OMG boerd @ TeH shcOOL!!!11

[oudiophile]

Heres what to do if you are tEH BOeRD!!! @ TEH SKOOL!!

PUT A ROTON APL3 OR STAEL SANDWICH IN TEH TAACH3RS DASK

STAAL!!!1 LOL TEH ATENDANCE BOK!!!!! OMG AD IN AND RUB OUT TIKS AND RAPLAEC OR JUST BURN IT!111!11! WTF SME GOAS FOR UNGUARDED CONDUCT SHETS OR R3PORTS1111! OMG LOL DONT MIS UR CHANCA

FIL!111!11! A SYRNG3 (MINUS NEDLA) WIT MIEXD EPOXY & O111!! OMG U NOW HAEV 30 MINUTES 2 FIL LOKS 3TC1!!!1!!! BFORE TEH GLUE HARD3NS1!1!! OMG U CAN ALSO USA CEM3NT SUPER GLU3 OR AVEN BITS OF WOD NALES ATC

ANOTH3R!!1!!11! OMG USE OF TEH SYRNG3 IS 2 PR3TEND 2 SHOT UP WHEN DA T3ACHER IS WATCHNG!!11!1! OMG WTF 3XPLANE TAHT TAHT U HAEV 2 DO IT B/C SKOOL IS SO HORIBLA

PHON3 TEH SKOOL AT RANDOM TIEMS1!1!!! TRY FLOD FIER OR BOMB WARNNGS111!11! OMG WTF DISGUIES UR VOIEC AND HOLD A HANDKERCHEIF OVAR UR MOUTH

PRETEND!11!11! OMG LOL 2 HAEV FOD POISONNG!!!!11 (AFT3R LUNCH BREAK) GET LOTS OF PAOPL3 2 JOIN IN1!!! OMG WTF LOL ROL ON DA FLOR OR G3T SIK BY PUSHNG UR FNGERS DOWN UR THROAT1!!!!! TRY IT IN ASAMBLY!1!!!111 WIT LUK U CAN START G3NERAL PANIC

DRAW!!11!1! WTF OR PANET SLOGANS ON ROL DOWN MAPS OR SLIED SCRENS1!!!1!!! LOL OBSCENITEIS R BST

HAND OUT NOTIECS 2 NU PUPILS TELNG THEM WHICH T3ACHERS R NASTY & Y1!111 OMG LOL FOD?!?!? OMG WTF LOL HAEV A GOD OLD FASHIONED FOD RIOT

ORGANIEZ1!11!!1 WTF LOL MASIEV SEARCHES FOR LOST CONTACT L3NSES IN GYM CLAS OR IN HALWAYS BTWEN CLAS3S1!11!! OMG LOL DONT LET ANYONE WOK THROUGH TEH HAL AS THEY MIGHT STEP ON IT1!1!! LOL PR3TENDNG U LOST SOM3THNG IS A GOD COVER FOR AL KINDS OF SUBV3RSIEV BHAVIOR

IF11!!11!! OMG LOL U STIL HAEV 2 WEAR UNIFORMS TRY WEARNG THEM BAK 2 FRONT IN PROTAST!!1!! LOL OR R BOYS & GIRLS 2 W3AR EACH OTHERS UNIFORMS11!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL IF THIS DOESNT WORK TRY A BLANKET PROTEST

TRY!!!1!!! OMG WTF LOL POLITICAL GMES11!!1!! OMG LOL SKOOL IS 12 Y3ARS BRANEWASHNG WITHOUT TRIAL1!11 OMG SLOWDOWNS WORK 2 RULES STRIEKS AND OCUPATIONS R FUN111!!1 OMG BUT DONT L3T LAAEDRS OR 3GO TRIPERS SPEAK FOR U!1!!! WTF 3VERYONE 2 BRNG IN AL THERE PETS 2 SKOOL 2 SHOW TEH TEACH3R

WRIET!!11 WTF LOL DOWN A LIST OF AL TEH STUPID RUBISH OR RULES U HAEV 2 LEARN & HAND IT OUT ON SPORTS DAY OR OPAN DAY

NOW1111! OMG LOL & THEN G3T LOADS OF STUDANTS 2 RUSH 2 TEH OFIEC 2 G3T A RUMOR CONFIRM3D OR DENEID

MAEK!1!!!! OMG WTF A CITIEZNS AREST ON UR WORST TEACHAR1!!!11! OMG LOL DRAG HIM/HAR IN FRONT OF TEH CLAS AND PUT HIM/HER ON TRIAL FOR ROTNG TEH MINDS OF U!!1!1 LOL OF DISHES AND R FROM TEH CAF8RIA OFIEC AQUIPMANT FROM DA OFIEC PANET ETC!!!11! OMG WTF LOL FROM TEH ART ROM LIGHT BULBS FROM TEH SOKETS 2IELT PAEPR FROM TEH JAKS ETC3TC!1111! LOL DONAET THAM 2 UR OR LOCAL ANARCHIST GROUP

DURNG!!!1!11 WTF LOL LUNCH BRAAK TURN ON AND LIGHT AL GAS TAPS IN DA SCEINCE LAB!11!!! MAEK SURE UR NOT CAUGHT AT THIS PRANK & TRY A GOD DISGUIES

G3T!!1!1 OMG WTF 3VERYONA 2 DEMAND 2 SE THEYRE SKOOL RACORDS FIELS AVERYONE ELSA (POLIEC SOCIAL WORK3RS ATC)111!!!! WTF LOL IS ALOWED 2 SE THEM

MAEK11!!1!!! LOL A FUSE BY STIKNG A CIGAERT3 BTWEN TEH TWO ROWS IN A MATCH BOK11!!11 LOL NON-FILTAR CIGAERT3S R GOD BUT MARLBORO R BST CAUS3 THEY USA MOR3 NITRAET 2 MAEK 3M BURN FASTER1111!!1! WTF LOL 2S TEH FUSA IN A WASTE BIN OR ANYWHERA WIT LOTS OF BURNABL3S!11! TEH OFIEC IS BST11!!11 WATE 5 MINUT3S11!11 OMG WTF CAL ALARM UR 2 AVOID ANY ACIEDNTS!!!!1! OMG PRACTIEC AT HOMA FIRST

[drowd]

um . . .

[LiLbRo]

tl;dr

that was gay jsut form the first sentence.. i think he is having some type of complusive reaction to somthing, because his fingers are hitting the wrong keys...

[oudiophile]

Please.

I hope you HONESTLY didn't think that I wrote that out. Translators are awesome.

12-year-old AOLer, anyone? :D

[LiLbRo]

okay, my faith went up a little, but i still am not gonna read it

[oudiophile]

okay, my faith went up a little, but i still am not gonna read it

OMG HAHAHALOOOLOLOLOL!!!!11

[Zecter]

something fire_mat99 stole from somebody?

[Zuntar]

lol

[Zecter]

percicely