FREE L4D2! ZOMG LOLOL

[Canti]

Really, I have one copy left and it's yours if you can convince me that you deserve it more than anyone else. So far only 5 people have tried and I'm not very impressed by any of them so your chances are good! Put your thinking cap on and do your best........worst? Whatever, have fun with it and you'll be killing zombies before you know it!

[shwaip]

I would like your free l4d2 copy because i am nice.

[Starman]

You type messages in a manner that is very inconsistent with your in-person speech.

[Kitalpha]

Really, I have one copy left and it's yours if you can convince me that you deserve it more than anyone else. So far only 5 people have tried and I'm not very impressed by any of them so your chances are good! Put your thinking cap on and do your best........worst? Whatever, have fun with it and you'll be killing zombies before you know it!


I can't say that I "deserve" l4d2 for free. However, I really would like to get it when it is still new. I had to wait to buy l4d because of the price and then by the time I had it all my friends had already had their fun with it. Those who stuck with it already had their l4d clicks and I never really got to enjoy it. So, this time I hope to get l4d2 right away so I can have fun with my friends while the game is still new.

[Canti]

You type messages in a manner that is very inconsistent with your in-person speech.

QUIT LEAVING THE CABINETS OPEN

[Starman]

Sorry. :(

[fatcat]

GO MIZZOU!

heh, choose wisely young grasshopper

pick me!

[Thrax]

BECAUSE THIS

http://rhallock.com/docs/love_me_canti%21.png

[primesuspect]

BECAUSE THIS

http://rhallock.com/docs/love_me_canti%21.png

That's the creepiest fuckin' thing I've seen all week

[MAGIC]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_F0R0OTiUTtU/R1E8WAXxHeI/AAAAAAAAADc/CTM1N397Exc/s1600-R/Adriana%2BLima_1.jpg

Trade yuh.

[Koreish]

I've never met you, and I really only talk to you if we're both up late on IRC...?

[Starman]

I deserve a free copy of L4D2 because I already have one and I only need one more to dual-wield them.

[Zuntar]

I need a free copy because, well I........ have never.....the shame.......

I am a L4D Virgin!!!!:eek2:

I have never......well you know... a :zombie: before!!

Help me, HELP ME Blossom to my full potential please please Canti.
I will never forget you... big boy;)!!

[_k_]

Because you got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one. You should get that and if you don't for shame.

Also, I don't have one yet. I WANT. If you don't I will tell keebs you want him.

[UPSLynx]

When's the deadline? I want to submit an idea, but I'm leaving for work in about 5 minutes and will be there all day (effing weekends).

I have an idea, but it's not going to be easy to top Thrax.

*edit* Zuntar's. I really like that one. Takes a real man to admit a thing like that.

[SirCandle]

I deserve it because I already preordered it.
Edit: I didn't read starman's post. What he said.

[xXParanoidXx]

Well,

The past 3 years have been tough for me...

I wanted to buy a computer so i could play some games on like the rest of my friends do, but my mum kept saying that i have to pass my O-levels which where 3 years later (now), I was saving up cash in the mean time so i could buy some stuff for it when i get it. As soon as I finished my O-levels my dad had lost his job so we had to cut back on the spending.. :( luckily i had enough money to buy a decent PC which I've spent all my money on and don't have enough for any games. I don't even get pocket money.

It would be awesome to get this :)

edit: Just so that you know. O-levels are GCSE exams

[Koreish]

Dammit Paranoid is going to win, or at the very least he's going to be getting a hat.

[Hotrodsun]

Because my wife served me with divorce papers 3 days ago, and I don't get to see my childern for 4 to 5 day at a time. I need something to take my mind off stuff.

[Canti]

1. Lynx - Deadline is when I pick a winner.

2. Thrax - lol

3. Paranoid/Hotrodsun - Very depressing and I wish you the best.

4. Magic - YOU LIE! Although very kind of you.

5. Zuntar - It will be all the sweeter if you wait until you find that one special :zombie: that makes you feel like you never have before and I would never rob you of such an experience. <3

6. _K - What is this I don't even?

7. Kitalpha - You might have something there. Needs a little more confidence maybe.

[xXParanoidXx]

I'm sorry for your loss Hotrodsun but seems like you've been playing games for quite a while now, And I would really like to get atleast 1 game to play with my friends. :)

[GnomeWizardd]

Id say give it to Prime or keebs for running a Amazing site and being broke it might bring a smile to their faces and warm their hearts!

[SPIKE09]

Id say give it to Prime or keebs for running a Amazing site and being broke it might bring a smile to their faces and warm their hearts!

this ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[Obsidian]

Ever since zombies killed my parents back in 89, I've had to make frequent trips to Haiti to get my revenge. Obviously this was very inconvenient and quite expensive. Unfortunately I'd even have to clean up their disgusting mess of rotting flesh after I ran out of shotgun rounds. Apparently the authorities over there couldn't understand that I was fighting for the human race and didn't take kindly to random limbs and brain matter being found by young children.

Luckily, this all changed in 2008 when the masterminds at Valve released Left 4 Dead. No longer would I have to spend thousands on weekly trips to Haiti. No longer would I have to chisel my way out of backwater prison cells with teeth from the kill the night before. I could finally have my revenge whenever I wanted, wherever I wanted. Whether it be in hospitals, farms, airports, or even churches, I was covered.

Unfortunately, all good things come to an end. Those great men have put together an even greater assembly of zombie killing mayhem. With it comes fire axes, chain saws, frying pans and more black people, but also spells a swift end for the once great community of killing machines. Many of my zombie killing brothers will move on, leaving me with no choice other than to rack up the frequent flier miles and orphan more little zombie children. For my sake as well as that of zombie babies worldwide I must acquire Left 4 Dead 2. Please Canti, think of the children.

[_k_]

wait your parents were killed before you were born.

[Obsidian]

Yea and that whole part about killing zombies in Haiti is completely true too. I wouldn't lie to you guys.

[xXParanoidXx]

announced a winner yet?

[Obsidian]

I'm sure he will say who the winner is in this thread when he chooses one.

[MAGIC]

8===D

[Winfrey]

You should give it to someone in Australia.

[Winfrey]

Also I want a free copy of Barbie Horse Adventure 3: The Musical.

[Cliff_Forster]

If you gift the copy to me, we could play together. I'm not very good, you would constantly be the leader thus bolstering your ego.

[Gate28]

I should get it because I'm not going to post once for a free game and then blow you off. =P

[Kitalpha]

7. Kitalpha - You might have something there. Needs a little more confidence maybe.

Well, if I can confidently say buying L4D2 even with the awesome deal Valve is offering right now would be hard for me. My hubby works full time and is going to school. I stay at home with the kids. All of our money goes to schooling for him and student debt. On top of all this a few months ago we bought a car for $2,500 and shortly after the engine seized up in it and we were out a car. We had to use our savings to buy another. Our budget is seriously tight and a game purchase over $10 or $20 is something we rarely do.

[Koreish]

I think Canti should keep it because he got two new members to join just to win a free copy of L4D2.

[Obsidian]

I think Canti should keep it because he got two new members to join just to win a free copy of L4D2.
Doesn't he already have a copy?

[Starman]

Yes, but he, like I, can use a spare copy to dual-wield and kill twice the zombies.

[GnomeWizardd]

To everyone who doesnt get it, IF you do not get L4D2 ( like poor me ) Just watch zombieland, It helps sooth the zombie killing itch

[xXParanoidXx]

Hey canti i sent you a private message on icrontic. Could you read it please?

[poofie]

this thread is the lols.

[helicon1984]

Here's a couple reasons I should get it. I live in Bosnia btw, I'm an unemployed journalist (everyone in my family is currently unemployed), I've never had a credit card so I'm not able to buy the new game or any game for that matter online, this would be my first original (as opposed to pirate) game I have ever owned, even if it comes in my country it will be too expensive, I'm a nice person. That's it. I'm not gonna beg you to give me the game, obviously. ;) :wink:

[_k_]

I think you should.

[Obsidian]

I think you should.
Back stabber!

[_k_]

Back stabber!

Face stabber!

[Thrax]

Also, in addition to my picture, I would like to submit my (insert sob story here).

[pragtastic]

Give it to me, otherwise I'll be forced to slip your driver sleeping pills once again.

[_k_]

I'll get Snark to hit your car again!

[Starman]

i desserve your free brainz becuz
i am not a zombie
today
<3 (not a) zombie starman

[Winfrey]

Give it to me, otherwise I'll be forced to slip your driver sleeping pills once again.

:eek3:

[_vRz_]

this thread is the lols.

rofl I know right?

Id say give it to Prime or keebs for running a Amazing site and being broke it might bring a smile to their faces and warm their hearts!

:clap: ^^^^

[_k_]

I think this whole thread is shens.

[Canti]

Hey canti i sent you a private message on icrontic. Could you read it please?

Your persistence would be admirable were it applied to something like curing cancer. However this is a computer game we're dealing with and the constant posting/private messages/adding me as a Steam friend is beginning to make me rage more than being covered in Boomer bile while a Smoker pulls me into a gaggle of Witches and then getting Hunter pounced for 25 damage as my teammates stand right next to me laughing and screaming about how pills are somewhere nearby.

So go put that effort into Aids research or something and when you come back you may or may not have won. Whatever you do though please have a little more patience.

[Starman]

make me rage more than being covered in Boomer bile while a Smoker pulls me into a gaggle of Witches and then getting Hunter pounced for 25 damage as my teammates stand right next to me laughing and screaming about how pills are somewhere nearby.


Try getting nothing but failstabs for 20 minutes, then finally you land a solid backstab and the motherfucker screams in his mic about facestabs and how much of a noob you are for the rest of the round.

[Gnome Queen]

You should pick me because I'm Spartacus.

[Obsidian]

I'm Spartacus!

[Canti]

Try getting nothing but failstabs for 20 minutes, then finally you land a solid backstab and the motherfucker screams in his mic about facestabs and how much of a noob you are for the rest of the round.

no.

You should pick me because I'm Sparticus.

What a coincidence! I'm Sparticus too!

[Winfrey]

How about you clowns spell it right?

oh and I am Spartacus. with a pic to prove it.

[Starman]

How about you clowns spell it right?

oh and I am Spartacus. with a pic to prove it.
Canti and GQ got told!

[Canti]

How about you clowns spell it right?

Learn to drive.

[Starman]

Learn to drive.

Winfrey got told!

[Koreish]

Starman got aids!

[Bobby1211]

"My name is Bob and I love to freshen up and this product is AMAZING! I was a little skeptical when I read the name of this new scent, but the second I tried the new Left 4 Dead "Two," I developed a new romance of my own with this product. The scent is so fresh that I look forward to freshen myself whenever possible...it stays with me for hours!!!"

Bottom Line Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

I deserve this game the least

-Bobby

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[Thrax]

Monospace fail.

[Koreish]

And someone has to much time on their hands.

[Thrax]

There are many PHP scripts which will convert pictures to ASCII. :)

[Starman]

Starman got aids!
D:

[shwaip]

Seriously, I'm a nice guy.

[poofie]

Seriously, I'm a nice guy.

shwaip also gives really great high fives.

[FelixDeSouze]

I don't deserver it because i've just bought a new Canon EOS Rebel SXi Dgitial SLR Camera and I will take pics of me playing games.. I play World of Goo at present, woop..

Plus, I'm wondering if I should take a free game (which I don't deserve) off someone who plays Barbie games.. I'm bemused!

Oh, and whoever said something about australia.. I'm moving there mid next year so I'll be restricted :( lol

[Starman]

I'll fight Bagfoot like a man.

Which is totally unrelated to L4D2.

[Koreish]

I find Thrax's lack of trolling oddly disturbing.

[xXParanoidXx]

Your persistence would be admirable were it applied to something like curing cancer. However this is a computer game we're dealing with and the constant posting/private messages/adding me as a Steam friend is beginning to make me rage more than being covered in Boomer bile while a Smoker pulls me into a gaggle of Witches and then getting Hunter pounced for 25 damage as my teammates stand right next to me laughing and screaming about how pills are somewhere nearby.

So go put that effort into Aids research or something and when you come back you may or may not have won. Whatever you do though please have a little more patience.

well sorry. it's just I'm really upset at the moment, My mum turned out to be very sick this week so we had to take her to hospital, my dad had to go abroad for some sort of job opening that turned out to be fake, a waste of a flight ticket.. so I had to stay over at my friends house... I just needed something to cheer me up. sorry for everything.

[Snarkasm]

With a sick mum and a dad looking for work, methinks a game won't help much.

Good luck, man. Hope everything works out.

[xXParanoidXx]

It would be just to cheer me up. And I have never gotten anything for free on the internet. and thanks! i hope everything works out too, I'm sure it will. :)

[ardichoke]

oh and I am Spartacus. with a pic to prove it.
Spartacus?? THIS... IS.... SPAAAARRRTTTAAAAAA
http://icrontic.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=27691&stc=1&d=1256346297

[MAGIC]

http://www.khinsider.com/gallery/data/media/3/arielandursula.jpg

I deserve this game because tentacle rape is relevant.

[Starman]

I deserve this game because tentacle rape is relevant.

You deserve a great knife through the chest for burning that into my mind! :mad2:

[Bobby1211]

You deserve a great knife through the chest for burning that into my mind! :mad2:

Oh come on you know the first time you saw Little Mermaid you thought about a tentacle in her tuna!

-Bobby

[Starman]

No, I thought Ursula was scary and ugly, because I was 5. :P

[Nightwolf]

This would give me tons of entertainment while in Afghanistan, I'd consider it a great deployment gift!

[Canti]

After much consideration a winner has been chosen. While there were many clever submissions and lolz I have decided that the person who I believe would enjoy it most, be most likely to get a lot of playtime out of it, and be unlikely to play it anytime soon otherwise would have the highest appreciation for it and therefore deserves it most. This is why the winner is...........Kitalpha! Congratulations and enjoy your :zombie:'s!http://ui30.gamespot.com/637/winner_2.png

[xXParanoidXx]

oh well...

[Kitalpha]

After much consideration a winner has been chosen. While there were many clever submissions and lolz I have decided that the person who I believe would enjoy it most, be most likely to get a lot of playtime out of it, and be unlikely to play it anytime soon otherwise would have the highest appreciation for it and therefore deserves it most. This is why the winner is...........Kitalpha! Congratulations and enjoy your :zombie:'s!http://ui30.gamespot.com/637/winner_2.png

Hey thanks Canti :D What a thing nice to do for someone. I'm really looking forward to playing it. We will have to play together with Starman.:cool2:

[FelixDeSouze]

gratz

[Starman]

Damn! Now I can't dualwield them!
I mean... Congrats, Kitalpha! :D

[MAGIC]

Wait, who's kitalpha?

[Obsidian]

I wrote a whole story and everything =[

[Starman]

Kitalpha is a real-life zombie hunter me and Canti met once in the San Bernardino mountains.

We were out looking for my crazy, drug-addled mother, who was really high on meth and threatening suicide. She shouted something at me that sounded like Huttese and took off in our neighbor's pickup truck into the foothills.

Canti and I followed her out there on our bicycles to stop her from killing herself or getting trapped by mountain lions. While we searched the treeline, we started to hear rustling. Thinking it was caused by the woodland creatures that populated the forested parts of the mountain range, we ignored it and continued our search.

Then we heard the moaning. It sounded like the bawling that my druggy mother customarily broke into after a meth-induced excursion like this one, so I told Canti to wait a second while I tried to calm her down and get her to go back to the mental hospital.

To my surprise, I was attacked by (let's not mince words) a very real, very scary zombie. She was missing a lot of flesh on her cheek and was covered in blood, so I knew right away that I needed to get the hell out of there.

Canti and I took off toward our bicycles, only to find that more zombies--the source of the earlier rustling, no doubt--were already there. They must have smelled our scents on the bikes, because they were chewing on the seats before they noticed us. To our backs was a steep bank and to all other sides were encroaching zombies. We grabbed some sticks from the ground and made ready to thrust them into eye sockets.

Then, gunshots.

Kitalpha emerged from further down the path with just a pistol and quickly dispatched the entire mob before we even had the chance to try our sticks. She helped us get home, gave us her Steam ID, and took off to fight more zombies.

My mother had been picked up earlier by the local police when she rammed the pickup into a ranger station and was safely back at the mental hospital, if anyone cares.

[Kitalpha]

Kitalpha is a real-life zombie hunter me and Canti met once in the San Bernardino mountains.

We were out looking for my crazy, drug-addled mother, who was really high on meth and threatening suicide. She shouted something at me that sounded like Huttese and took off in our neighbor's pickup truck into the foothills.

Canti and I followed her out there on our bicycles to stop her from killing herself or getting trapped by mountain lions. While we searched the treeline, we started to hear rustling. Thinking it was caused by the woodland creatures that populated the forested parts of the mountain range, we ignored it and continued our search.

Then we heard the moaning. It sounded like the bawling that my druggy mother customarily broke into after a meth-induced excursion like this one, so I told Canti to wait a second while I tried to calm her down and get her to go back to the mental hospital.

To my surprise, I was attacked by (let's not mince words) a very real, very scary zombie. She was missing a lot of flesh on her cheek and was covered in blood, so I knew right away that I needed to get the hell out of there.

Canti and I took off toward our bicycles, only to find that more zombies--the source of the earlier rustling, no doubt--were already there. They must have smelled our scents on the bikes, because they were chewing on the seats before they noticed us. To our backs was a steep bank and to all other sides were encroaching zombies. We grabbed some sticks from the ground and made ready to thrust them into eye sockets.

Then, gunshots.

Kitalpha emerged from further down the path with just a pistol and quickly dispatched the entire mob before we even had the chance to try our sticks. She helped us get home, gave us her Steam ID, and took off to fight more zombies.

My mother had been picked up earlier by the local police when she rammed the pickup into a ranger station and was safely back at the mental hospital, if anyone cares.

heh, i'm not that good at pwning zombie hordes.

[Winfrey]

then...the cake was a lie?

[Starman]

^ That's especially funny in this circumstance.

[Canti]

Kitalpha is a real-life zombie hunter me and Canti met once in the San Bernardino mountains.

We were out looking for my crazy, drug-addled mother, who was really high on meth and threatening suicide. She shouted something at me that sounded like Huttese and took off in our neighbor's pickup truck into the foothills.

Canti and I followed her out there on our bicycles to stop her from killing herself or getting trapped by mountain lions. While we searched the treeline, we started to hear rustling. Thinking it was caused by the woodland creatures that populated the forested parts of the mountain range, we ignored it and continued our search.

Then we heard the moaning. It sounded like the bawling that my druggy mother customarily broke into after a meth-induced excursion like this one, so I told Canti to wait a second while I tried to calm her down and get her to go back to the mental hospital.

To my surprise, I was attacked by (let's not mince words) a very real, very scary zombie. She was missing a lot of flesh on her cheek and was covered in blood, so I knew right away that I needed to get the hell out of there.

Canti and I took off toward our bicycles, only to find that more zombies--the source of the earlier rustling, no doubt--were already there. They must have smelled our scents on the bikes, because they were chewing on the seats before they noticed us. To our backs was a steep bank and to all other sides were encroaching zombies. We grabbed some sticks from the ground and made ready to thrust them into eye sockets.

Then, gunshots.

Kitalpha emerged from further down the path with just a pistol and quickly dispatched the entire mob before we even had the chance to try our sticks. She helped us get home, gave us her Steam ID, and took off to fight more zombies.

My mother had been picked up earlier by the local police when she rammed the pickup into a ranger station and was safely back at the mental hospital, if anyone cares.

............
wut?

[SoulEvolution]

i think i deserve it, because last time there was a zombie attack in my town, i dont believe i was prepared enough. i was only able to save 3 children and about 6 adult people, but they were soon killed off by the chronic effects of the zombie desiese. lately i have been thinking that i need to prepare myself for the next attack, and i mean, who needs to lose more neighbors? not me thats for sure, i think that this zombie survival training simulator would greatly benefit everyone in this thread, because who knows, my neighbor might be one of your friends, family members, relatives, whatever. if i can save all the people in my neighborhood next time, everyone will be hapy. i am quite sure that this extra copy of the simulator will make me a master of zombie killing. that is why i think i deserve this copy. please sir, from the bottom of your good heart, help save the little people, let me train to become warrior.
thank you for your time sir, and have a wonderful halloween.

[Obsidian]

i think i deserve it, because last time there was a zombie attack in my town, i dont believe i was prepared enough. i was only able to save 3 children and about 6 adult people, but they were soon killed off by the chronic effects of the zombie desiese. lately i have been thinking that i need to prepare myself for the next attack, and i mean, who needs to lose more neighbors? not me thats for sure, i think that this zombie survival training simulator would greatly benefit everyone in this thread, because who knows, my neighbor might be one of your friends, family members, relatives, whatever. if i can save all the people in my neighborhood next time, everyone will be hapy. i am quite sure that this extra copy of the simulator will make me a master of zombie killing. that is why i think i deserve this copy. please sir, from the bottom of your good heart, help save the little people, let me train to become warrior.
thank you for your time sir, and have a wonderful halloween.
You're a bit late buddy.

[Bobby1211]

http://i34.tinypic.com/fmudrn.jpg

-Bobby

[SoulEvolution]

You're a bit late buddy.

oh i know :( and i cried a bit when i found out

[rick janes]

well i wish ihad your left dead 2 copie because #1 i would make YOU VIDEOS AND NOBODY ELSE 2#i would get you free songs that cost money 3#i hate playing the demo!!!!!4# you are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo nice

[Thrax]

This thread is over. The copy has been given away.

[lordbean]

The title is enough to keep attracting hits from Google for likely a long time.

Lock, possibly?

[primesuspect]

Good idea.

LOCKED