I can honestly say I'm excited about the next installment of Assassins Creed. AC1 was the first game I played on Xbox 360 console, so it holds a special spot in my heart. I mean it did take my V card away from me at the tender age of 30. Once I watched the opening sequence I was hooked like a crack head. The game play and story line was killer. I loved the freedom, I could go anywhere or do just about anything I wanted to do. The graphic quality was like nothing I've ever seen before. I was speechless....

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Ya know whats hot?

When your girlfriend climbs on top of you and whispers in your ear. "Can I tease every inch of you?"



Ya know whats not hot?

When your girlfriend climbs on top of you and whispers in your ear. "Can I tease every inch of you?" Then she gets your wiener stuck in your zipper.......there was a lot of blood


That is not hot.

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For as long as I can remember Ive played role playing games. Titles like D&D, Fantasy Star, Final Fantasy, Alien, Shenmue, Might and Magic, and Lost Odyssey just to name a few. Ive always been drawn to RPG's dont get me wrong I love all games but nothing compares to leveling up your character, finding a new world/map, or gaining a new ability. Or how about beating a boss that has been destroying your party time after time....

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This week has been filled with its share of up's and downs. I saw and smelled hell this week treating shit bombs apartment. I have tonsillitis and sinus infection. I had to cancel my studio time with prime for the game review of Durka 3D, due to the generator at work breaking down and making me way way late. The only high point of my week was Nicole surprised me with tickets to see Final Fantasy Distant Worlds. ( http://www.ffdistantworlds.com/) It was by far one of the best things Ive ever...

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Most of you don't know what I do for a living. So let me explain it quickly, point blank: I kill bed bugs. We use four heaters to treat bed bugs. I heat the unit to 140 degrees for 6 hours. The intense heat dehydrates their waxy molecules at 115 degrees, and they die with in a few seconds.

So having said that I've been in a lot of homes and apartments. I've seen the cleanest and dirtiest places you can live...until now. On 6-16-09 I stepped into hell. It just so happens I brought...

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As we all know I wanted to meet Olivia Munn at E3. Kinda was a big part for going. Me and prime were going to shoot a few videos of how bad I wanted to see her and then shoot another when I got to meet (dry hump) her.
The last month Ive sent her tweets and posted on her website. Ive been a member of her site for over a year now, so its not like Im some kinda noob. Her forum has...

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I just finished Lost Odyssey and Ubisoft could learn a few things from Microsoft, Square Enix, and every other committed developer out there. From the moment I started Lost Odyssey I was in love with the storyline, music, characters, just every aspect of the game. I placed the 1st of 4 discs into the 360 tray and a new world opened for me. The opening movie explains whats happening, who your character is and why you should continue this quest. That is how a opening sequence should be, the game...

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I was hoping for some epic closing movie in Prince of Persia, something to redeem all of its fail moments. An ending so moving, so powerful, so touching that it would some how wash away the camera errors, gaming glitches, invalid auto save points, or the crappy audio.

During the last and final boss battle my adrenalin was running close to 200%. This was the moment Ive been waiting for. This would be the saving grace for the game. It's knight in shining armor shall gallop in...

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I went to the mall with muh gf this Saturday for some low key shopping. During our mall adventures, we took a small detour to Game Stop. I had a few gift cards burning a hole in my pocket that I couldn't wait to get rid of. The first game I ran to was FFXII for the PS2. I couldn't wait any longer for XIII to come out for the 360. So I opted for the cheaper older version. It was only $20 and it was the collectors edition,,what a steal!!! For my next purchase I was undecided, it was a toss up...

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Ive spent many late nights at MJA and last night was by far the best out of the three years Ive been here.

Step 1
Find yourself a good friend to hang with. Mine last night was Keebler

Step 2
Go pick up a six pack of beer. Keebs surprised me with a 6'er of Bells Oberon

Step 3
Hang with said friend and for the rest of the night, don't do any work, and sponge off of the clock.

Step 4
Clean up empties...

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Dogs love some pretty gross things, like stinky feet and sniffing other dogs’ butts. And cats lick themselves all day long! But strange as they seem, these habits don’t hurt your pets.

What’s dangerous for pets are the everyday things lying around your house. If your cat chews on an extension cord or your dog eats moldy food out of the garbage, he or she can get really sick. Here’s a list of things you should keep in safe places so your pets can’t get to them. Ask if you...

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