Be the best at Oblivion(UNSTOPPABLE)

[DaBeast]

Hey im new so this is my first post and if u dont no this trick ur gonna praise me for it..................................
First u need 5-7 pieces of armor(curaiss,pants,gautlets,jewelry,etc...)
dependin on which type of soul gem u have,if u have a grand u only need five,if u have greater i recomeed 7,but if u no the dorian cheat and are rich,u might want to do 7 on grand....:)
wut u do is get a chamelon spell that u can cast... and some soul gems wit souls in them,u need access to the arcane university,if u no the dupe cheat
it should be no problem,unless ur havin hard time gettin greater and grand souls,(im not explainin the duplication cheat)now if ur mage wit high conjuration gettin souls should be ez,ok now that u have ur armor and soul gems goto the enchantin section and enchant the armor(if u have greater ull do chanelon 17%-grand20%)enchant them wit the chamelon spell if u have 6-7 greaters souls u should be invisble,grand-5 is all it takes,now if u wanna go that extra distance u can enchant ur wep wit wut ever u desire but if u enchanted all the piece wit chamelon u should be COMPLETELY INVISIBLE-mean guards wont see u,EVEN U WONT SEE U so if u do this cheat i recomeed u be in first person now the only time u can get arrested,is if u fail to pickpocket and they call the guards and u have the option of resistin arrest and when u resist they'll be like "i must been drakin to much of that ale" or "i must be seein things" or something like that



Now go have fun killin things and virtually bein unstoppable,and u can still tak to ppl so have fun( oh and if u dont no duplication cheat i might post it l8er but now ):);):cool::(:bigggrin:

[primesuspect]

Please, please no "u" and "r" and "ez" and "wut". This is the adult internet, we speak proper English here.

[Kwitko]

u shud spend less time playin oblivion and more time doin homework. kthx

[Buddy J]

ohai! wut r u takin bout. ttyl tomoz k?>!

[Thrax]

O HAY WHATZ GOIN ON HERE OLOL???

[shwaip]

I think you had a typo. I fixed it for you.
Hello ladies and gentlemen, I'm new to the forums. As such, this is my first post. If you aren't familiar with this trick, you're going to be very thankful that I let you in on it. Acquire 5-7 pieces of armor, depending on what types of soul gems you have. If you have grand soul gems, you only need 5. However, if you only have greater, I recommend 7. If you've discovered the Dorian cheat as well, and are quite affluent, you might want to use 7 grand soul gems.
Here are step-by-step instructions, assuming you have access to the arcane university:
1) Learn to cast a chameleon spell
2) Obtain soul gems with trapped souls
3) Enchant each piece of armor with the chameleon spell in the arcane university.
4) Each greater soul gem will give you 17% chameleon, each grand 20%.
5) Use some combination to get to 100%, and you will be completely invisible, even to the guards.
6) For additional unstoppability, consider enchanting your weapon with a spell to increase damage.

The only way to be arrested now is to fail at pickpocketing, however if you select the "resist arrest" option, the guards will not be able to find you.

Enjoy playing a game from which you have just removed all of the difficulty.

[Winga]

Ha Ha dashwaip is daman. I have nevu played dagame so dabeast could have written dagreek I wouldn'da understood dapost anyway. At least now I can read it

[DaBeast]

Shwaip,u forgot one part,u didnt mention the part about the guards sayin,"i must be drakin to much ale" or "i must be seeing things.Oh and thanks clarifying the guide.....oh and i dont take no credit for this "trick of complete ownage of all creatures human and guards"but i do warn that(well not warn but..)if u hit a guard while ur"you" are invisible,he will run away like a little sissy LOL

[primesuspect]

u dont get it do u

(You don't get it, do you?)

Full..... English..... words..... and sentences......

Please....

[DaBeast]

ok sorry ill try not to do it again.It kinda of a forcesive habit.Ill try to stop

[IndigoRed]

I just searched 5 dictionaries...

Oh nevermind... I'll just roll on the floor laughing out loud (because one really shouldn't MAO in this forum) :bigggrin:

[Your Amish Daddy]

Well, I have some bad news for you. At about level 10, humanoid NPC's start using Detect Life, and socko, you're ultra spotted and ultra dead. Also, you can only have 85% of any type of positive influence. Chameleon, Shield, Reflect Damage, Absorb Magicka. And even at 85% chameleon if your sneak isn't 100, and you're wearing heavy armor you will get spotted rather easily after level 10. Now, if you're about removing difficulty from a very monotonous main quest, might I suggest the Transdimensional space cheese. It is the ne plus ultra when it comes to removing difficulty in Oblivion. You can pick it up from TesDB (http://www.tesdb.com) when it comes back up. Just search for how it's typed. Removes every ounce of difficulty in the main quest by ending it for you. You could theoretically beat Oblivion in 10 minutes if you blow through the sewers and sprint your butt to the Tiber Septim after you install it.

[deicist]

Well, I have some bad news for you. At about level 10, humanoid NPC's start using Detect Life, and socko, you're ultra spotted and ultra dead. Also, you can only have 85% of any type of positive influence. Chameleon, Shield, Reflect Damage, Absorb Magicka. And even at 85% chameleon if your sneak isn't 100, and you're wearing heavy armor you will get spotted rather easily after level 10. Now, if you're about removing difficulty from a very monotonous main quest, might I suggest the Transdimensional space cheese. It is the ne plus ultra when it comes to removing difficulty in Oblivion. You can pick it up from TesDB (http://www.tesdb.com) when it comes back up. Just search for how it's typed. Removes every ounce of difficulty in the main quest by ending it for you. You could theoretically beat Oblivion in 10 minutes if you blow through the sewers and sprint your butt to the Tiber Septim after you install it.

Er.... unless the 'NPCs having detect life' and '85% limit on positive attributes' were added in a patch then they're simply not true. I had a level 20 character with 100% chameleon and no-one spotted him at all, ever.

[cambrose]

Why would you want to ruin the game like that regardless?

[CB]

Some people don't want to play the games they buy, they just want to spend $50 on buttons they can push that tell them "You win".

[primesuspect]

I know people like that :D

[Jokke]

Man, Oblivion is way too great to ever think about cheating in.

[cambrose]

I get 'full demos' of a lot of the games I play, and I still don't cheat on them.

[shwaip]

so stealing is somehow better than cheating at a game?
I get 'full demos' of a lot of the games I play, and I still don't cheat on them.

[DaBeast]

Man, Oblivion is way too great to ever think about cheating in.


What if you have beaten the game like 2-3 times,the game does get boring..
but once u find a way have more fun......it suddenly gives you a whole u way to play the game...dont u think

[DaBeast]

Well, I have some bad news for you. At about level 10, humanoid NPC's start using Detect Life, and socko, you're ultra spotted and ultra dead. Also, you can only have 85% of any type of positive influence. Chameleon, Shield, Reflect Damage, Absorb Magicka. And even at 85% chameleon if your sneak isn't 100, and you're wearing heavy armor you will get spotted rather easily after level 10. Now, if you're about removing difficulty from a very monotonous main quest, might I suggest the Transdimensional space cheese. It is the ne plus ultra when it comes to removing difficulty in Oblivion. You can pick it up from TesDB (http://www.tesdb.com) when it comes back up. Just search for how it's typed. Removes every ounce of difficulty in the main quest by ending it for you. You could theoretically beat Oblivion in 10 minutes if you blow through the sewers and sprint your butt to the Tiber Septim after you install it.

im lvl20 something and im still kickin azz

[Winfrey]

im lvl20 something and im still kickin azz

thats because...YOU DABEAST MAN!

oh... erm...arr!!

had to work in pirates somehow :bigggrin:

[Sledgehammer70]

I am so lost on what this thread is about.. first I thought it was a english class on how to use less words, but than I was told to use more words along with others, but others are still using less words than are needed.

[DaBeast]

thats because...YOU DABEAST MAN!

oh... erm...arr!!

had to work in pirates somehow :bigggrin:


ok,one U R RIGHT....I aAM DABEAST..CUZ IM BEASTIN......
2first it was a guide,then Prime subject made it an english test,then shwaip made daguide make sense(somehow)
can we plz....stick to one ubject and agree to one thing and get along plz:)

[Your Amish Daddy]

You're illiterate. Go away.

[Trogan]

ok,one U R RIGHT....I aAM DABEAST..CUZ IM BEASTIN......
2first it was a guide,then Prime subject made it an english test,then shwaip made daguide make sense(somehow)
can we plz....stick to one ubject and agree to one thing and get along plz:)
I've told PrimeSubject 2 stik wiv 1 topic, k? :bigggrin:

;D;D

[DaBeast]

You're illiterate. Go away.

y should I(not flaming anyone)but i posted this guide to help anyone who need help in oblivion,either becuz ur stats were wrong or becuz u got to like lvl30 and didnt feel like doin it all over again,somone even clarified it just in case u couldnt read it the way i had it,i posted this to help people,i might have helped someone who read this,might not,but wasting posts,correcting the way i type is not goin to help anyone is it,(again not flaming)

can we all plz just get to a compromise that this is an guide,not an english test....plz:confused:
oh and one more thing,u dont have to read it,or reply,if ur goin to say something bout the way i type,plz,can u keep them to ur self. Or make a website titled i hate DaBeast.com,but if ur gonna post,plz no negative post.ty

[DaBeast]

last post on this topic,if u read from the very beginning u will see alot of incorrect typing,so if ur gonna judge me..make sure u judge everyone else who has posted a reply,cuz most of them used,"u","r","ez", and "y":p


dont mind weird smily face(i picked a random one and he seemed the most random of all of them)

[Thelemech]

You're illiterate. Go away.


;D

[Buddy J]

Mr. DaBeast, you'll notice that most of the posts you reference that included spelling errors or so-called "text speak" were done purposefully in jest to mock your "style" which Primesuspect kindly asked you to refrain from using on this forum.

How about joining us in IRC, where things get a bit silly and your method of communication may possibly fit in a bit more?

irc.rizon.net #icrontic

[Winfrey]

ok,one U R RIGHT....I aAM DABEAST..CUZ IM BEASTIN......

ROFL! ;D

[Sledgehammer70]

I am still lost... who took my Beast away?

[Your Amish Daddy]

The internet police took him to the pound to be put down.

[Jokke]

I didn't say I never cheat, I said Oblivion was too great to cheat in. I doubt I will ever finish that game, I just ramble too much around. It's so huge, and has so many great things to do.

[IndigoRed]

The point is Beast, that within these forums we request full text. Full English words used. Not 1337 or txt speak. Full, complete coherant English. Sure the occasional abbreviation gets through, but the idea is to strive for correctness.

whn u tk lik ths it is vry unsitely.

I assume you have been taught correct diction?

[Jokke]

Just to throw myself into the whole language debate: I'm Norwegian. Norwegians are notoriously know for their TERRIBLE english. Even with that terrible reputation, my English is a lot better than yours, Beast. I don't really know where you are from, but I guess it is a country with quite good English.

[kryyst]

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I Can't Believe This Thread Is Still Going On. The Original Posting Was Old News When Oblivion First Came Out. The Fact That The Poster Can't Type Only Makes It Funnier.


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[primesuspect]

Okay, we try to be an open, friendly, welcoming community.

I like you, Dabeast. I do. I'm fair, even though you called me "Primesubject", whatever that means, I'm willing to overlook your - let's say "rough" - first few posts on our site.

This is how it's going down:

Any posts with txt speak (2, u, ur, etc. - you know what I'm talking about), I'll just delete: boom, gone. No questions, just... gone.

Any posts without txt speak, I'll welcome, and say thanks for joining Icrontic, welcome to our community, etc.

We're tough, but fair :D

[GHoosdum]

It's okay if a LOLcat says it, though.

[DaBeast]

last post on this topic,if u read from the very beginning u will see alot of incorrect typing,so if ur gonna judge me..make sure u judge everyone else who has posted a reply,cuz most of them used,"u","r","ez", and "y":p


dont mind weird smily face(i picked a random one and he seemed the most random of all of them)

dont mind that,well maybe i did just kinda of "overreact",but thats just the type of person I am, I will and I shall improve my English,sorry for the
"interuption",i must have made a big deal out of nothin,I must have made a myself look like a real fool,huh,lol;Dsorry and i apologize

[primesuspect]

Welcome to icrontic :thumbsup:

[Thrax]

dont mind that,well maybe i did just kinda of "overreact",but thats just the type of person I am, I will and I shall improve my English,sorry for the
"interuption",i must have made a big deal out of nothin,I must have made a myself look like a real fool,huh,lol;Dsorry and i apologize

I don't mind that. Maybe I did just overreact, but that's the type of person I am. I will improve my English, and apologize for the interruption. I made a big deal out of nothing and made myself look like a fool, huh? :( I apologize.

<i>See the difference?</i>

[tmh88]

lawl!

[Buddy J]

Come on man, join us in IRC!

/me buys the first round.