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A haiku for Berger Cookies

Posted 28 Oct 2009 at 7:10pm by Cliff_Forster
A quest for game fuel,
Delicious Berger Cookie,
Get in my belly.

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A Haiku for Gordon Freeman

Posted 17 Sep 2009 at 11:17pm by Cliff_Forster
Gripping crowbar tight
Earth's enemy through glasses
Combine oppressors
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A Haiku for Chun-Li

Posted 16 Sep 2009 at 6:34pm by Cliff_Forster
Your muscular thighs,
Astounding in their fury,
Be gentle with me.
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Cancer Sucks

Posted 15 Sep 2009 at 8:43pm by Cliff_Forster
A day after the passing of a Hollywood star to the dreaded disease I find it fitting that a co worker of mine is toiling to help find a cure. His wife has been diagnosed and it would mean a great deal if folks might take a little time, read his page and if you can please make a small donation.

Cancer Sucks, chances are we have known someone stricken with it, lets do something about it.

Thank you.
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A Poem for Eliza Masters

Posted 9 Sep 2009 at 4:44pm by Cliff_Forster
To Eliza Masters wife of the mighty Ken,
Never do you fret when he practices a HADOUKEN!,
Many months pregnant with his first child,
Never would you stop Ken from getting a little wild,
For your warrior Ken has a fighters heart,
You've surely known that from the very start,
When the time comes for an unsanctioned illegal brawl,
You just say, Honey, its okay go ahead, beat them all!,
So to you Eliza, all men owe this debt of gratitude,
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Stop unboxing already!!

Posted 22 Aug 2009 at 4:10pm by Cliff_Forster
A short rant,

How many videos do you see online with some nerd unboxing the latest motherboard, graphics card or game console? He will open the item for the first time and say, oh look its the cables, oh look the instruction manual, oh look the quality of that cardboard sleeve. Unboxing internet video nerds, for the love of Pete, fucking stop it already!!

Who started this awful time suck of a trend? Its a waste of bandwidth, its a waste of time and its just old. All...
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Thank You

Posted 28 Jun 2009 at 4:55pm by Cliff_Forster
As the lan tent clears out at Icrontic.com's Epic 2009 event I just wanted to take the time to thank everyone in the Icrontic community for allowing me to feel like part of the crew.

Prime, there are very few places a guy can go, be welcomed on day one, and be told, "my home is you home while you are here". I appreciate it, and I know all the other guys do as well. Epic 2009 gets my 100% keepin it real seal of approval. Awesome time!
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The Hangover, Best R rated comedy ever

Posted 15 Jun 2009 at 4:34am by Cliff_Forster
Mrs. Forster and I rarely get out to see a feature film by ourselves. Its not to say that we don't go to the movies, we do at least once every few weeks, but normally to take our little girl to see something that is appropriate for her developing mind. So last weekend when Zoe's grandparents gave us a parental breather it was off to the movies. Upon arrival we had two options given the timing, the new Terminator film, which would normally be the type of entertainment I would go for (I like explosions),...
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