Proof that Lynx is a Weeaboo. [Archive]

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Grimnoc

21 Jul 2009, 1:15am

Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury,

I hold it in good information that Lynx, of whose personage the title of 'weeaboo' has been granted (though he promptly dismisses such a not-honor), is in fact a confirmed 'weeaboo.'

This is not, as some(Lynx) may claim, a "trumped-up charge." Nay, my dear Icrontians, it is sadly the truth. And from whose filthy lips did this damning information pass forth to my divine ears? Why, none other than the big cat himself (no, not FatCat)! Yes! It's true! It was Lynx who knighted himself under the flag of weeabooism.

I, your humble Grimnoc, prostate before all my peers, must depart unto you Lynx's darkest confessions. What a world that my hand is forced into betraying action against my dear friend! But his betrayal of the West must
not go unpunished! If only he were to confess, we as his friends may find pity enough in our hearts to absolve him of his crimes, but lo!, it is a stubborn heart we face.

And now, know this; I visited Lynx at his dark lair of cameras, newscasters, and brainwashing apparatus. It was in this place of disease and pestilence, as his evil smile blazed in the black, that my soul did tremble at what his then grasping hand sought from his bag of many secrets.

What blasphemy would be brought unto my vision? What object could possibly reduce my mind to that of a shrieking, horror-blasted lunatic?

Star Wars, reinvisioned as Manga.

Before passing from this material world into that of dreams and the ephemeral, I glimpsed before my wavering vision a second horror born; a second volume issuing forth from that cursed, unholy bag of hell.

*True story, and seriously, Lynx is a weeaboo.

Thrax

21 Jul 2009, 1:26am

EPIC was all the proof I needed.

QCH

21 Jul 2009, 2:43am

DAMN HIM TO THE DEPTHS.... Down to Lynx, King Weeaboo!!! ;D

chrisWhite

21 Jul 2009, 2:57am

That was the most entertaining thing I've read all day. Well said.

UPSLynx

21 Jul 2009, 4:49pm

Et tu, Bruté?

Even my closest of friends have abandoned and exposed me. I thought I knew you, Grimnoc. I thought I could trust you.

This feeling.... this sick to my stomach pang that tells me that the good fight is over..

You won't get away with this Grimnoc.

Koreish

21 Jul 2009, 5:44pm

This could get fun. ;D

Snarkasm

21 Jul 2009, 5:46pm

It really couldn't. The only think left for Wea- I mean Lynx to do is admit it to himself, to God, and to the rest of us. We know it - the last step is acceptance.

Thrax

21 Jul 2009, 5:54pm

http://rhallock.com/kawaii.png

ardichoke

22 Jul 2009, 1:06am

Lynx may be a weeaboo.... but at least he's not emo ///_o

GnomeWizardd

22 Jul 2009, 5:43pm

what is a weeaboo?

RyderOCZ

22 Jul 2009, 6:09pm

what is a weeaboo?http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?defid=952612&term=weeaboo

GnomeWizardd

22 Jul 2009, 6:21pm

Got it

UPSLynx

23 Jul 2009, 3:31am

Definition 2, specifically.

Ok. Here goes.

I watch some anime. Only good stuff. I became exposed to anime because of my interest in being an animator. To understand anime is just as crucial to an animator as understanding american animation, stop-motion, and computer. It's a style that defined the art. I discovered a medium that still housed good stories. I'm a sucker for storytelling, no matter the medium.

The only manga I have ever read is Star Wars. (I do want to read Trigun)

I play fighting games. Guilty Gear is a great series. I'd play BlazBlue if I had a PS3. I play Atlas games because I love the style and frustrated-to-death challenge in them.

I like sushi. I liked sushi long before I even knew what weaboo meant. Pocky as well, for the most part.

Asian women are generally attractive. Prove me wrong.

I visit 4Chan frequently. The only boards that I read are /v/, /a/, /co/ and /g/. /a/ is the least frequently visited of the four.

I have played some VNs, and liked them. Interactive storytelling FTW.

I'd suggest this hardly qualifies me as a weaboo. I don't have any moe girl action figures on my desk, I don't have a life-sized pillow with a japanese schoolgirl drawn upon, I don't spout 'KAWAII DESU! NO BAKA!' left and right, I don't have a waifu, I don't watch Lucky Star.

There. There it is.

Thrax

23 Jul 2009, 3:47am

Definition 2, specifically.
I AM A WEEABOO

Fixed

primesuspect

23 Jul 2009, 3:50am

Asian women are generally attractive. Prove me wrong.

YOU (redacted) OTHER GIRL, I CUT YOU (redacted) OFF

Snarkasm

23 Jul 2009, 5:08am

Because when a man says "generally," he means "pick one crazy chick and use it as your sample size." :p

Buddy J

23 Jul 2009, 5:15am

Snarkasm

23 Jul 2009, 5:30am

Does the thought of a new Miyazaki movie make you giddy?
If somebody says Cowboy Bebop is the greatest anime of all time, do you counter with a Studio Gainax series?
Do you download fansubs?
JAST games?
Have you ever cosplayed?

For other people, these might indicate the possibility that they are weeaboos. Luckily for us, Lynx has no need for such trivialities, as his weeaboo status is already assured.

Nate_LapT

23 Jul 2009, 7:07am

god I hate dubbed anime, dakota fanning ruined "my neighbor totoro" but then again I just hate that girl. at least the anime had both language tracks, I was easily able to forget she ruined the american release.

loving anime and asian girls is different than being a weeaboo

ardichoke

23 Jul 2009, 7:50am

Nate_LapT

23 Jul 2009, 7:54am

great, I knew as soon I hit post I was going to get flagged :| oh well.
I just have no intentions of dressing like that girl... guy from the UK in that video someone linked on IRC last week. that was horrible

tmh88

23 Jul 2009, 5:31pm

I like sushi. I liked sushi long before I even knew what weaboo meant. Pocky as well, for the most part.

You don't have to know what the definition of weaboo is to be one.

ardichoke

23 Jul 2009, 5:51pm

You don't have to know what the definition of weaboo is to be one.
Truer words have never been spoken... at least on this forum in reference to weeabooism

Koreish

23 Jul 2009, 6:32pm

The longer this thread goes on the more Weaboos we'll see crawling out of the wood works.

Thrax

23 Jul 2009, 6:33pm

This thread is one of many reasons why I love Icrontic. :)

UPSLynx

23 Jul 2009, 6:39pm

out of NOWHERE, TMH uppercut to the jaw!

:(

Only I can find salvation in this.

Gate28

23 Jul 2009, 7:06pm

I like sushi, Pocky, anime, manga and JRPGS, does that make me a weaboo, too? :D

Thrax

23 Jul 2009, 7:09pm

Yep.

primesuspect

23 Jul 2009, 8:20pm

/me peeks around the corner.

/me slowly raises his hand (http://gaming.icrontic.com/articles/its-okay-for-a-grown-man-to-play-japanese-video-games)...

Koreish

23 Jul 2009, 8:58pm

I'm not sure sushi is a qualifier who doesn't like sushi?

ardichoke

23 Jul 2009, 9:00pm

I have to say I'm not a fan of sushi. I've had california rolls and it was okay. I think it comes down to the fact that I really don't like raw food... of any kind... except fruit. Raw veggies, for some reason, set off my gag reflex.

Thrax

23 Jul 2009, 10:49pm

Playing JRPGs doesn't make you a weeaboo. Most RPGs are JRPGs. It's <i>everything else</i> that gets you flagged.

Nate_LapT

24 Jul 2009, 10:19am

http://animewriter.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/maria-ushiromiya-motivator.jpg

Zuntar

24 Jul 2009, 12:25pm

:tim::shakehead

Koreish

24 Jul 2009, 4:26pm

Annes

24 Jul 2009, 4:26pm

Alright, alright. I admit it, I'm a recovering weeaboo. The proof that I was one? I recognized the music that played along with Canti's picture in Mind of UPSLynx. Hell, I could sing along with it if you really asked me to.

Thrax

24 Jul 2009, 4:30pm

I never would have imagined. ANNE BAYNES? No, seriously, this is Thrax in his 100% most surprised form.

My mind is really, truly -- and I mean this earnestly -- blown.

/me pieces together his shattered world view with tears and Elmer's glue.

Snarkasm

24 Jul 2009, 4:42pm

Ban Trains, how could you do this to Thrax?

Annes

24 Jul 2009, 4:50pm

Ban Trains, how could you do this to Thrax?

What can I say? I like keeping him on his toes. Plus, I can't stand to see Lynx suffer for us all.

Thrax

24 Jul 2009, 4:51pm

I am seriously surprised. This is not me being sarcastic.

UPSLynx

24 Jul 2009, 9:07pm

Annes.

Thanks you... so much.

I'm not crazy. No... I'm not.

Snarkasm

24 Jul 2009, 9:35pm

Nobody said you were crazy. We said you were - and are - a weeaboo.

Thrax

24 Jul 2009, 9:37pm

They're not crazy. They're just wrong.

GnomeWizardd

24 Jul 2009, 10:07pm

Tis ok Lynx, I am not a weeaboo but to each there own

Nate_LapT

25 Jul 2009, 8:45am

weeaboo's unite ... .. .

Gate28

25 Jul 2009, 8:05pm

Since, it turned out we have so many weeaboos on IC, we should all cosplay obscure anime characters to the next EPIC!

RyderOCZ

25 Jul 2009, 8:51pm

Since, it turned out we have so many weeaboos on IC, we should all cosplay obscure anime characters to the next EPIC!or NOT!

Thrax

25 Jul 2009, 8:53pm

Since, it turned out we have so many weeaboos on IC, we should all cosplay obscure anime characters to the next EPIC!

You would, of course, actually have to attend. ;)

Gate28

25 Jul 2009, 9:01pm

You would, of course, actually have to attend. ;)

Who said I'm not going next year?

Lincoln

25 Jul 2009, 9:31pm

I never would have imagined.
I'm completely unsurprised, but living in the same building for 2 years gives me an unfair advantage :D

Thrax

25 Jul 2009, 9:40pm

That it does. :(

Nate_LapT

26 Jul 2009, 4:34am

http://www.pixfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/cosplay_dragon_ball.jpg

Nate_LapT

26 Jul 2009, 4:37am

http://yourdailyreviews.blogspot.com/2008/04/cosplay-nightmare.html

ardichoke

26 Jul 2009, 6:28pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj9IdUR7qaw

I lol'd.... a lot.

chrisWhite

26 Jul 2009, 7:35pm

If you listen really close to the last Mind of USPLynx I think you can hear him listening to gackt in the background...

Koreish

27 Jul 2009, 1:45am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj9IdUR7qaw

I lol'd.... a lot.

OLD parody is OLD

ardichoke

27 Jul 2009, 1:47am

Don't care. Haven't seen it til this week thus, it's new to me.

Thrax

27 Jul 2009, 1:52am

That's not how it works. Old.

chrisWhite

27 Jul 2009, 3:03am

Pay no attention to the dicks...

:-)

UPSLynx

27 Jul 2009, 5:44pm

If you listen really close to the last Mind of USPLynx I think you can hear him listening to gackt in the background...

Pay no attention to the dicks...

speaking of dicks... ;)

oh snap!

UPSLynx

27 Jul 2009, 6:47pm

Also, Conan is a weaboo

http://www.hulu.com/watch/85526/the-tonight-show-with-conan-obrien-conan-and-andy-do-manga#s-p1-st-i1
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Snarkasm

27 Jul 2009, 6:54pm

If you want to be like Conan, we're beyond saving you.

Buddy J

5 Aug 2009, 5:16pm

Nate_LapT

5 Aug 2009, 5:23pm

primesuspect

5 Aug 2009, 7:08pm

sweet living christ that gigapudding video....

ardichoke

5 Aug 2009, 7:12pm

I'm normally against anthropomorphizing foods... the gigapudding video, however, causes me to want to make a giant bowl of butterscotch pudding and dive in face first.

GnomeWizardd

5 Aug 2009, 11:40pm

my daughter started dancing when that video started