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citrixmeta
6 Nov 2003, 07:56pm
A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a
little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.

"Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little boy said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the boy a $20 ticket for
a safety violation.

The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on
the back of it."


The young boy looked up at the cop and said

"Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little boy looked up at the cop and said,
"Next year tell Santa "The dick goes underneath the horse not on
top."

stoopid
6 Nov 2003, 08:23pm
I thought 9-11 gave cops and firemen immunity from being the bud of jokes? :rolleyes:



(btw, joke's funny :D)

TheSource
6 Nov 2003, 09:32pm
lmao. thats ****in great

septimus
6 Nov 2003, 09:46pm
HAHA