Time's have changed
Our computers are getting worse
They wont obey their owners
They just want to fart and curse!

Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
No, blame Microsoft
Blame Microsoft
With all their beady little eyes
And flappin heads so full of lies
Blame Microsoft
Blame Microsoft
We need to form a full assault
It's Microsoft's fault!
Don't blame me
for my computer "Dan"
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
And my computer phaser once
Had my picture in a folder named shelf
But now when I try to turn it on it tells me to **** myself!

Well, blame Microsoft
Blame Microsoft
It seems that every thing's gone wrong
Since Microsoft came along

Blame Microsoft
Blame Microsoft
There not even a real company anyway
My computer could've been a folder for team 93 it's true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Should we blame the hackers?
Should we blame the peon I should fire?
Or the anti-virus I allowed to expire?
Heck no!

Blame Microsoft
Blame Microsoft
With all their Active X hubbabaloo

And that bitch Steve Ballmer too
Blame Microsoft
Shame on Microsoft
The crappy coding we must stop
The corporation we must smash
ease and consistency
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus