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pigflipper
11 Jan 2009, 11:36pm
I just moved into a new residence and there is an ongoing war here between Pirates and Ninjas. The owner is definitely a Ninja, but he is outnumbered 3-2 by us Pirates.

So, we got drunk the other night and noted that his girlfriend was a Pirate. What would the offspring of a Ninja and a Pirate be?
Snarkasm
11 Jan 2009, 11:37pm
Fvcking badass, that's what.
Buddy J
11 Jan 2009, 11:38pm
Lumberjack, clearly.
_k_
11 Jan 2009, 11:41pm
Viking all the way. They just discovered America, created some of the most advanced water maps for centuries, understood boat making better than everyone, kicked the s($t out of everyone, and rocked out in Valhalla. If a ninja and a pirate got together to gave an uber super baby it would so be a Viking.
primesuspect
11 Jan 2009, 11:43pm
http://pirateninja.com?

The offspring maybe would be Gravite2090?
Thrax
12 Jan 2009, 12:05am
What is "Robot?"
Gnome Queen
12 Jan 2009, 12:52am
Robot....hah hah. Very funny. *Rolls eyes*
QCH
12 Jan 2009, 1:08am
Chuck Noris.... ;D
NiGHTS
12 Jan 2009, 3:08am
It'd be GQ.
Winfrey
12 Jan 2009, 3:07pm
They would never breed with one another, trick question.
kryyst
12 Jan 2009, 3:35pm
The ninja sperm would assassinate the pirate egg. If the union was the other way around the pirate sperm would fail to locate the stealthed ninja egg.
Snarkasm
12 Jan 2009, 4:17pm
lol at whoever hacked the poll. Well done, sir.
tmh88
12 Jan 2009, 5:29pm
It would have to be a lesbian if their baby was a female lumberjack....I believe it's one of Newton's lesser known laws.
UPSLynx
13 Jan 2009, 12:53am
Robot. Clearly. Lazers and all.
Gnome Queen
13 Jan 2009, 1:59am
It'd be GQ.

Dude, I WISH I was the child of a ninja and a pirate. I'd be so ****ing badass it would be ridiculous.
fatcat
13 Jan 2009, 4:37am
Dude, I WISH I was the child of a ninja and a pirate. I'd be so ****ing badass it would be ridiculous.

as with all dreams....
Invisible Muffin
13 Jan 2009, 10:47pm
I can't be sure of any details but one thing is certain: it would be the end of the civilised world as we know it.
UPSWeezer
14 Jan 2009, 3:49am
A very stealthy lumberjack that can climb to all heights and that likes to kick it back with his crew and drink some rum... ALL WHILE sailing the seven seas in search of assassination targets.
UPSLynx
14 Jan 2009, 4:55pm
A very stealthy lumberjack that can climb to all heights and that likes to kick it back with his crew and drink some rum... ALL WHILE sailing the seven seas in search of assassination targets.

This is relevant to my interests.
Winfrey
14 Jan 2009, 5:06pm
A very stealthy lumberjack that can climb to all heights and that likes to kick it back with his crew and drink some rum... ALL WHILE sailing the seven seas in search of assassination targets.

And robot body that can shoot lasers.
Bobby1211
18 Jan 2009, 6:25pm
http://pirateninja.com?

The offspring maybe would be Gravite2090?

That's the first thing that popped into my brain.... so that must be the answer

-Bobby
Koreish
18 Jan 2009, 11:21pm
These may help a bit....
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ninjas_vs._Pirates
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Ninja_pirate