Wiisaber - for real

[primesuspect]

Kotaku <a href="http://kotaku.com/gaming/wiimote-lightsaber/lucasarts-unleashes-the-force-on-the-wii-301065.php">broke it</a>- The Wiisaber game that we all knew would come has been announced.

<blockquote>"The Wii is a great platform for The Force Unleashed, because the console's motion-oriented controllers really bring the game to life,"</blockquote>

Youtube will abound in Wiisaber videos. I predict this.

[Lincoln]

My life's dreams realized. ;D

[Thrax]

Bitter Crumpet: Issue 1 (http://icrontic.com/articles/bitter_crumpet_issue_1) was prophetic.

Nintendo's 'Wiimote'
How a Retarded Name Captivates a Million Retards

Hearken back to, what is it, 2004? 5? Whatever, an eternity in internet years, to the day when the Star Wars Kid (http://www.jedimaster.net/) (Christ, it looks like someone vomited a clipart package or a MySpace account into Dreamweaver and saved it) hit the web at large. Do you remember how we laughed at this child's awkward, disjointed and otherwise expertly-discombobulated imitation of his high school's color guard Darth Maul?

Jump forward to Nintendo's Wii console, which features motion-sensitive technology in the controller that can and will be used to influence the motion of your in-game avatar or the world in which said avatar interacts. Do any of you Wii-loving nublets realize that you're all about to look like the Star Wars kid? In the comfort of your own home, Nintendo has blessed you with the awesome power to look like a complete dork as you use your brand new wiitarded wiimote to attack the darkness, swing for the bleachers, or apply virtual makeup in Mattel's new Barbie's Beauty Adventure which is bound to sell millions of copies to the Miyamoto Drones. Aren't you and your new console pretty?

[Shorty]

It was so going to happen. Personally... I will buy it :D

[GooD]

Dammit, i'll have to buy a Wii ;)