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Wow, probably gonna sound a little bizzarre saying this, but, I'm in the mall today and head into Bath and Body Works to pickup some xmas gifts for my mother. Well, I'm wandering around for a while and this rather attractive woman working in there asked if I needed help, so me being the newb in the sort of stuff they sell in there say yeah I dont know what to get.
So I spend about 30minutes talking to this hot chick about what types of stuff I should get my mother and she's like opening them and having me smell them so then there was like this "silky smooth" cream one that was kinda expensive so she rubs some of it on her arm and is like "yeah...this one is very silky, makes your skin so smooth, you can feel my arm and see how smooth it is..." I was like "uhhh, okay, w00t" (<- did not actually say that). So in the end, I realized I succumbed to the hotness of the chick and walked out of there with $45 worth of Bath and Body Works gift wares, but hey, I got some xmas shopping done AND chatted it up with a hot chick, sounds like a win-win situation to me. Wow, damn I love the hot ladies.
I'm having a hard time deciding if you were the whore or the pimp in that scenario. :tongue: ;D
primesuspect
8 Dec 2003, 9:28pm
I believe he would qualify as the "john" in that scenario, mr. thrax. ;D
Cyclonite
8 Dec 2003, 9:31pm
Damn... All I got when I went in there was an old lady helping me find stuff. *Sigh*
/me hates Camman... :p
Mt_Goat
8 Dec 2003, 9:32pm
Thrax had this to say
I'm having a hard time deciding if you were the whore or the pimp in that scenario. :tongue: ;D
He was what's known as "The John" becuse he ended up parting with his cash. Then in his own words; So in the end, I realized I succumbed to the hotness of the chick and walked out of there with $45 worth of Bath and Body Works gift wares, but hey, I got some xmas shopping done AND chatted it up with a hot chick, sounds like a win-win situation to me.
He got what he wanted and enjoed it! :D
Preacher
9 Dec 2003, 12:59am
Did you get her digits?
Why would Camman want to take her fingers home?
Mr_Bojingles
9 Dec 2003, 1:19am
I always feel weird when I am in store meant for women. Especially when I am by myself.
I sometimes think that women know that a guy really has no clue as to what to get in a store like that(most of the time) so they use their feminine skills to lure you to buy something that is expensive since you are clueless.
...So are you going to follow up and go back for some more advice on bath and body works ;)
Dude you got to say you got her digits :) then you could be running down the mall saying "omfg I just scored a hort girl's digits w00t"
primesuspect
9 Dec 2003, 1:26am
I have a feeling that Camman will be thinking of reasons to go back.... :wtf:
profdlp
9 Dec 2003, 5:23am
To me, the place smells like grandma's house, or maybe a funeral parlor. What's more, every time I've been in there it's been (someone's) grandma waiting on me. :eek3:
Go back and get her phone #; maybe I can live out my fantasies through you, vicariously... :banghead:
Preacher
9 Dec 2003, 6:39am
Thrax had this to say
Why would Camman want to take her fingers home?
How very Dahmeresque!
I'd hate to say it, but she's prolly playing you like a cheap viola. Lets face it, she is paid to “help” you buy stuff. She's hot, she knows it, and so she uses it to her advantage.
Sorta like when you go to a strip club, and you pay for a lap dance. As the girl(s) sit and wait with you for the next song to begin, they make small talk with you, and act like they give a **** about what you say. All they REALLY want is for you to plunk down another $20 for another dance.
Once when I was selling some meat to a hot chick, we started talking about the center cut pork chops. She didn’t believe how juicy they were, so I rubbed one on my neck so she could lick the juice off.
...I sold a lot of pork chops that day...
Anyways, you might as well go back and attempt to get her number though, it’s not like you’d have anything to lose…
TheSmJ had this to say
I'd hate to say it, but she's prolly playing you like a cheap viola. Lets face it, she is paid to “help” you buy stuff. She's hot, she knows it, and so she uses it to her advantage.
Oh, dont be fooled, I know exactly what she was doing. However, as I stated above, my intent WAS to go into bath and body works to get some christmas shopping done. I wanted to get a present for my mom. I got some nice stuff and spent some money, the fact that "putting together" all the different scents and all that ridiculous stuff was aided by a hot chick who felt the need for me to feel just how soft this lotion made one's skin, well, that was just a bonus.
profdlp
9 Dec 2003, 4:07pm
TheSmJ had this to say
...Once when I was selling some meat to a hot chick, we started talking about the center cut pork chops. She didn’t believe how juicy they were, so I rubbed one on my neck so she could lick the juice off.
...I sold a lot of pork chops that day...
If you don't hear from again it's because I died laughing after reading this... :D :p :vimp:
;D ;D ;D ;D
Mt_Goat
9 Dec 2003, 4:21pm
profdlp had this to say
TheSmJ had this to say
...Once when I was selling some meat to a hot chick, we started talking about the center cut pork chops. She didn’t believe how juicy they were, so I rubbed one on my neck so she could lick the juice off.
...I sold a lot of pork chops that day...
If you don't hear from again it's because I died laughing after reading this... :D :p :vimp:
;D ;D ;D ;D
I did too. And that's why I started this thread. (http://www.short-media.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=7197)
Mr_Bojingles
9 Dec 2003, 5:37pm
;D ROFL! ;D
I've only read the original post, but I just want to add something similar that happened to me a couple years ago.
BEST BUY
I was at best buy to pick up a TV, nothing super nice, but good enough and big enough to fit in my TV stand. So this uber hot chick comes up to me and starts talking to me as if I know nothing, this was fine, as she was pretty smart on TV's so I went along. I wound up buying a $500 32inch Sharp TV, which si not what I regret. But after I got the TV she asked if I wanted the warrantee, I said no thanks, she then began her sales techniques on me by getting up close(I could smell her lip gloss kind of close) and started talking about what the warrantee would do for me. Knowing it was gonna cost alot, I went ahead and bit the bullet and asked how much. She told me $150 for 5 years, and I of course refused, but she went with her technique again.
Long story short, I have a 32inch Sharp TV that costed me something like $650 and my warrantee still has something like 3 years left...
Again, women drive me crazy! lol
EyesOnly
9 Dec 2003, 9:38pm
Man why have i never met salespeople like that. :(
Clutch
9 Dec 2003, 11:52pm
TheSmJ had this to say
Once when I was selling some meat to a hot chick, we started talking about the center cut pork chops. She didn’t believe how juicy they were, so I rubbed one on my neck so she could lick the juice off.
...I sold a lot of pork chops that day...
I think EyesOnly needs to buy some things from TheSmJ ;D
primesuspect
10 Dec 2003, 12:15am
DON'T ASK ABOUT THE PORK CHOPS!
profdlp
10 Dec 2003, 4:43am
EyesOnly had this to say
Man why have i never met salespeople like that. :(
You live in Sweden! If you don't have a story like this to tell, what hope is there for the rest of us? :confused:
maxanon
10 Dec 2003, 1:13pm
RWB had this to say
....I said no thanks, she then began her sales techniques on me by getting up close(I could smell her lip gloss kind of close) and started talking about what the warrantee would do for me. Knowing it was gonna cost alot, I went ahead and bit the bullet and asked how much.....
Long story short, I have a 32inch Sharp TV that costed me something like $650 and my warrantee still has something like 3 years left...
Again, women drive me crazy! lol
The worst part about the situation is that these women know this and exploit it to the maximum. Man, how do they feel after every sale. It's so close to being a stripper that its not funny.
GnomeWizardd
10 Dec 2003, 1:19pm
last Sat I drove down to west Palm Beach,Fl which is like 40 min away to go the the big gardens mall. Went into Body shop which is like bath and body works but its not. doing hte same thing that camman was shopping for Mom! This chick that i didnt even know came up to me and started the sales shizz so i went with it and it ended up that I spent close to 40 bucks and had dinner with her so THATS a win win situation!
Preacher
11 Dec 2003, 12:57am
GnomeWizardd had this to say
last Sat I drove down to west Palm Beach,Fl which is like 40 min away to go the the big gardens mall. Went into Body shop which is like bath and body works but its not. doing hte same thing that camman was shopping for Mom! This chick that i didnt even know came up to me and started the sales shizz so i went with it and it ended up that I spent close to 40 bucks and had dinner with her so THATS a win win situation!
:celebrate
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Mr. Playa himself, GnomeWizardd......
so did you get her digits?
EyesOnly
11 Dec 2003, 10:25am
profdlp had this to say
EyesOnly had this to say
Man why have i never met salespeople like that. :(
You live in Sweden! If you don't have a story like this to tell, what hope is there for the rest of us? :confused:
Actually i have seen some nice ladies in stores. But that's in grocery stores and i mailorder so i don't go into shop that sell clothes were most women are. If i do it's when my mom wants me to join her and then i'm so bored that all i can think of is getting out.
Besides everyone that lives in a cold climate knows have not nice it is to wair thick jackets and then go into stores with many spotlights in the roof. It gets hotter then hell and it's crampt.
Most fine women i see is on my way to or from stores which is good. Seems like those of you that has dealt with womensalestaff think to much with your mits, which of course the women know you will so they can fool you into buying stuff you don't need. :)
Mt_Goat
11 Dec 2003, 11:07am
When I was young (Oh that seems so long ago) I used to pick up chix at the laundymat. If you plan on doing this, make sure your undies are stain free! ;)
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