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ml_man
4 Jul 2003, 8:58am
You gotta love those female tech writers. :-)




MOUSE BALLS

I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face...

This apparently was a real memo sent out by a
computer company to its employees in all
seriousness. It went to all field engineers about a
computer peripheral problem. The author of this
memo was quite genuine.

The engineers rolled on the floor!

Especially note the last couple of sentences.

If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform
erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse
balls are now available as FRU (Field
Replacement Units).

Because of the delicate nature of this procedure,
replacement of mouse balls should only be
attempted by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse
balls by examining the underside of the mouse.
Domestic balls will be larger and harder than
foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ
depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse.

Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method.

Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method.

Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive.
However, excessive handling can result in
sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball
replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

It is recommended that each person have a pair
of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.

Any customer missing his balls should contact
the local personnel in charge of removing and
replacing these necessary items.

Please keep in mind that a customer without
properly working balls is an unhappy customer

stoopid
4 Jul 2003, 4:58pm
It's nothing more than creative writing, it's not a real "joke" in the sense that it's based on a lie (this is not a real memo, which diffuses any of 'the funny').

My favorite is the one about the custodian leaving the CEO a note about his excessive gas emissions :rolleyes:

[I made that up, see how easy it is?]

ml_man
4 Jul 2003, 6:31pm
You have quite a sense of humor there ... ;)

LiLbRo
4 Jul 2003, 8:58pm
my mosue is a freak, dule optics.. haha

karatekid
4 Jul 2003, 11:45pm
Mine is a neutered cyclops :(.Originally posted by LiLbRo
my mosue is a freak, dule optics.. haha Is that one of those Logitech mice?

Ninja-Kreon2
5 Jul 2003, 3:26am
Originally posted by LiLbRo
my mosue is a freak, dule optics.. haha

Is that in case one fails or something O.o

LiLbRo
5 Jul 2003, 4:32am
EDIT , hehe , mess up, dont read ;)

LiLbRo
5 Jul 2003, 4:34am
Hahaha, its not if one fails, it more responsive, and can do something amazing like 3 meters a second without flinching... its the best mouse i ever owned... i highly reconend it.. I have a wireless mouse with all the do dads, and stuff like that, ill takes this mouse with the cord ANY DAY!

i wanted a bottem so u can see the dule optics, but i cant find a pic of it.. its called a MouseMan Dual Optical.. its uber confy...

danball1976
6 Jul 2003, 7:44am
Originally posted by M33PiNS
I have a female mouse :D

Oh my god... That is something Dan Ball would say...
* M33PiNS walks away with head down in shame

LOL, not true.... however....

My mouse has no balls. <img src=http://www.icronticforums.com/images/icons/icon12.gif>

joelbarrutia
6 Jul 2003, 8:36am
lol, it took me like 30 seconds to find a pic on this page of your mouse bottom :)\

http://www.dansdata.com/moremouses.htm