Fun with names??

[pseudonym]

:Pwned: :clap: :clap:

/me puts on name protector.....

[Shorty]

Oh really ;)

[shwaip]

now that's just mean. :D

[Shorty]

You wanna be next :rarr:

[McBain]

Its funny cause its true.

[shwaip]

why not? So, are you the shortest of the shire, or something else? ;)
/me instigates.

[Shorty]

Actually teh name changes are only temporary .. but you will have to wait until Baron Kwitko returns from the wars later on today.. for the full roundup ;)

[Cyclonite]

Haha... This is hilarious.

[Shorty]

Question is..

Can you spot the others ?? ;)

EDIT:// Shwaip... I can always change YOURS next..

[shwaip]

I guess he's not just short in stature, also in deductive ability (That is why I even made the comment ;))
/me can't believe I said that

[Jimborae]

My dear Short'eth,

me thinks we may have started something hither.

Now do be a good chap and run along and fetch my armour & steed, I have to smoteth some French & their peasant rabble. :ukflag:

[Shorty]

My dear Lord, forgive me for playing with the peasant folk. I shall be off at once to collect thy steed.

Are those who mock fools sir? Would you say sir that they are of non noble blood?

:ukflag:

[shwaip]

Are those who mock fools sir?


I know this isn't how you meant it, and it actually doesn't make sense this way but...

Sure, I'm mocking a fool now, and thanks for calling me sir.

[MachineGunKelly]

Do yer wurst! I fart in your general directione!

[MachineGunKelly]

"I blow my nose at you, English Kniggits!" :tongue:

<machinegunkelly searches for the Holy Handgrenade with which to blow his enimies to tiny bits>

[Shorty]

I know this isn't how you meant it, and it actually doesn't make sense this way but...

Sure, I'm mocking a fool now, and thanks for calling me sir.

My lord have bestow upon me the power to change you... I bequief your

Frederick the Donkey

[MachineGunKelly]

'The kings ass!' ROFLMAO!!!

At least 'the villiage idjit' is taken. ;D

[Jimborae]

My dear Lord, forgive me for playing with the peasant folk. I shall be off at once to collect thy steed.

Are those who mock fools sir? Would you say sir that they are of non noble blood?

:ukflag:

Shorty my good man,

One day when your sires have breeding such as mine, you will be able to spot those of noble & non noble blood at a thousand paces. Therefore decease from frolicking with the peasant folk unless you are ready to smote them the instant they get out of line.

Now where's that steed, honestly you just can't get the staff these days.


Your Liege

[MachineGunKelly]

ouch!I pee on your jesters' boots upon command oh lord!

[Shorty]

My liege.... forgive me but your horse has gone astray. All I have is this donkey sir. Sent from the king himself.. I beg of you .. twas savaged by the vicious poodle belonging to the queen sir.

/me bows..

My lord.. I have cast many stones today, may I have my leave to feed and attend to my family?

[MachineGunKelly]

Throw a dog a bone then?

[Jimborae]

My liege.... forgive me but your horse has gone astray. All I have is this donkey sir. Sent from the king himself.. I beg of you .. twas savaged by the vicious poodle belonging to the queen sir.

* Shorty of the Shire bows..


My lord.. I have cast many stones today, may I have my leave to feed and attend to my family?

You may but be quick about it. That ass will not hold my weight in full armour I feel. And as for that pesky poodle I fear I will have to have it machine gunned out in the stable yard. ;D

Your Leige

[Shorty]

Sir.. I must feed the savage beast first sir.. for it may be small.. but it be deadly ...

What do mean that ass cant hold your ass sir? Is that ass not as big as your ass?

[Jimborae]

Sir.. I must feed the savage beast first sir.. for it may be small.. but it be deadly ...

What do mean that ass cant hold your ass sir? Is that ass not as big as your ass?

Shorty Of the Shire you are becoming too familiar, speaking of my behind in such manner. Go forth from my sight with head held in shame, feed your beast (that be no way to talk about one's wench) and reflect upon your transgretion.

Your Liege

[Shorty]

My Lord... I have no wish to get so familiar... I shall attend to the savage furball and then reflect until another does come acroth my path and help to see the light...

[MachineGunKelly]

I, Fifi, am the Queens' poodle. And therefore must be handled with extreme care and consideration. Machinegunning is RIGHT OUT!

[Shorty]

Sorry to spoil the fun but...

Just a quick note for all those with changed names... make sure you make a note of them if you lose your cookies or anything :)

Im gonna change them back tomorrow to your normal handles.. so if you dont login tomorrow.. then use your normal login not your "old english" version ;D

[Jello Biafra]

You are all very silly people.

:D:p

[Kwitko]

Lord Jimbo, doth thou needest help from thine cousin from Lichtenstein?

[MachineGunKelly]

Would that be 'machinegunfifi' or 'fifigunkelly'? Why does everything taste of horseflesh?

[EyesOnly]

Has the forums been hacked again or is something much worse going on. :eek: Seing how shorty's last post confirmed that the latter was true i'm holding my breath hoping everything will turn out ok. :tongue: Some people just have way to much time on their hands. :) Sorry i'm not fluent in old english because i can't understand i thing i read in this thread. :confused:

*/me goes searching for an old english dictinary.

[MachineGunKelly]

Go away, smeller of other peoples bottoms, or the curse will be upon you! Ride like the wind for help from Encyclopeadia Brittannica!!!

[madmat]

The inmates are running the asylum is all, nothing to be alarmed about.

[Jimborae]

Lord Jimbo, doth thou needest help from thine cousin from Lichtenstein?

Ahh My dear cousin Baron von Kwitkohausenschmitt, so good to hear from you after all these long years. :wave:

Your kindly offer of help tis most welcome, come lets ride out of the folly together and smite the Franks and their rebellious naves.

[Jimborae]

........ Why does everything taste of horseflesh?

Has the Queen's mut been running amock in the stables yet again?? Someone should have parlance with her highness about that darned ankle biter.

[MachineGunKelly]

My Liege, I beg your indulgent ear. The Queen bade me dispatch your steed with great haste as she thought you endeared to the mount more than she. Forgive me sire. The evil Queen has tricked me! Woefully I bessech thee to ban me not to the hinderlands as my loyalty remains to the thy throne. Nay, just say the word sire and I will pee on any shoe, chew on any flesh, growl at any opposition to thy gaze.

[Lincoln]

Now, I know someone's in need of a jester... ;)

[Jimborae]

My Liege, I beg your indulgent ear. The Queen bade me dispatch your steed with great haste as she thought you endeared to the mount more than she. Forgive me sire. The evil Queen has tricked me! Woefully I bessech thee to ban me not to the hinderlands as my loyalty remains to the thy throne. Nay, just say the word sire and I will pee on any shoe, chew on any flesh, growl at any opposition to thy gaze.


roflmao :thumbsup:

[Armo]

Oh Noes! Shorty On Rampage!

[GnomeWizardd]

Bah the Wizardd of teh Gnomes will zap you all!

[Armo]

all hail

s-m needs a random name genorator when u log in thats diff each time, we can go by peoples avatars and siggs

[TheBaron]

i'd still get really freaking confused :-/

[leishi85]

people sig and avatar is enough for me to know woh they are.

[Shorty]

Bah the Wizardd of teh Gnomes will zap you all!

But you aren't a wizard sir...

[GnomeWizardd]

bahahahaha payback has finally happened for all the short jokes! Bwahahahah Been waiting months for this!

[MachineGunKelly]

Methinks he is not a virgin to boot!

[Shorty]

bahahahaha payback has finally happened for all the short jokes! Bwahahahah Been waiting months for this!

That ain't the funniest part.

I change everyone elses name back tomorrow but yours :D :cool: :cheers:

[GnomeWizardd]

shorty of the shire! suits him since he is the size of a hobbit

[AuthorityAction]

hahahahah

GJ Shorty of the Shire! ::clap clap::

;D

[Shorty]

shorty of the shire! suits him since he is the size of a hobbit

Everytime you make a comment, you add a day to your sentence :vimp:

[GnomeWizardd]

damn a life sentence WOW!

[Shorty]

damn a life sentence WOW!

The names can get worse young man :Rocker:

[MachineGunKelly]

Set the dogs on 'im master! Then we'll call 'im 'BLOODY Mary'!!!

[Kwitko]

shorty of the shire! suits him since he is the size of a hobbit

Bit thine tongue, or I shall send Fifi, the poodle of doom after you.

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[Thrax]

I believe Diabx0r once said it best:

"Utter silliness ;["

[GHoosdum]

Pfffffft @ Teh Thrax.

[Thrax]

Pfffft @ you, good sir.

[GHoosdum]

:vimp: :p

[pcscustom]

/me thinks thrax is being a party pooper.....

Trev

[Buddy J]

Forsooth! I am amused by yon frivoloties. I pray you carry on.

[Shorty]

All names restored back to their original owners.. not sure what happened there.. timewarp or something... :eek:

;)

[shwaip]

:'(

[Shorty]

You can have it back if you want it :p

[Jimborae]

I've gotta say thats the most fun I've ever had on a forum ;D

and I think I'll keep my avatar for a little while longer in remembrance of this frivolity.

[Shorty]

That avatar rocks!

[Jimborae]

Thanx I like it too, just goota find someone to put the S-M sig (like the one in the S-M wallpaper thread) on the shield then it would be uber cool.

[GnomeWizardd]

/me checks to see if ive been changed back or no?

[GnomeWizardd]

w00t!