Howard Dean & the Firing Squad

[Geeky1]

So Howie, Dick Gephart, and Joe Lieberman are all captured by a group of right-wing extremists. They decide to kill them, and so they line them up in front of a firing squad.

Gephart thinks fast, and as the men raise their rifles, he shouts "tornado!" and, as their captors run for cover, he runs screaming into the woods. The extremists decide to let him go, and they take aim at Lieberman. Lieberman shouts "earthquake!" and again, runs screaming into the woods as the rebels dash for cover.

Now, Howie has been paying very close attention to all this. He realizes that he can escape, too. So, as the rebel firing squad takes aim at his head, he thinks real hard to come up with another natural disaster to use. Suddenly, he has an idea. Grinning smugly, he yells "fire!"

[primesuspect]

The guy isn't even president yet, and already with the jokes :D

[Geeky1]

I can't help it. I swear, the man is the only living thing that can claim to be MORE MENTALLY HANDICAPPED than GRAY DAVIS. And that's saying something.

[TheSmJ]

I heard this before, I'm pretty sure in the jokes thread.

[Geeky1]

I don't think so. Not this version, anyhow.

Regardless, here's another one for you. (Prime will be able to relate to this)

So this guy takes his friend (who is an IT director) out to the shooting range to shoot some guns, because his friend has never tried it.

Well, this IT guy shoots a round, and they walk out to the target together. They are amazed to find that not one shot hit the target.

So, the IT guy convinces his friend to stand by the target while he shoots to see where the bullets are going.

The IT guy walks back to the firing line and picks up a shotgun. He puts his left hand over the muzzle of the gun, aims it at the target, and pulls the trigger. Predictably, he blows his hand off.

He looks down at the bleeding stump and shouts to his friend "Well, it's leaving this end just fine. The problem must be on your side!"