Pwned by new puppy [Archive]

Straight_Man

24 Nov 2003, 5:26pm

Shar-Peis grow and fill out and the wrinkles partly vaporize, though never fully.Excercise your Shar Pei more than average and feed well for less wrinkles sooner if you want that. High-protein diet more than high carbo diet, they normally carry some fat and in a colder climate need it for insulation. Cliff's Notes for Shar Peis.... :D

At least it is not bright pinky-red also like a very newborn human-- who is also typically very wrinkled as skin develops fastest. nature allows for fillin, Shar Peis will carry more fill by nature.

Excpect a HUNGRY puppy.

John.

primesuspect

24 Nov 2003, 5:29pm

Me and my new buddy.

He's a very very personable dog. He won't leave a person's side. he also loves our cat. The cat and he are pals already. They slept together last night :eek:

RWB

24 Nov 2003, 5:36pm

awe... I like those kinds of pups... my roomate has the Taco bell dog, ugh it is one UGLY dog! It's eyes are like a retarded praying mantis!

keto

24 Nov 2003, 5:51pm

Yoinks, he's got some size on him already - I didn't see you say how old it is - ?? I'm definitely no expert, but to my unpracticed eye he looks to be pretty close to full-sized-mature..?

How are Shar-Peis for hair/shedding? I'm guessing not bad, given the length of the coat.

primesuspect

24 Nov 2003, 5:56pm

Shar-Peis do not shed at all. Their hair is wiry and very short. In fact the name roughly translates to sandpaper-skin.

He's only 13 weeks old, although he's not going to get much bigger than this. Big male Shar-Peis get around 50-60 lbs at the top end. I met his father and he wasn't huge. Maybe 4 inches taller than him.

TheSmJ

24 Nov 2003, 6:06pm

If your dog is anything like mine (a yellow Lab) was, it'll go though an "awkward stage". Pretty funny times.

When she first learned to run, rather than "hopping quickly", she started to jump around on furniture to test out her new skills (and our tolerance). One of the things she did was jump up on a couch (which she is not allowed) and attempt to cross over to the end table, which was covered in newspapers. As she crossed between the table and the couch (front paws on the table, back on the couch) the newspapers slid out from under her, causing her to become 'stuck', straddled between the table and couch. She wined and cried till I went over and picked her up, and onto the floor. She NEVER attempted that again!

When she was a month or two younger, she was testing my family's and my tolerance to let her become the "Big dog" of the house. I remember sitting down at the kitchen table with a cheeseburger. I reached over (still sitting in the chair) to grab a newspaper to look read while I ate. In a yellow flash, she jumped up onto my chair, grabbed the whole burger, jumped down and ran behind an armchair in an adjacent room to consume her 'prey'. My family and I thought it was hilarious, after I went over to take back what she hadn�t already ate, I realized I had to be more careful with my food until she was taught what�s "hers" (on the floor) and ours (not on the floor).

How olds� the pup, Brian? Looks to be around... 11 weeks or so?

EDIT: Ehh, 13. Close enough... ;)

RWB had this to say
awe... I like those kinds of pups... my roomate has the Taco bell dog, ugh it is one UGLY dog! It's eyes are like a retarded praying mantis!

;D

shwaip

24 Nov 2003, 6:07pm

It looks like someone punched him in the nose :hrm:.

Hope you enjoy your new dog :d

primesuspect

24 Nov 2003, 6:12pm

Well he's already taking lessons from the cat. The cat of course enjoys nothing more than batting the dog across the muzzle at every given opportunity. Well my kids had a toy train last night that was scooting around a track and the dog was barking at it, and finally decided to swat it off the track, cat-style. Now he's using his paw to swat things, since the cat is apparently going to be his surrogate father, he's learning from him how to "hunt" :rolleyes:

Clutch

24 Nov 2003, 6:33pm

Man, that is a big dog to be 13 weeks old. Pretty cute pup though, I guess the wrinkles make the dog.

Mt_Goat

24 Nov 2003, 6:42pm

The Buddist is Detroit with a Chineese dog that looks more like a Manatee than a K-9! :rolleyes2

look at the similarity.

http://www.twinquarries.com/images/man5_2.jpg http://www.short-media.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=70504

primesuspect

24 Nov 2003, 6:45pm

HAHAH OMFG HE DOES LOOK LIKE A MANATEE....

bothered

24 Nov 2003, 7:47pm

Look like a badly stuffed toy. Can't you take it back and ask for a full one?

Black Hawk

24 Nov 2003, 10:04pm

;D

The fun part is when he starts crapping all over the floor till he learns where he's supposed to go. I have 4 and one is currently at that stage ;)

primesuspect

24 Nov 2003, 10:05pm

No way, we bought this guy already housebroken.. I'm not that patient :)

TheSmJ

25 Nov 2003, 1:48am

Took only 1 or 2 weeks for mine to be fully housebroken. Was kind of a pain though...

You get him from a breeder, Prime? Gona regester him?

Al_Capown

25 Nov 2003, 2:07am

primesuspect had this to say
The cat and he are pals already. They slept together last night :eek:

DIBS ON THE OFFSPRING!

Thrax

25 Nov 2003, 2:11am

What happens when a dog sleeps with a cat? You get a :fold:

Geeky1

25 Nov 2003, 2:14am

No, what you get is this:

Al_Capown

25 Nov 2003, 2:14am

Didn't see that coming :rolleyes: :p

Josh-

26 Nov 2003, 11:16pm

What a coincidence! I just got a new puppy a few days ago, maybe about a week now. Its an australian cattle dog/blue heeler mixed with some other things. Looks very similar to a black lab. Hopefully she'll stop ****ting in my room soon..

Black Hawk

26 Nov 2003, 11:41pm

I've got a puppy dachshund that's been here like 3 months and the damn thing still craps everywhere. :rant:

primesuspect

26 Nov 2003, 11:44pm

Well mine may be housebroken, but that didn't prevent him from eating his own **** today and walking into the house as if nothing was wrong, with a big brown ****stain smeared all over his chest and jowls... Talk about disgusting. I almost puked from the smell. What a day.

Black Hawk

26 Nov 2003, 11:47pm

Bahahahaha!!! ;D ;D ;D

t1rhino

26 Nov 2003, 11:48pm

The worst is when your dog goes s**t outside and runs through it without you knowing. Then when he comes inside, he leaves s**t paw prints all along the floor. :)

Straight_Man

26 Nov 2003, 11:50pm

Prime, he's HUNGRY! :D Hungry little kids eat JUNK they should not eat. :D :D

John.

primesuspect

26 Nov 2003, 11:51pm

Yeah, he was the only happy one in the house..... :mad:

TheSmJ

27 Nov 2003, 1:50am

Heh, mine did that. I hear it's considered a delicacy to nearly all dogs. Think of it as eating German chocolate. ;)

They key is, yell at them and act upset whenever they even THINK about eating sh*t, like when they turn around to give it a sniff.

CyrixInstead

28 Nov 2003, 4:21pm

Ahh, he's crinckly and cute prime. And they say dogs look like their owners...

~Cyrix

bothered

28 Nov 2003, 6:37pm

t1rhino had this to say
The worst is when your dog goes s**t outside and runs through it without you knowing. Then when he comes inside, he leaves s**t paw prints all along the floor. :)

TheSmJ had this to say
Heh, mine did that. I hear it's considered a delicacy to nearly all dogs. Think of it as eating German chocolate. ;)

I hate dogs, sorry but this just confirms what I thought, horrible things.

t1rhino

28 Nov 2003, 7:02pm

bothered had this to say
t1rhino had this to say
The worst is when your dog goes s**t outside and runs through it without you knowing. Then when he comes inside, he leaves s**t paw prints all along the floor. :)

TheSmJ had this to say
Heh, mine did that. I hear it's considered a delicacy to nearly all dogs. Think of it as eating German chocolate. ;)

I hate dogs, sorry but this just confirms what I thought, horrible things.

But the good times make up for all those ****ting situations. ;)

CyrixInstead

28 Nov 2003, 9:11pm

Are you a cat man bothered? I love cats. Or are you a no-pet person??

~Cyrix

bothered

28 Nov 2003, 10:09pm

Not really. I like documentrys about animals and am facinated by nature but I don't want to live with them. I like my animals on TV or a plate.

leishi85

28 Nov 2003, 10:37pm

i love little doggy, but i would never get one, mainly because i don't think i can take care of them, i can't even take good care of myself.

Thrax

28 Nov 2003, 10:55pm

Topic derailing!

/me hijacks

Cats rock. I have seven of them.

Most loving, affectionate creatures you could ever meet. Someone new walks into the house, and all seven come from everywhere in the house to get petted, bump and scrape their faces on the new person's leg.

They love to be scratched, all of them sleep with us if we want it, all of them know 2 dozen commands or more..

I don't have any cats that fit the "Cats are mean and stupid" stories, and I never have...My family as a whole never has, and we've owned cats for more than 3 decades.

bothered

28 Nov 2003, 11:04pm

Thrax had this to say
Someone new walks into the house, and all seven come from everywhere in the house to get petted, bump and scrape their faces on the new person's leg.

Isn't that so they can cover you with scent from their cheek glands? :eek2: :eek2: :eek2:

Thrax

28 Nov 2003, 11:14pm

Yes, that's the instinctual reason they do it, however domesticated cats use it as a sign of affection.. IE, they're marking ownership because they believe the owner is valuable property that should be marked, it is worth something.

Plus, when you're shin-high to the world, and it feels good to rub your face...Pants it is!

primesuspect

28 Nov 2003, 11:32pm

Thrax had this to say
When you're shin-high to the world, and it feels good to rub your face...Pants it is!

This statement has sooooo many shades of meaning.... :wtf:

Geeky1

28 Nov 2003, 11:45pm

Thrax: I've got two dogs, but I don't mind cats at all. My mother is allergic to them, so we don't have any, but the 2 cats our neighbors have (well, 1 now; one had to be put down a few months ago) spend a good deal of time in our front yard when I'm out there, because I'm basically the only person that pays attention to them.

The only complaint I have is that they have a tendency to want attention when they want it, and don't really care what you're doing at the time. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to work underneath a car when you've got this furball meowing at you and rubbing up against you? :rolleyes:

But, like I said... I like them. I like animals period, actually, so...

Thrax

29 Nov 2003, 2:27am

primesuspect had this to say
Thrax had this to say
When you're shin-high to the world, and it feels good to rub your face...Pants it is!

This statement has sooooo many shades of meaning.... :wtf:

Shorty.

/me flees

keto

29 Nov 2003, 2:50am

Love cats, all over that one. Like dogs too but cats better. Can't have em alla time cause of son's (mild) allergies. I let our neighbours cat, part siamese, just a beautiful animal, have the run of our house and have since they got it ~5 yrs ago. I bet it spends almost as much time here as at home lol.

CyrixInstead

29 Nov 2003, 4:17pm

What kind of cats are they Thrax? I love Maine Coon cats, my ex-girlfriend has three of them and they are the sexiest cats in the world.

~Cyrix

Thrax

29 Nov 2003, 7:37pm

I have one pure Maine Coone, and the rest are mixed-breed. :)

CyrixInstead

29 Nov 2003, 8:08pm

Got any pictures? I have some great pics of my ex's cats.

Hmmm, but this thread is about primes crinckly dog...

~Cyrix

Trinity

1 Dec 2003, 12:29am

primesuspect had this to say
No way, we bought this guy already housebroken.. I'm not that patient :)

wuss!! ;D a bit of dog doo cleaning never hurt anyone :p

profdlp

1 Dec 2003, 12:37am

Trinity had this to say
primesuspect had this to say
No way, we bought this guy already housebroken.. I'm not that patient :)

wuss!! ;D a bit of dog doo cleaning never hurt anyone :p
True, true. I brought home two puppies 5 1/2 years ago. It took about a week of shaking my head and scolding them to convince them to at least go beg at the door. Now, they are very cool about it and never let me down (unless it's over 24 hours - then I consider it to be my fault). If kids were so easy you'd see a lot of diaper companies go out of business.

I like cats, too. Don't have any right now.

primesuspect

11 Dec 2003, 5:33am

Update:

HE ATE **** AGAIN. This time it was from the cat's litterbox, and he was kind enough to bring it all the way upstairs, into my bedroom, and sit down under master's chair where I happened to be sitting, before he calmly began devouring the turd. I heard the dog making snuffing sounds and then this horrific smell washed over me and my eyes popped open because I knew right away that something very, very wrong had just happened.

My day just gets better and better. :mad:

Geeky1

11 Dec 2003, 5:34am

Maybe he wanted to share... :D ;D

bothered

11 Dec 2003, 8:13am

A varied diet makes for a glossy coat I hear, He must be dazzling.

Geeky1

11 Dec 2003, 8:23am

Bothered, I'm not sure dog crap and cat crap are what I would call a varied diet...

Now if prime wanted to use him as a gravel vac for a fish tank... ;)

TheSmJ

11 Dec 2003, 8:54am

primesuspect had this to say
Update:

HE ATE **** AGAIN. This time it was from the cat's litterbox, and he was kind enough to bring it all the way upstairs, into my bedroom, and sit down under master's chair where I happened to be sitting, before he calmly began devouring the turd. I heard the dog making snuffing sounds and then this horrific smell washed over me and my eyes popped open because I knew right away that something very, very wrong had just happened.

My day just gets better and better. :mad:

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

My dog ate plenty of her own **** back in her younger days (she's 7 now), but at least she never carried it anywhere.

madmat

11 Dec 2003, 9:08am

Dogs just love cat poop, it's got a lot of protien left over in it. The best course of action may be to put the litterbox somewhere the dog can't get to but the cat can.
My rotweiler used to try to drag my arm out of socket to get to cat droppings until she got paddled for it a few times after that she left it alone.
I'd never seen her eating her own leavings but she would rub in another dog's droppings to get the scent on her as camoflouge I guess.
Cool dawg man, what's his name BTW?

profdlp

11 Dec 2003, 2:14pm

Geeky1 had this to say
...Now if prime wanted to use him as a gravel vac for a fish tank... ;)
I have this hilarious mental image of prime dangling the pooch in the tank by his hind legs...
;D

primesuspect

11 Dec 2003, 3:55pm

Don't laugh at me, I didn't name him.

His name is....

are you ready?

Snuffie.

/me runs

profdlp

11 Dec 2003, 4:02pm

primesuspect had this to say
...Snuffie.

* primesuspect runs
That's cute. Did you name him after this guy?

primesuspect

11 Dec 2003, 4:07pm

UH HI THIS IS NOT PRIMESUSPECT HE LEFT THE BUILDING. HE WON'T READ THIS THREAD ANYMORE BECUASE OF YOU ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE FUN OF HIS DOGS NAME

profdlp

11 Dec 2003, 4:27pm

I think it's a fine name for a dog. They're always sniffing around and whatnot.

My dogs are named Jack & Jill (long story - started with me watching Sanford & Son in the 70's). Can't get any sappier than that. :p

bothered

11 Dec 2003, 5:24pm

So what's his full name? Is it Snuffi suspect or Prime snuffi?

snuffi, Ha Ha Ha, wait till I tell the kids, Snuffi.
Nice one Primey.;D ;D ;D ;D

Geeky1

11 Dec 2003, 6:12pm

I can't laugh too much. Mine are named Lucky and Oreo.

Keep in mind that both are justified- Lucky was about 5 minutes away from being put down when we got him, and Oreo is black & white, so...

bothered

11 Dec 2003, 6:17pm

Whereas Snuffie has a baggy nose.

primesuspect

11 Dec 2003, 6:18pm

:werr:

csimon

11 Dec 2003, 6:52pm

primesuspect had this to say
UH HI THIS IS NOT PRIMESUSPECT HE LEFT THE BUILDING. HE WON'T READ THIS THREAD ANYMORE BECUASE OF YOU ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE FUN OF HIS DOGS NAME
prime if it's any consolation I have a kitty litter diver turd eatin mini dachshound named ginger that does it also ...you know what they say ..."once you get past the smell you've got it licked!"

Geeky1

11 Dec 2003, 6:54pm

;D

Prime, if all else fails, just consider it recycling :D

csimon

11 Dec 2003, 9:17pm

SNUFFIE RULEZ! (http://veepers01.budlight.com/service/RetrieveCard?id=711BF054-2C1E-11D8-A717-E3635E514682):Pwned: !!! WARNING !!! 56kers ...let it load

primesuspect

12 Dec 2003, 6:51am

LOL!!! HOLY **** THAT WAS FUNNY!

Thanks for helping to make my day better, you ol' scoundrel.

:D :D :D

profdlp

12 Dec 2003, 7:00am

csimon had this to say
SNUFFIE RULEZ! (http://veepers01.budlight.com/service/RetrieveCard?id=711BF054-2C1E-11D8-A717-E3635E514682):Pwned: !!! WARNING !!! 56kers ...let it load
csimon - I just got in from another long round-trip to see the old people (my parents).

You made my day! :respect:

;D ;D ;D

Shorty

12 Dec 2003, 7:09am

That is absolute class ;D ;D ;D

:respect: The pholding pharoah :respect:

csimon

12 Dec 2003, 2:02pm

thanks guys i didn't think anyone cared there for a while!:bawling:

Fortunatley this is the last day of finals and since I am pitcher and not catcher it afforded me a little time to spend messing around.
It only took a few minutes actually and when I saw that dog there I couldn't resist!

thanks again!

I love those dogs btw prime ...sharp-a? lol