View Full Version : The best S-M post ever?????
Mt_Goat
9 Dec 2003, 4:05pm
Of all the posts here, I think this one is the most classic. Taken from this thread. (http://www.short-media.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=7169) Especially the part in red. I went back an re-read it today and it hit me even funnier than yesterday.
I'd hate to say it, but she's prolly playing you like a cheap viola. Lets face it, she is paid to “help” you buy stuff. She's hot, she knows it, and so she uses it to her advantage.
Sorta like when you go to a strip club, and you pay for a lap dance. As the girl(s) sit and wait with you for the next song to begin, they make small talk with you, and act like they give a **** about what you say. All they REALLY want is for you to plunk down another $20 for another dance.
Once when I was selling some meat to a hot chick, we started talking about the center cut pork chops. She didn’t believe how juicy they were, so I rubbed one on my neck so she could lick the juice off.
...I sold a lot of pork chops that day...
profdlp
9 Dec 2003, 4:37pm
Best ever? Maybe so. It would certainly rank right up there. It does have some competition; primes description of the bathroom facilities at Sarcnet comes to mind:
primesuspect had this to say
No Keebs, there's no bathroom. We usually piss over the fence onto I-94.. It's fun to see the cars swerve to avoid it, but sometimes they crash into each other and then we have to run like bitches, and that's no fun :(
I'd have to flip a coin between those two. Maybe we need a contest...
Prof slowly opens the can of worms...
Okay, that's 2 nominees so far. Let's try to get at least 2 more and we'll run a poll.
Mt_Goat
9 Dec 2003, 5:24pm
Prof
No can of worms.
Maybe another thread with some entries and a poll would be a good idea.
profdlp
9 Dec 2003, 5:25pm
mtgoat had this to say
...Maybe another thread with some entries and a poll would be a good idea.
Maybe use this thread for nominations, then run a poll in a new one?
:vimp:
Mt_Goat
9 Dec 2003, 5:31pm
profdlp had this to say
mtgoat had this to say
...Maybe another thread with some entries and a poll would be a good idea.
Maybe use this thread for nominations, then run a poll in a new one?
:vimp: PERFECT!!! :thumbsup:
Ahem....
Mr. Kwitko had this to say
Okay, that's 2 nominees so far. Let's try to get at least 2 more and we'll run a poll.
profdlp had this to say
Maybe use this thread for nominations, then run a poll in a new one?
:vimp:
profdlp
9 Dec 2003, 6:11pm
Mr. Kwitko had this to say
Ahem....
Mr. Kwitko had this to say
Okay, that's 2 nominees so far. Let's try to get at least 2 more and we'll run a poll.
profdlp had this to say
Maybe use this thread for nominations, then run a poll in a new one?
:vimp:
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Cut me some slack - I just woke up. :rolleyes: :crazy:
Prof misses the boat. Again. Stands quietly on the pier with tears in his eyes... :bawling:
If this were EverQuest, the boat would be back in 14 minutes.
one of my fav posts was in a thread about someone's sister who bought a $1000 coat or something like that, I now have it proudly displayed in my sig because I laughed quite a bit when I read it
"You can only wear one set of clothes at a time, but there is no limit to the number of computers you can have running."
that one of course from prof
GnomeWizardd
12 Dec 2003, 2:49am
I dunno Primes very descriptive of his explosive Diarehha was pretty funny!
GnomeWizardd
12 Dec 2003, 3:22am
lol.. I'll declare the first buddhist jihad in the history of the world...
"DIE, INFIDELS WHO HAVEN'T LEARNED THAT THEY ARE DROWNING FURTHER IN SAMSARA DUE TO THEIR SELF-DEFEATING ACTIONS!"
That has to be the best evar! GO PRIME!!!
Bringing this thread back close to its second christmas. :p
Anymore funny SM posts?
Sledgehammer70
3 Nov 2005, 3:47pm
I found one that is very recent! I mean it is hjust to funny to pass up!
http://www.short-media.com/forum/showthread.php?t=38826&page=1&pp=30
#29
http://www.short-media.com/forum/showthread.php?t=38826&page=1&pp=30
poor prof......we never are not giving that man a hard time :)
mmonnin
3 Nov 2005, 5:02pm
I have always like the one drinken rant by mtgoat about newegg:
thaS whwr i got my 3700 form as weel ad afew other thimgs in th pastt. i better gey ogg herre bwfore i post somthijg i whek regret in mkorning
http://www.short-media.com/forum/showpost.php?p=298088&postcount=11
haha that one is classic. <3 MtGoat
Sledgehammer70
3 Nov 2005, 5:55pm
haha that one is classic. <3 MtGoat
Off topic but Clutch your Avatar just scares me :( That guy is just so .... um ..... well..... he just is scary......
Off topic but Clutch your Avatar just scares me :( That guy is just so .... um ..... well..... he just is scary......
:mullet:
I think he needs a santa hat for Christmas. You know he would be a fun guest for a family cookout, haha
csimon
4 Nov 2005, 12:58am
:mullet:
I think he needs a santa hat for Christmas. You know he would be a fun guest for a family cookout, haha
yeah it is getting close to santahat time.
Where is primes post on the sausage movement?
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