BlueDragon
31 Jan 2008, 01:39am
I never was much for the Serenity prayer until .........................................
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Serenity Under Pressure
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, and the
wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed
me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they
may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work: 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Friday.
And help me to remember: When I'm having a really bad day, and it
seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles
to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite
me.
.......................
Serenity Under Pressure
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, and the
wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed
me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they
may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work: 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Friday.
And help me to remember: When I'm having a really bad day, and it
seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles
to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite
me.