GrayFox
24 Jan 2008, 01:26am
This is the religion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_groups_referred_to_as_cults#A-C), all about how:
L. Ron (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L._Ron_Hubbard)'s wallet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_Scientology#Church_or_business.3F) got flipped, turned upside down (http://www.xenu.net/archive/media/time910605.html). So hook up an E-meter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E-meter#Controversy) and sit right there- I'll tell you how you became a human Preclear. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auditing_%28Scientology%29#Preclear_folders)
On the planet Coltice (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_opera_in_Scientology_scripture#Alien_civilizations), born and raised, mining Vespene gas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vespene_gas) is how I spent most of my days, being overpopulated and relaxin' all cool and all playing some Thetan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thetan) ball outside Scientology school (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2004/06/09/MNGO572ISD1.DTL). When a couple of Psychiatrists who were up to no good (http://www.rickross.com/reference/scientology/psychiatry/psychiatry11.html), started freezing (http://www.lisamcpherson.org/) brothers in my neighborhood, I got in one little volcano (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu#Xenu.27s_volcanoes) and my overlord got scared, and said "your moving with the homospaiens on Teegeeak (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teegeeack), that planet with air"
So I Whistled for a DC8 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_DC-8) and when it came near, it had no propellers just rockets in the rear (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/73/Xenu_space_plane.jpg). If anything I could say the in-flight brainwashing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology_controversy#Brainwashing) movie was rare but I thought "nah forget it," then they put me in a box using some Ghostbusters gear"
I pulled up to the planet about 7 or 8 million years ago (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_opera_in_Scientology_doctrine#Scientology.27s_history_of_the_universe) and yelled to Xenu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu#The_Church_of_Scientology.27s_position_on_Xenu), "yo ho, imprison you later," I looked at my Thetans, we were finally there, to haunt us some primates (http://theunfunnytruth.ytmnd.com/) with little body hair."
L. Ron (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L._Ron_Hubbard)'s wallet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_Scientology#Church_or_business.3F) got flipped, turned upside down (http://www.xenu.net/archive/media/time910605.html). So hook up an E-meter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E-meter#Controversy) and sit right there- I'll tell you how you became a human Preclear. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auditing_%28Scientology%29#Preclear_folders)
On the planet Coltice (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_opera_in_Scientology_scripture#Alien_civilizations), born and raised, mining Vespene gas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vespene_gas) is how I spent most of my days, being overpopulated and relaxin' all cool and all playing some Thetan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thetan) ball outside Scientology school (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2004/06/09/MNGO572ISD1.DTL). When a couple of Psychiatrists who were up to no good (http://www.rickross.com/reference/scientology/psychiatry/psychiatry11.html), started freezing (http://www.lisamcpherson.org/) brothers in my neighborhood, I got in one little volcano (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu#Xenu.27s_volcanoes) and my overlord got scared, and said "your moving with the homospaiens on Teegeeak (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teegeeack), that planet with air"
So I Whistled for a DC8 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_DC-8) and when it came near, it had no propellers just rockets in the rear (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/73/Xenu_space_plane.jpg). If anything I could say the in-flight brainwashing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology_controversy#Brainwashing) movie was rare but I thought "nah forget it," then they put me in a box using some Ghostbusters gear"
I pulled up to the planet about 7 or 8 million years ago (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_opera_in_Scientology_doctrine#Scientology.27s_history_of_the_universe) and yelled to Xenu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu#The_Church_of_Scientology.27s_position_on_Xenu), "yo ho, imprison you later," I looked at my Thetans, we were finally there, to haunt us some primates (http://theunfunnytruth.ytmnd.com/) with little body hair."