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jared
16 Dec 2008, 5:04am
Got this in an e-mail today and it was too good not to pass along. No idea if it's real, and if it's old - sorry :)

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle 's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night,then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over! The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

;D :vimp:

airbornflght
16 Dec 2008, 7:53am
Seen it before but it never gets old. Cocky bastard.

DrLiam
16 Dec 2008, 8:57am
YES! YES! YES!!!

Shorty
16 Dec 2008, 9:42am
Genius. Absolute genius. Probably not a real submission but none the less, genius.

LawnMM
16 Dec 2008, 1:09pm
It was probably written by a 14 year old in junior high

Colgere
16 Dec 2008, 1:31pm
Wow....all I can say is wow....

GnomeWizardd
16 Dec 2008, 3:50pm
Brilliant!

Tim
16 Dec 2008, 4:05pm
This is a good report he wrote. Creative and detailed. It's right up there with the "How to pick up women WoW style" that I found and posted in the Gaming forum a few weeks back.

pigflipper
16 Dec 2008, 4:37pm
Not to diminish this post, but have that many of you never seen this? It has been circulating since at least the original incarnation of these forums.

jared
16 Dec 2008, 6:09pm
Got this in an e-mail today and it was too good not to pass along. No idea if it's real, and if it's old - sorry

That should be a good indication it is new to me.

kryyst
17 Dec 2008, 2:07pm
It never gets old. I usually see this email circulate a couple times a year starting a few years back that I remember.

SweetDragon
27 Dec 2008, 1:56am
I've seen this several times. It was the subject of debate when I was in high school (almost 10 years ago). I love it! It's funny and creative and very well thought out.