MRS LOUISA E. ESTRADA needs your help!

[Slick]

Look at how cheesy this spam mail is....


Dear Friend,

My name is MRS LOUISA E. ESTRADA ,The wife of Mr. JOSEPH ESTRADA, the former President of Philippines located in the South East Asia.

My husband who was impeached from office by a backed uprising of mass demonstrators and the Senate. My husband is presently in jail and facing trial on charges of corruption, embezzlement, and the mysterious charge of plunder which might lead to death sentence.The present government is forcing my husband out of manila to avoid
demonstration by his supporter. During my husband's regime as president of Philippine,

I realized some reasonable amount of money from various deals that I successfully executed. I have plans to invest this money for my children's future on real estate and industrial production. My husband is not aware of this because I wish to do it secretly for now.

Before my husband was impeached, I secretly siphoned the sum of $13,000,000 million USD (Thirteen million United states dollars)out of Philippines and deposited the money with a security firm that transports valuable goods and consignments through diplomatic means. I also declared that the consignment was solid gold and my foreign business partner owned it.

I am contacting you because I want you to go to the security company and claim the money on my behalf since I have declared that the consignment belong to my foreign business partner. You shall also be required to assist me in investment in your country.

I hope to trust you as a God fearing person who will not sit on this money when you claim it, rather assist me properly, I expect you to declare what percentage of
the total money you will take for your assistance.

When I receive your positive response I will let you know where the security company is and the payment pin code to claim the money which is very important.

For now, let all our communication is by e-mail because my line are right now connected to Philippines Telecommunication Network services. Please also send me your telephone and fax number. I will ask my son contact you to give you more details on after i have received a responce from you.

Thank you and God bless you and family.

MRS LOUISA E. ESTRADA

[Leonardo]

Slimers.

And to think, there are so many people out there blinded by greed that they won't even see the inherent fallacy in this. These scammers will make money.

[bothered]

Dear Louisea,
Do not hesitate to contact me whenever you feel compelled.
Just let me know where the money is and your PIN number, I'll require around 10% of the total to cover expense's etc. I will then forward the rest to where ever you want, Honest.
Damn them rebels, Damn them I say.
Yours, bothered.

[Dexter]

Is she related to Imelda Marcos, former wife of former President of Phillipines, and lady of 4000 shoes?

Dexter...

[Enverex]

You only just had one of these? I have had about 90 from different people all worded slightly differently, normally the son of some dead nigerian person or some other lame ass story.

NS

[Leonardo]

I have had about 90 from different people all worded slightly differently....

Wow, all those millions of dollars, and you still live in an attic? What an unassuming bloke you are!

Speaking of Dollars - are the 'Nigerian' scam letters in the UK offering US Dollars, Euros, or Pounds Sterling?

[Enverex]

Dollars I believe.

Though I think I have had 4 different currencies in total (but the majority are Dollars). Not once £'s though.

NS