Personal AIM logs

[zach_sp]

WARNING ** LANGUAGE

I don't think some of these are going to make sense to you all. Quite a few of them are about people I know, but I got plenty of chuckles and maybe you will too. Feel free to IM me, by the way. :D



AIM Logs Part Deux!

Kaleb and I:

[20:30] athlonzach: My boss got fucked up and someone took his picture.
[20:30] athlonzach: http://home.comcast.net/~oudiophile/CIMG0454.JPG
[20:30] kschaff2004: haha
[20:30] kschaff2004: OMG THATS AWSOME lol

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[20:36] kschaff2004: sh-shake it, shake it, feel good
[20:36] athlonzach: Lol, you do know that they aren't saying anything in the chorus before they say "Feel good." right?
[20:37] kschaff2004: i looked up the lyrics on their site
[20:37] kschaff2004: so OOOOOHHH PWNED
[20:37] athlonzach: No way.
[20:37] kschaff2004: lol
[20:37] athlonzach: They are wrong.
[20:37] kschaff2004: ya they just wrote the song
[20:37] athlonzach: That, or they don't know what they are singing.

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[20:45] athlonzach: Valerie, Rob, Leslie and I went to go see "Walk the line".
[20:45] athlonzach: it SUCKED
[20:45] kschaff2004: haha
[20:45] athlonzach: But he's still good.
[20:45] athlonzach: Even though he's dead

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[20:57] kschaff2004: im going to slam my head against my wall now
[20:57] kschaff2004: brb
[20:58] kschaff2004: ok back X-(

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[21:06] kschaff2004: which do we talk on
[21:06] athlonzach: fuck it
[21:06] kschaff2004: lol
[21:06] athlonzach: I don't care anymore
[21:06] athlonzach: /too tired
[21:06] kschaff2004: lol
[21:07] kschaff2004: i guess we talk on aim
[21:07] athlonzach: I'm not installing AIM
[21:07] kschaff2004: retard
[21:07] kschaff2004: TYPE=CHAT=TALK
[21:07] kschaff2004: jeeez
[21:07] kschaff2004: have a brain fart?
[21:07] athlonzach: TALK USES YOUR MOUTH. TYPE USES YOUR FINGERS DIPSHIT. NOT TAKING ANATOMY I SUPPOSE?
[21:08] kschaff2004: *bangs head on keyboard*
[21:08] athlonzach: I win
[21:08] athlonzach: *sigh*
[21:08] kschaff2004: *shits pants*
[21:09] athlonzach: chocolate hostages

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[21:16] athlonzach: I am going to call you will Whaley
[21:16] kschaff2004: that is really old
[21:16] athlonzach: Can I call you will whaley?
[21:16] kschaff2004: i goign through all my bookmarks
[21:16] kschaff2004: i would have to kill you in your sleep if you
[21:16] kschaff2004: did
[21:16] athlonzach: OK will.
[21:17] athlonzach: I love that shit
[21:17] athlonzach: I WANNA WANK TO CARTOONS
[21:17] athlonzach: WOO
[21:17] kschaff2004: lol
[21:18] athlonzach: AND GET A JOB AT BOOKS A MILLION
[21:18] kschaff2004: you sick bastard
[21:18] athlonzach: AND SWOON OVER TABITHA
[21:18] kschaff2004: and buy anime blow up dolls
[21:18] kschaff2004: actually he got a boner when he saw tabitha in a bikini at a pool party
[21:18] kschaff2004: everyone laughed at him
[21:19] athlonzach: WHAT THE FUCK
[21:19] athlonzach: AHAHAHA
[21:19] athlonzach: I would too.
[21:19] kschaff2004: lol
[21:19] athlonzach: Like BAM
[21:19] kschaff2004: 36FF
[21:19] athlonzach: Poke me in the fucking EYE

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[01:03] athlonzach: UPLOAD VIRUS
[01:03] athlonzach: 1010111001010101101011100101010110101110010101011010111001010101101011100101010110101110010101011010111001010101101011100101010110101110010101011010111001010101
[01:03] athlonzach: 101011100101010110101110010101011010111001010101101011100101010110101110010101011010111001010101101011100101010110101110010101011010111001010101101011100101010110101110010101011010111001010101
[01:03] athlonzach: 1010111001010101101011100101010110101110010101011010111001010101101011100101010110101110010101011010111001010101101011100101010110101110010101011010111001010101101011100101010110101110010101011010111001010101101011100101010110101110010101011010111001010101
[01:03] athlonzach: 101011100101010110101110010101011010111001010101101011100101010110101110010101011010111001010101101011100101010110101110010101011010111001010101101011100101010110101110010101011010111001010101101011100101010110101110010101011010111001010101101011100101010110101110010101011010111001010101101011100101010110101110010101011010111001010101101011100101010110101110010101011010111001010101101011100101010110101110010101011010111001010101



Leslie and I:

[21:13] athlonzach: And how was your visit with Rob?
[21:13] tokyoleslie: It was alright.
[21:14] athlonzach: Jesse stop by? :D
[21:14] tokyoleslie: It was wicked awesome.
[21:14] tokyoleslie: No
[21:14] tokyoleslie: Fuck him. :P
[21:14] tokyoleslie: Jesse can get a tumor and die
[21:14] athlonzach: Is this Rob?
[21:15] tokyoleslie: No
[21:15] athlonzach: lol
[21:15] athlonzach: Anyway, so it was "alright" or "wicked awesome
[21:15] athlonzach: "?
[21:15] tokyoleslie: Rob's gonna punch Jesse in his tumor, LOL
[21:15] athlonzach: HEY ROB
[21:15] tokyoleslie: It was awesome. We had mad pig sex all over his living room.
[21:15] athlonzach: LOL
[21:15] tokyoleslie: And his parents were in there.
[21:15] tokyoleslie: It was flippin' sweet.
[21:15] athlonzach: *cant brathe
[21:16] athlonzach: breathe
[21:17] tokyoleslie: haha. Okay, he really left.

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[23:31] athlonzach: HEY
[23:31] tokyoleslie: Hey you.
[23:31] athlonzach: God I hate you.
[23:31] athlonzach: :D
[23:31] athlonzach: I saw robs car there... I knocked... Three times...
[23:31] athlonzach: Alas, no answer.
[23:31] tokyoleslie: Oh!
[23:31] tokyoleslie: It was you.
[23:31] tokyoleslie: Jesus.
[23:31] athlonzach: I needed to tell Rob where his phone is
[23:31] tokyoleslie: Fuck, I thought you were Jesse.
[23:31] athlonzach: It's at Chris's house, he left it there
[23:32] athlonzach: GODDAMNIT YOU SUCK
[23:32] tokyoleslie: He's going over there anyway.
[23:32] tokyoleslie: lmao
[23:32] tokyoleslie: haha. Rob's going to have a fit.

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[zach_sp]

[23:33] tokyoleslie: In less than an hour, Jesse called me twenty times!
[23:33] athlonzach: WHAT THE FUCK
[23:33] tokyoleslie: We thought it was him, trying to get to me.
[23:33] athlonzach: I WANT TO TEAM UP WITH ROB AND GO KICK HIS FACE IN
[23:33] tokyoleslie: haha. Rob wanted to do that.
[23:33] tokyoleslie: lmao
[23:34] athlonzach: ROB AND ZACH ASSKICKING DUO OF DOOM

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[23:40] tokyoleslie: haha. You suck for not calling ahead!
[23:40] athlonzach: I DID
[23:40] athlonzach: NO ANSWER
[23:40] tokyoleslie: You did not!
[23:40] athlonzach: And Rob didn't have his phone!
[23:40] athlonzach: I TOTALLY DID
[23:40] tokyoleslie: My cellphone?
[23:40] athlonzach: I think I did.
[23:40] athlonzach: I
[23:40] athlonzach: 'm pretty sure that was your number.
[23:40] athlonzach: Maybe not.
[23:40] athlonzach: ...
[23:40] tokyoleslie: xxx-xxxx?
[23:41] athlonzach: ...



Rob and I:

[02:37] rejustify: So, I was finger blasting myself in the car today.
[02:37] rejustify: And I found a twix.

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[02:42] rejustify: There's a doggy poo coloring book!
[02:42] rejustify: Oh God
[02:42] rejustify: I can't breathe.
[02:42] athlonzach: GOD DUDE LEAVE IT ALONE

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[02:46] rejustify: Pizza hut meeting. Got wired on Caffine and Taurine. Scared a dude shitless by getting him his order three minutes after taking it. Car rolled down a hill and I had to pull some wicked dukes of hazerd shit. Wondered around the mall with leslie, saw rahem. Bought GTA3 for 5 bucks. Came back here and had nice alone time. Went to Chris's and watched a meaningful tale of dog shit.
[02:46] athlonzach: Scared a dude shitless by getting him his order three minutes after taking it.
[02:46] athlonzach: LOLOLOL
[02:46] athlonzach: AHHAHA
[02:46] rejustify: It was awesome, I'll explain.
[02:47] rejustify: 1) Took a guys order; he was cool as shit. We joked on the phone and such. He ordered a large pan pep. pizza.
[02:47] rejustify: 2) As he was ordering, a large pan pep was coming out of the oven. The woman who ordered it cancled it with josie and was being a total bitch.
[02:48] rejustify: So it was trash, but I went ahead and took it to the guy.
[02:48] rejustify: 3) He lived on warren road.
[02:48] athlonzach: LOL
[02:48] rejustify: I hauled ass over there, and got the pizza to him liek three minutes after getting off the phone with him.
[02:48] rejustify: He nearly shit his pants.
[02:48] rejustify: Conv:
[02:49] rejustify: Guy: Who is it...HOLY SHIT
[02:49] athlonzach: HAHAHA
[02:49] rejustify: Me: Hey wasup, that'll be 14.70
[02:49] rejustify: Guy: HOW THE FUCK DUDE
[02:49] athlonzach: HAH
[02:49] rejustify: Me: I pulled some wicked mach 5 speed racer shit
[02:49] rejustify: Guy: Nice *4 buck tip*

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[02:51] athlonzach: Car rolled down a hill?
[02:52] rejustify: The eme break wasn't fully engaged when I went to take a pizza behind an apartment building.
[02:52] rejustify: Came back car was rolling at a damned good speed.
[02:52] athlonzach: LOLLOL
[02:52] rejustify: Dropped the bag and mad dashed for the car.
[02:53] rejustify: Jumped on the trunk, ran up the top, and twisty/roll dove into the window and simitaniously yanked the eme break while mostly hanging out of the car.
[02:53] athlonzach: GOD DAMN DUDE
[02:53] rejustify: I didn't know that I was capable of such a feat, hell, I didn't know man was capable of it.
[02:54] athlonzach: You had a fucked up day eh?
[02:54] rejustify: I stopped the car like 4-5 feet away from smashing another car
[02:54] rejustify: going fast enough to fuck it up.
[02:54] rejustify: Bear in mind, at this point I was still wired.
[02:54] athlonzach: What did you do with the brick you inevitably shit?
[02:54] rejustify: And when wired, I talk to myself alot.
[02:54] athlonzach: 101
[02:55] rejustify: I actually laughed in that weird position for like 15 seconds, and then said "Fucking sweeeet"
[02:55] athlonzach: i cant braeth
[02:55] athlonzach: breath
[02:55] athlonzach: e
[02:55] rejustify: LOL

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[02:56] athlonzach: GOD DAMNIT THAT PISSES ME OFF
[02:56] athlonzach: Localization be damned, since Microsoft has decided to release a special edition of Windows XP only in Japan to commemorate the 20th anniversary of the first Windows. Finding details about what has changed versus previous XPs is difficult (probably because nothing changed), but we do know that it will feature a special “20th anniversary edition” desktop theme. Err, does that even count? What’s most interesting about this edition is everything that’s not actually Windows XP: buyers will receive replica (e.g. not working) installation CDs of Windows 95, 98, Me, and 2000, Windows box origami, memorial stamps, memorial stickers, a memorial video from the man himself, and a special early “preview” version of Windows Vista, whatever that means.
[02:57] rejustify: wtf?
[02:58] athlonzach: Hah. I love the "Windows box origami"
[02:59] rejustify: the origami is going to crash
[03:00] athlonzach: LOL
[03:00] rejustify: fuckin blue screen error.
[03:00] rejustify: "Make it flap it's wings"
[03:00] athlonzach: burst into flame
[03:00] rejustify: "ok I just pull the....error?"
[03:00] athlonzach: You pull the wing, and it blows up.
[03:00] athlonzach: *poof*

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[04:17] rejustify: rofl
[04:18] athlonzach: Fucking emo retarted kid
[04:18] athlonzach: Can't do math and shit.
[04:18] rejustify: whothefuck is ~*WrOnG kInD oF PaRaDiSe*~
[04:18] athlonzach: I HATE THAT SHIT
[04:20] athlonzach: Ok So LiKe OnE tImE aT tHe MaLl ThIs GuY wAs AlL hOtT aNd YeAh I wAnTeD tOo AsK hIm OuT bUt I trIiPeD oN a BaNaNa PeEl Lol OmG!
[04:21] rejustify: LoL I TyPe LiKe A FuCkInG DiPsHiT aNd ShOuLd DiE oF a BrAiN TuMoR RoFl~~~ :)!

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[04:22] rejustify: skaterdrw123: James Varnell is still around I firgured he would be on some kind of mystic journey by now
[04:22] athlonzach: LOL
[04:22] rejustify: Lol

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[04:26] rejustify: OMG HIM AND HIS SON ARE TEH FUKIN HARDXCOR PIMPING
[04:26] rejustify: His son will straight slap a hoe.
[04:26] rejustify: I seen it.
[04:26] athlonzach: LOL

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[14:15] rejustify: I actually made a decent myspace.
[14:15] rejustify: --;
[14:16] athlonzach: I see that.
[14:16] athlonzach: Welcome to the cult.
[14:16] athlonzach: Kool-aid party on Thursday.

Ha-HAH!

[LiLbRo]

I should look up some of my drunk logs... aprently I try to write poetry when im drunk and it is comedy gold, or so say my friends...

[LIN]

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[Zuntar]

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