so old they didn't have air yet? :eek:

No, they just didn't have air vents... so naturally they couldn't get to the air. Wind wasn't even discovered yet.

[Winfrey]

No, they just didn't have air vents... so naturally they couldn't get to the air. Wind wasn't even discovered yet.

Which was discovered to be caused by the trees!:bigggrin:

[Llarion]

Which were discovered to be being moved by Satan's majik. :)

[Crazy Joe]

this one time man..ill tell u what one time i woke up and i got the morning wood right...so i do my thing...and then my roomate picks up his head...cuz in order to see me or for me to see him, we have to look over our desks
so it happens once...i thought it was my mind playing tricks on me..so i went back to it...
he picked up his head again...stopped...started AGAIN..
he picked up his head for the third time so i stopped
later on i asked him why he was looking at me in the morning
he said "oh man u were awake?!?"
i replied "yea"
he said "man..i was jerking off this morning and i was making sure you werent awake"
-TRUE STORY!!!!!

Awww, wugs and his roomie had a quality male bonding experience together... How sweet!!! :D

[Clutch]

best Thread Evar!

[checkmate]

MAN TOUCH?
I hope not...

[RWB]

Masturbation!? Getting caught white handed?! Is it just me, or is it strange Shwaip hasn't posted in here yet? Or did I miss it.

[checkmate]

Masturbation!? Getting caught white handed?! Is it just me, or is it strange Shwaip hasn't posted in here yet? Or did I miss it.

I think it's still red-handed...:wink:

[Nomad]

/thread

[Annes]

This thread is useless without pics!

[primesuspect]

/site

[shwaip]

Masturbation!? Getting caught white handed?! Is it just me, or is it strange Shwaip hasn't posted in here yet? Or did I miss it.

I MASTURBATE.

[profdlp]

This thread is useless without pics!

You go first. :cool:

/lechery

[airbornflght]

This thread is useless without pics!

you go first:bigggrin: I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

/user

[profdlp]

Is there an echo in here? :scratch:

[profdlp]

Is there an echo in here? :scratch:

[airbornflght]

no.

[airbornflght]

no. oh. oh. oh.

[checkmate]

Wow... That was useless...

[airbornflght]

Wow... That was useless...

no.

[RWB]

Being the current state of this thread has deteriorated I must say; Checkmate..... damn it I love your avatar!

[Clutch]

/wrists

[Annes]

You go first. :cool:

/lechery

Guess this means fun will be had by no one. Way to disappoint the WHOLE FORUM, prof.

[profdlp]

I blame myself. :mullet:

[Nomad]

Pics:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/Hallock1988/n2365217_35101543_6279.jpg

[primesuspect]

i don't think that was exactly what she meant..... but I see what you did there....

[profdlp]

Is that Weird Al Yankovic? :scratch:

[Nomad]

It happened again when I came in for lunch from work today :(

[Buddy J]

Do you carry a bag of any type? Next time you're at Wal Mart/the local drug store, get a travel size container of petroleum jelly. If you walk in on him going to town again, you can pull out the container and pelt him with it.

[Clutch]

Please tell me you stalled at the door and fumbled with the handle and all longer this time. I mean if the door is locked you know he is in there petting the monkey, so you should automatically think "do I want to see this or not" and knock or something.

[Nomad]

Please tell me you stalled at the door and fumbled with the handle and all longer this time. I mean if the door is locked you know he is in there petting the monkey, so you should automatically think "do I want to see this or not" and knock or something.

I tried opening the door, I then unlocked it, jiggled the handle, then opened. I'm not going to wait 25 minutes to get into my room when I have a half hour lunch break, twelve minutes of which is time I use to commute.

[primesuspect]

He wants you to catch him.

[Thrax]

I tried opening the door, I then unlocked it, jiggled the handle, then opened. I'm not going to wait 25 minutes to get into my room when I have a half hour lunch break, twelve minutes of which is time I use to commute.

Yell the following at your door:

"DEAR DAVE. I KNOW YOU ARE RUBBING ONE OUT WHILE I AM NOT IN THE ROOM, SO PUT YOUR DONG IN YOUR PANTS. YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS UNTIL I COME IN."

It'll be pretty sweet, bro. And will humiliate him.

[profdlp]

...And will humiliate him.
Yeah, I think it's time to play the humiliation card. No one should have to put up with that on a daily basis.

...This sounds way across the line from being normal behavior and well into the realm of an indication of psychological problems...

[Nomad]

I already knew he had psychological problems when half the things he says start with, "Duuuude ****."

[Winfrey]

"DEAR DAVE. I KNOW YOU ARE RUBBING ONE OUT WHILE I AM NOT IN THE ROOM, SO PUT YOUR DONG IN YOUR PANTS. YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS UNTIL I COME IN."

This one will definitely work :bigggrin: .

I can just picture the look on your roommates face after you yell this,

:honoes: :wow: and then he would ask... :hitit2: .

[profdlp]

Do what Thrax suggested. Make sure the hallway is crowded when you do it, even if you have to go up and down the hall pounding on every door.

[Nomad]

The problem is that would cause more tense living relations than their already is. I have to live with him the rest of the year, whacking or not. He already doesn't respect the fact I have 8 AM classes, or the no-drinking policy in our room, it would probably amplify these problems if he was called out.

[profdlp]

...I have to live with him the rest of the year, whacking or not...
Not if you kill him. :cool:

Just don't get caught, or your new roommate may have even worse personal habits... :eek3:

[TheSmJ]

Does he know you know he's jerking off when you walk in?

[Nomad]

Does he know you know he's jerking off when you walk in?

No, I generally just go into my room and get what I need to and leave. I don't need a drawn out discussion about his penis habits.

[TheSmJ]

Perhaps if he knew he wasn't fooling anyone he would stop, or at least be more carefull.

[primesuspect]

HELLO! HE WANTS YOU TO CATCH HIM. It's called EXHIBITIONISM. He GETS OFF on GETTING CAUGHT/SEEN.

[Winfrey]

HELLO! HE WANTS YOU TO CATCH HIM. It's called EXHIBITIONISM. He GETS OFF on GETTING CAUGHT/SEEN.

OMG Groddy! :mouldy:

[profdlp]

Have a meat cleaver in your hand and a menacing look on your face every time you enter the room.

[airbornflght]

fill his lube bottle full of super glue.

[CB]

...or just request a new room assignment.

Sometimes they're pretty stingy about switching people around, but I don't think there is a housing director out there who would not allow you to move after hearing a description of the situation.

[QCH]

Find a female to enter the room with you. That will embarrass him and she'll spread the word like wildfire...

[Clutch]

Well, I can safely say I'm glad I'm not in your shoes :bigggrin:

He has to know that you know what he is doing. I guess he just doesn't care. Maybe you should try walking in next time and kind of in a joking way say "dude stop whacking off so much" or something like that, make it sound like you aren't being a hardass but you know what he is doing. Maybe that will get through to him without causing any tension between you two while you still are living with each other.

Or just get a couple of people next time and barge into the door so everyone catches him, he will get it then.

[primesuspect]

You guys don't get it - embarrassment tactics WON'T WORK because he's NOT embarrassed to get caught - he WANTS TO GET CAUGHT, it's what "does it" for him :rolleyes:

Nomad, honestly, if you tell your situation to your housing person, you'll probably be okay to move.. Or, you could just confront your roommate and say "dude, I get offended when you jerk off in my presence. You have every right to jerk off on your own time, but you need to respect my wishes when I'm here as a form of compromise. If you can't respect that, I'm gonna have to talk to the housing such-and-such to see about moving out"

[Nightwolf]

Grow a pair and confront yout roomate.

[Winfrey]

Grow a pair and confront yout roomate.

Preferably with a knife and screaming...

IF YOU DONT STOP ITS COMING OFF!!!!!!!

:eek:

[GHoosdum]

Just do whatever you did all those times you caught Thrax whacking off when you lived at home...

[Thrax]

Just do whatever you did all those times you caught Thrax whacking off when you lived at home...

So.. Never.

[GHoosdum]

No worries, mate. Just jerkin yer... chain.

[Nomad]

I confronted him this morning. My girlfriend is coming up for today and I said I didn't want to have to schedule coming and and out of the room around his masturbation and napping habits (He naps excessively, thus why he tries to stay up all night). I feel bad, because he has now left all day, and looked like a wounded animal. He wouldn't look me in the eyes when I was talking to him.

[primesuspect]

I didn't want to have to schedule coming in and out of the room

Maybe scheduling coming in and out of the room is the solution to the problem :eek3:

:wink:

[profdlp]

Prime might be on to something:

Have him schedule his coming somewhere out of the room. :p

[Buddy J]

I think we should stage a SM intervention involving duct tape and ice water.

[checkmate]

Being the current state of this thread has deteriorated I must say; Checkmate..... damn it I love your avatar!

Which one is that?

[RyderOCZ]

:necro:

You should have answered that back in February :eek3:

[Thrax]

Seriously. How the hell do people resurrect threads that are three or four months out of date? Especially regular members who aren't hitting our forum off of Google. You have to deliberately go looking for one of these threads.

Stopit.

[primesuspect]

However, as an aside, this is a worthy thread to resurrect - just for pure comedy value :crazy:

[Nomad]

/vietnam style flashback

[IndigoRed]

Trying... to... resurrect...

/raw


/watch tv

[Sledgehammer70]

I think Checkmate was mastering the plan of rubbing one out...

[the_technocrat]

Seriously. How the hell do people resurrect threads that are three or four months out of date?

vanity search

[RWB]

Which one is that?

No F'n clue at this point bud...:dunce: It ain't the one you have now... that one is just creepy.

[IndigoRed]

No F'n clue at this point bud...:dunce: It ain't the one you have now... that one is just creepy.

:Pwned:

[Zuntar]

Good going on the tread revival, I needed a laugh today!!!!

Grooming the Wookie..;D Bwahhaaaaa

[Velocity]

Good thing this is cyberspace, cause if it was all real life, everytime I see your room mate I would only be able to picture him doing one thing.
Show me someone who says they never cleaned their pipes out, and I'll show you a liar ;)