View Full Version : The secret Icrontic Ninja achievement: Missions.
primesuspect
26 Jul 2009, 6:53am
Deep in the tunnels below the Icrontic monastery lies an ancient scroll. Few have seen it, but I'm about to reveal one of the secrets that is detailed on it.
There is a special achievement. A dark badge, worn by no living person. It has been relegated to the mists of history because of the evil deeds that men would perpetrate to acquire it. The lure of this badge is legendary.
I speak of none other than the Icrontic Ninja badge. It can only be granted by two men, the ones who hold the keys to Icrontic and her lore. It must be granted in unanimous agreement and is worth one hundred points. Earning this badge makes one an instant 100% Icrontian (http://icrontic.com/forum/showthread.php?t=80526).
It is granted only upon completion of a difficult and challenging mission. Anyone who steps up to perform one of these missions is setting foot on a dark path. The dangers are many, but the reward is absolute respect of the elite council of Icrontic overlords.
Missions will be posted here. Should a mission be completed, trust that the hero who completed it will be honored. :ninja:
primesuspect
26 Jul 2009, 6:56am
THE FIRST MISSION:
There is a road called Fapp Circle in a town called Wheaton, in the state of Illinois.
There is a street sign that says "Fapp Circle"
ICHQ needs that street sign. Deliver it to us.
fatcat
26 Jul 2009, 5:31pm
you know this is illegal right? Are you willing to pay the person's fines if caught?
GnomeWizardd
26 Jul 2009, 5:54pm
eh that sign probably goes missing once a month! I know down in FL there was a place called Bass wood estates, The B was always missing LOL
Gate28
27 Jul 2009, 12:11am
you know this is illegal right? Are you willing to pay the person's fines if caught?
Nemikan
27 Jul 2009, 12:20am
He also failed to mention its across the street from the county court house, jail, transportation center, and it is the street the fire station is located on. Not to mention that the town has such low crime the cops drive around all the time...... I'd pretty safely say a cop drives by that sign AT LEAST once an hour. Easy.
primesuspect
27 Jul 2009, 12:21am
A true ninja would not talk about it. They would just deliver the sign.
Gate28
27 Jul 2009, 12:23am
Can we have an alternative mission? I want to see what else your sick minds can come up with.
Snarkasm
27 Jul 2009, 12:33am
Also worth noting: almost nobody that's not super-Icrontian already would do this.
ardichoke
27 Jul 2009, 12:36am
I dunno what you're talking about... if I lived near there I might do it...
GnomeWizardd
27 Jul 2009, 12:38am
I dunno what you're talking about... if I lived near there I might do it...
diddo
Gate28
27 Jul 2009, 12:38am
I dunno what you're talking about... if I lived near there I might do it...
Same.
Buddy J
27 Jul 2009, 12:39am
There are other ways to get city street signs besides theft. A real Icrontic ninja would know this.
Also you open Icrontic up to legal action by telling people to do this.
ardichoke
27 Jul 2009, 12:45am
Yeah... looking at the satellite photos of Fapp Cir. makes me reconsider. I may be stupid but I'm not THAT stupid... Fapp Cir. only intersects two major roads and there's basically no cover. Attempting this would be an arrest waiting to happen.
Buddy J
27 Jul 2009, 1:00am
Cities regularly replace street signs. A call to the public works department might yield an older Fapp Circle sign.
fatcat
27 Jul 2009, 1:12am
ninja's dont use phones...
primesuspect
27 Jul 2009, 1:22am
Ninjas don't discuss any of this stuff.
Koreish
27 Jul 2009, 1:39am
Depending on it's location in relation to where my cousin lives who is a deputy sheriff I may be able to pull it off.
RyderOCZ
27 Jul 2009, 1:41am
Sigh....
The item should just magically appear at ICHQ's doorstep, not all this "I might this, I could do that" stuff.
Fail before beginning :p
primesuspect
27 Jul 2009, 1:57am
The real ninjas are not posting in this thread.
ardichoke
27 Jul 2009, 2:19am
< I'm with notaninja
Koreish
27 Jul 2009, 2:26am
A real ninja would haxx and make their own (http://www.usa-traffic-signs.com/Street_Name_p/sn-4.htm).
fatcat
27 Jul 2009, 2:27am
The real ninjas are not posting in this thread.
I'm already like 648% Icrontian....
:ninja:
ardichoke
27 Jul 2009, 2:28am
A real ninja would flip out and kill everybody... then would haxx into the site and award someone else the ninja achievement to throw the heat off them.
Snarkasm
27 Jul 2009, 3:08am
A ninja wouldn't partake in such silly ventures. What's your point?
Nemikan
27 Jul 2009, 5:29am
There are other ways to get city street signs besides theft. A real Icrontic ninja would know this.
They stated multiple times they only wanted one stolen :( otherwise i could fairly easily get one :)
Cities regularly replace street signs. A call to the public works department might yield an older Fapp Circle sign.
I know people in the public works department... wouldn't be hard to ask them... but see above :P
They won't know it's not bacon.
Buddy J
27 Jul 2009, 3:18pm
They stated multiple times they only wanted one stolen
Where?
UPSLynx
27 Jul 2009, 6:04pm
You've GOT to be KIDDING ME!
I was in Wheaton on Saturday for a wedding! I just saw this post today because I was without computer the whole weekend.
AS;ELKAL;SKDF
RyderOCZ
27 Jul 2009, 6:22pm
They stated multiple times they only wanted one stolen :( otherwise i could fairly easily get one :):nemi:
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