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SirCandle
24 Sep 2009, 1:17am
:cool:
Sup.
Obsidian
24 Sep 2009, 1:29am
I don't think this is where this thread belongs...
SirCandle
24 Sep 2009, 1:30am
I can't introduce myself to the main icrontic server I play in its own subforum?
Obsidian
24 Sep 2009, 1:58am
Posts like your first usually go in the Introduce Yourself! (http://icrontic.com/forum/showthread.php?t=80432) thread.
TiberiusLazarus
24 Sep 2009, 2:00am
I accept this introduction and in turn provide the customary reply greeting of our people:

:dickbutt:
:whatadick:
:wave:
:cheers:
UPSLynx
24 Sep 2009, 2:04am
:youadick:

wut

welcome!
ardichoke
24 Sep 2009, 2:05am
Look at me... I'm being Thrax
\__8===D__/ Dickboat
primesuspect
24 Sep 2009, 2:15am
Sup Candle!
SirCandle
24 Sep 2009, 5:46pm
Posts like your first usually go in the Introduce Yourself! (http://icrontic.com/forum/showthread.php?t=80432) thread.
I was actually looking for a place like that, but I guess I was looking for a sub-forum. Oh well :P
Thrax
24 Sep 2009, 6:02pm
Sometimes the deleted posts are the best posts.
Gnome Queen
24 Sep 2009, 8:05pm
Hey SirCandle!
Starman
24 Sep 2009, 9:06pm
I am also smug. *Dead Ringer*
SirCandle
25 Sep 2009, 12:46am
So, what's this site all about.
Why did I just register for these forums?
primesuspect
25 Sep 2009, 1:05am
We do cool stuff
Gnome Queen
25 Sep 2009, 1:29am
We do cool stuff
SirCandle
25 Sep 2009, 1:55am
I, myself, already do "cool" stuff.
primesuspect
25 Sep 2009, 1:56am
GO WRITE YOUR PAPER
SirCandle
25 Sep 2009, 1:57am
FUCK YOU IT'S A PARAGRAPH
lunchb0x
25 Sep 2009, 2:04am
FUCK YOU IT'S A PARAGRAPH

pics or it didn't happen
SirCandle
25 Sep 2009, 2:08am
No way. I have to write stuff for a religion class. I would never post anything like that.
_k_
25 Sep 2009, 4:04am
wait obsidian did you not create your own thread to introduce yourself.....wutadick on the thread hijack
Obsidian
25 Sep 2009, 5:47am
I actually wrote a whole paragraph and at least put my thread in the pub. Go choke on a dick k.
TiberiusLazarus
25 Sep 2009, 6:38am
NO! YOU GO CHOKE ON A DICK BRO!
Koreish
25 Sep 2009, 7:31am
Pro Tip: Choking on dicks is considered cool stuff.
Annes
25 Sep 2009, 2:20pm
mmmm, dick.
SirCandle
25 Sep 2009, 4:03pm
Hey guys, this is about me. Not dicks. ME!
Koreish
25 Sep 2009, 4:28pm
Same thing?
_k_
25 Sep 2009, 4:31pm
who are you?
jokerz4fun
25 Sep 2009, 4:40pm
How come he can have a avatar of some dude jerk'en off but I cant throw my wiener at primes face hmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm? Shenanigans!!!!
_k_
25 Sep 2009, 4:44pm
u're not the real pedo bear.......
SirCandle
25 Sep 2009, 4:49pm
He's actually not jerking off but you couldn't tell by looking at it.
_k_
25 Sep 2009, 4:55pm
is he just trying to make a pencil jump on his invisible desk
Annes
25 Sep 2009, 5:07pm
He's actually not jerking off but you couldn't tell by looking at it.

No one believes you.
jokerz4fun
25 Sep 2009, 5:08pm
I am the real pedo bear see, thats me at a party last year
http://cromagnonlife.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/pedo_bear301.jpg
_k_
25 Sep 2009, 5:14pm
:respect::wow::life:You make me look like the first time offender when you are the creepy old guy at the mall that plays Santa every year and some how all the kids are crying in their photos.
jokerz4fun
25 Sep 2009, 5:30pm
They shouldn't fear Santa's magic candy cane.
SirCandle
25 Sep 2009, 5:35pm
http://gunshowcomic.com/d/20090612.html
Proof.
jokerz4fun
25 Sep 2009, 5:45pm
nicely played sir!
Annes
25 Sep 2009, 5:45pm
http://gunshowcomic.com/d/20090612.html
Proof.

This "proof" means nothing to me. Troll.
Obsidian
25 Sep 2009, 6:28pm
http://cromagnonlife.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/pedo_bear301.jpgI came.
jokerz4fun
25 Sep 2009, 6:51pm
me 2
UPSLynx
25 Sep 2009, 7:11pm
Whole lotta dickery going on in here.
jokerz4fun
25 Sep 2009, 7:34pm
Like this kind of dickery?
SirCandle
25 Sep 2009, 7:45pm
wut happened.
primesuspect
25 Sep 2009, 8:27pm
:cry:
Annes
25 Sep 2009, 8:45pm
:cheer:

This thread has the Annes Seal of Approval.

:approve:
Kwitko
25 Sep 2009, 8:58pm
I like peanuts.
SirCandle
25 Sep 2009, 9:17pm
oh christ what have i done
QCH
25 Sep 2009, 9:29pm
The third attempt at crossing the river was as harrowing and the first two attempts... and then my pet log rolled into the fire and I cried. :bawling:
_k_
25 Sep 2009, 10:05pm
Ok now I can save joker's picture since I am home. On the drive in I saw an emo kid from the middle school sitting all by herself and all I could think was I should of bought some candy when purchased these Monsters, give her a few more reasons to cry at night.
ardichoke
25 Sep 2009, 10:33pm
Ok now I can save joker's picture since I am home. On the drive in I saw an emo kid from the middle school sitting all by herself and all I could think was I should of bought some candy when purchased these Monsters, give her a few more reasons to cry at night.

...and this thread has now entered v& territory. Congrats k, your "prize" will arrive in 2-4 hours. Ignore that pool cleaning van parked out front plz.
_k_
25 Sep 2009, 10:35pm
to far? But its Tucker Max weekend, let the social discourse commence.

The pool cleaning van is actually behind my house, its my neighbor...dun dun DDDDUUUUUNNNN
jokerz4fun
25 Sep 2009, 10:53pm
^5

When sitting on the potty I sometimes pretend Im on Dave Letterman and Im really famous and rich, then I think how cool it would be to have a ton of cash. I could go to all the cool party's and do all the hot chicks. Just as I drift off my butt starts to itch and reality hits me.
UPSLynx
25 Sep 2009, 11:20pm
I... I've got nothing.
SirCandle
25 Sep 2009, 11:53pm
I'm sorry everyone.
Kwitko
26 Sep 2009, 12:32am
Yeah, well next time you'll think a little harder before you make us have fun.
_k_
26 Sep 2009, 12:43am
Sir Candle keeps sending me messages to come play with him and ampersand.....i feel all dirty now I need to clean myself with the innosense of a child.
Koreish
26 Sep 2009, 9:14am
I hear bleach is a good alternative to rubbing against little boys on the bus.
Obsidian
26 Sep 2009, 10:04am
Oh yea I fap to that show all the time.

Oh wait... did you mean the cleaning agent?
jokerz4fun
26 Sep 2009, 3:00pm
Sometimes I fap to this
http://lolitron.org/misc/1175972324227.gif
TiberiusLazarus
26 Sep 2009, 4:08pm
Dot?
UPSLynx
26 Sep 2009, 5:47pm
:tim::shakehead
Kwitko
26 Sep 2009, 6:03pm
Sometimes I fap to this
http://lolitron.org/misc/1175972324227.gif
"Bing, bang, diggadiggadong."
_k_
26 Sep 2009, 6:23pm
http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/erfivur/Wiinnuendo.gifhttp://4gifs.com/gallery/d/127003-1/Miley_Cyrus_licks_spoon.gifhttp://4gifs.com/gallery/d/44473-2/Miley_Cyrus.gif
jokerz4fun
26 Sep 2009, 6:30pm
Oh my!! This has turned into the Fap'en room
Obsidian
26 Sep 2009, 6:45pm
It's mostly your fault.
jokerz4fun
26 Sep 2009, 6:49pm
I know right and stuff like this doesn't help
<a href="http://4gifs.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/129324-2/Squeezing_boobs.gif?" alt="4gifs.com" /></a>
Obsidian
26 Sep 2009, 6:50pm
You've mistakenly moved away from pedo territory. I suggest you retreat at once for your own safety.
TiberiusLazarus
26 Sep 2009, 6:56pm
http://www.ghostofaflea.com/archives/Taryn%20Southern.jpg
jokerz4fun
26 Sep 2009, 7:07pm
http://www.pedobearpics.com/pedobear/180px-Pedobear.gif (http://www.pedobearstore.com/?SectionCode=0101&count=500&pedopics)
jokerz4fun
26 Sep 2009, 7:08pm
http://www.pedobearpics.com/pedobear/youngtat.jpg (http://www.pedobearstore.com/?SectionCode=0101&count=500&pedopics)
jokerz4fun
26 Sep 2009, 7:08pm
last one

http://www.pedobearpics.com/pedobear/bush_bear dance.gif (http://www.pedobearstore.com/?SectionCode=0101&count=500&pedopics)
Obsidian
26 Sep 2009, 7:14pm
You know you could just put those all in the same post, right?
jokerz4fun
26 Sep 2009, 7:22pm
Yeah I know Im at work so I had to hurry up and throw them out before someone saw. Thats all I need to get busted for kiddie porn.
ardichoke
26 Sep 2009, 8:53pm
I... I've got nothing.
That's a first. :rolleyes: