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ml_man
4 Jul 2003, 6:38am
Are You Sure? (http://www.deathclock.com/index.cfm) :eek:
Massive_gas
4 Jul 2003, 3:58pm
Friday, May 21, 2060.
I'll be 73.
Not bad
Cool Canuck
4 Jul 2003, 4:04pm
/me might have need of the Limo on Nov 6. 2018.
karatekid
4 Jul 2003, 5:00pm
Janurary 5th, 2060. And it doesn't seem to matter how fat I am or if I smoke :D
ml_man
4 Jul 2003, 5:48pm
Originally posted by Cool Canuck
Cool Canuck might have need of the Limo on Nov 6. 2018.


If you book it now, you will get a great rate. :D

Step right up! Who's next? Take a chance on the death date predictor. ;)
Enverex
4 Jul 2003, 6:31pm
August 29th 1985 >>
Wednesday, April 1, 2037

That would make me.....

51, yay, I hoped I would die before I went old and scenile.

::EDIT:: Changed it to optimistic and it said - Tuesday, August 29, 2073 - Would make me 87. Apparently I shouldnt always be pessemistic. Oh well, sucks to be me.

NS
PyobliE
4 Jul 2003, 6:42pm
Monday, March 20, 2056. Keep that day free....

Typical, I would have to die on a Monday, I usually feel like death on a monday, guess the feeling will be accurate that perticular Monday.... :D
ml_man
4 Jul 2003, 7:02pm
Wednesday, July 15, 2037

Seconds left to live...

1,073,815,428


Here are three options to consider:
Delay Your Date of Death
Freeze Your Body For Possible Future Reanimation
Pre-Plan Your Funeral Arrangements
MrBill
4 Jul 2003, 7:22pm
Saturday, February 16, 2030...


...just before I turn 67.
ml_man
4 Jul 2003, 7:25pm
Change from 'normal' to 'optimistic' Mr.Bill as you are. :D
MrBill
4 Jul 2003, 7:54pm
Originally posted by ml_man
Change from 'normal' to 'optimistic' Mr.Bill as you are. :D Most of the time, I am optimistic. :)


Changing to optimistic, my new date of death is Sunday, March 31, 2052. Based on this, I will die on my 89th birthday. Happy Birthday to me! :D
LiLbRo
4 Jul 2003, 9:04pm
Thursday, October 25, 2074

ill be 85... haha, my BMI is 43!

my bday is teh 29th of october.. man they well bummed when they found out im dead
LiLbRo
4 Jul 2003, 10:30pm
20?!?! are you anorexic?
DoM-aL
4 Jul 2003, 11:01pm
Mine is 19... Jesus are you like 4'10 425 lilbro?
Cyclonite
4 Jul 2003, 11:02pm
I just made it under the wire at 24...
karatekid
4 Jul 2003, 11:51pm
Mine is 26, and I consider myself to be about 10 pounds overweight.

BTW ml_man, by posting your remaining time left, you have insured your immorality, since the post will always say you have 1,073,815,428 seconds to live, you will always have 1,073,815,428 seconds to live, therefor you are immortal (though if the site ever goes down, that may put an end to the theory.)

Edit: If I am opptimistic, I will live until March 21 2076, 5 days before my 90th birthday. Damn, I will miss that tricentenial :(.
Black Hawk
5 Jul 2003, 1:15am
Friday, January 9, 2043 - 58yrs old ;[
hpr
5 Jul 2003, 2:17am
Your Personal Day of Death is...
Wednesday, September 26, 2057

:o that would make me like.... uh... almost 74 :/
LiLbRo
5 Jul 2003, 4:36am
Originally posted by DoM-aL
Mine is 19... Jesus are you like 4'10 425 lilbro?

hahaha, no, 5' 11" 310 .. all the weight is muscle.. yeah, thats what it is ;).. but for real, im not like fat, i can get around as good, if not better than the rest of my friends
Animal
5 Jul 2003, 1:48pm
mine is 21,

Saturday, June 8, 2080 is when i am going to die......
Aranyic
5 Jul 2003, 2:50pm
Not sure how accurate those are (I wouldn't imagine very) but my bmi is 21 according to that, I know my body fat percentage is less than 5. Well is was less than 5 a few months ago at least. Probably went up a bit since wrestling ended.

Death date is: Thursday, September 5, 2075
91 years old + a few days.
Brilt
5 Jul 2003, 10:21pm
march 4th 2071 I will be 90 about 2 months shy of 91

it also said that i will die having kinky sex with my six 21 year-old girlfriends....oh no wait thats hugh hefner my mistake
thesittingduck2
8 Jul 2003, 9:42pm
Saturday, October 9, 2060
danball1976
9 Jul 2003, 1:13am
If Normal:
Sunday, July 3, 2050 - Age just shy of 73

If Optimistic
Tuesday, August 8, 2073 - Age just shy of 96 - I'm going to try to be as optimistic as possible.

If Pessimistic
Friday, May 7, 2032 - Age just shy of 55

If Sadistic
Wednesday, July 3, 2013 - Wow, thats only 10 yrs from now. No need to worry, I'm not sadistic.
Enverex
9 Jul 2003, 1:17am
Well that shows the meter is pretty screwed really. You outlook does not have that much effect on your lifespan, especially not 60 years difference.

NS
Ageek
9 Jul 2003, 1:28am
Um-- not biologically, but how likely is average Jope gonna survive the retaliation if he acts out his attitude???

Secondly, constantly being down (and this is not an instant thing but rather a dominant attitude over a long time thing) does cause body to release more stressy chemeicals. Heart pumps faster, lymphatic system works to remove chemicals, etc. Body is stressed out more.

John Danielson.