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Tex
8 Jun 2003, 10:43pm
This sounds about right ......................

A man living in Newton, Massachusetts received a bill on his as yet unused credit card stating that he owed $0.00. He threw it away. In April he received another and tossed that one, too. The following month the credit card company sent him a nasty note stating they were going to cancel his card if he didn't send them $0.00.

In retrospect, he probably should have let them do that. Instead he called the company and was informed that.....are you ready for this?..... the problem was the result of a computer error. They told him they'd take care of it.

The following month he reasoned that, if other charges appeared on the card, then it would put an end to his ridiculous predicament. Besides, they assured him the problem would be resolved. So he presented his card for a purchase and it was declined.

Once again he called. He learned that the credit card had been cancelled for lack of payment. They apologized for.....here it is again.....another computer error and promised they would rectify the situation.

The next day he got a bill for $0.00 stating that payment was now overdue. Assuming that this bill was yet another mistake, he ignored it. But the following month he received yet another bill for $0.00 stating that he had ten days to pay his account in full or the company would take necessary steps to recover the debt. He gave in and mailed in a check for $0.00. The computer duly processed it and returned a statement to the effect that his account was paid in full.

A week later, the man's bank called him asking him why he wrote a check for $0.00. He explained the problem at length. The bank replied that the $0.00 check had caused their check processing software to fail. The bank could not now process ANY checks from ANY of their customers that day because the check for $0.00 caused a computer crash.

The following month the man received a letter from the credit card company claiming that his check had bounced and that he still owed $0.00 and, unless payment was sent immediately, they would institute procedures to collect his debt.

This man, who had been considering buying his wife a computer for her birthday, bought her a typewriter instead.

Who said, "To err is human, but to really mess things up it takes a computer..."? computers may not be the root of all evil, but some days I'm convinced they come close.

BLuKnight
9 Jun 2003, 03:00am
That is too hilarious!

Cyclonite
9 Jun 2003, 03:11am
*Shakes head* That's just sad... :rolleyes:

Geeky1
9 Jun 2003, 04:01am
ROFL...

BTW, as to who said what... "To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer." is from the Farmers' Almanac, 1978

danball1976
9 Jun 2003, 04:04am
I've seen this a while back. Silly and funny though

muddocktor
9 Jun 2003, 04:58am
Good one, Tex!:D

jdccb
9 Jun 2003, 03:27pm
Ha, that's pretty damn funny, the sad thing is, you can see that actually happening to someone :\

kr4z
9 Jun 2003, 11:30pm
Haha :D


Hmm.. I find it hard to believe that this was the very first person ever to not use a credit card within a month of getting it... :confused:

KilJaeden
9 Jun 2003, 11:48pm
ROFL! That was great, keep em coming!

kanezfan
10 Jun 2003, 03:15pm
i've gotten bills from credit cards that said I owed $0.00, but they never told me I had to pay it off. I don't blame the computer though, I think that he CSRs he was talking to don't have a clue.

CCW
10 Jun 2003, 04:33pm
hehe, an whats ironic is it takes a human to program a computer, they can only do what we tell them to :D

Craig