The Ferris Bueller Fight Club Theory

[Lincoln]

The <a href="http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/04/30/the-ferris-bueller-fight-club-theory/">Ferris Bueller Fight Club</a> Theory [<a href="https://twitter.com/rands/status/1662622335">via</a>]

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[DrLiam]

*facepalm* I'm sure every movie has an alternate theory if you spend enough time looking into it. Interesting regardless, I guess.

[Preacher]

I second Liam's facepalm. That guy shouldn't ruin a classic 80s coming-of-age story and a cult 90s polemic on our society with existentialistic comparison crap. They both stand on their own for very different reasons...separate, but equal.

Maybe we could apply Fight Club to EPIC though....hmmm...

The first rule of EPIC is... you do not talk about EPIC.
The second rule of EPIC is... you do not talk about EPIC.
Third rule of EPIC, someone yells "Stop!", goes limp, taps out, EPIC is NOT over.
Fourth rule, only two teams to a frag.
Fifth rule, one frag at a time, fellas and ladies.
Sixth rule, no shirts, no shoes, no server.
Seventh rule, frags will go on as long as they have to.
And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at EPIC, you have to frag.