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primesuspect
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The weird dream thread

I've had tons of dreams that are so bizarre I can't possibly begin to explain them. But last night, I had a REALLY freaking weird dream, and since I remember it clearly, I'll share the experience.

I dreamt that I was hosting Motley Crue's website. They had a coloc server at the datacenter, in my rack, and I was there setting it up with Vince Neil (you know, Vince Neil from Motley Crue!). And then he was pissed because I had a big zit on my cheek. Then he offered to pop it. So he popped the zit on my cheek so that we could continue hosting Motley Crue's webserver...

What the hell is wrong with me?
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OK, That's weirder than the pic of the cow/dog/human thingy*RADA shudders

Prime I think the last two weeks messed you up! Too much partying, lack of sleep or something.



BTW - WHERE'd YOU GET THAT PICTURE! *more shuddering Mommy, make the bad man stop posting scary glam-rock pictures!
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I dunno, When I saw that pic the word 'mantouch' popped into my head. Are you trying to tell us something prime? something you need to get of your chest?
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mondi caressing your cheek @ night????


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Definitely mantouch material.
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primesuspect
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post your dreams!

It's a pic of vince neil! images.google.com + "motley crue" == picture...
LIN
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OK, That's weirder than the pic of the cow/dog/human thingy*RADA shudders

Prime I think the last two weeks messed you up! Too much partying, lack of sleep or something.



BTW - WHERE'd YOU GET THAT PICTURE! *more shuddering Mommy, make the bad man stop posting scary glam-rock pictures!

Lol Lol

i, for one, have no problem with that picture


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I dunno, When I saw that pic the word 'mantouch' popped into my head. Are you trying to tell us something prime? something you need to get of your chest?
pfffft.... sounds more like he's trying to get something on his chest.
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I had a wierd dream last night.... it was REAL Wierd. For some reason it started out with me being in Baghdad. I was running trying to find my mother. i couldnt find her anywhere. i didnt want her to be killed. so i kept looking for her. this really cute girl from baghdad was trying to help me find her too. wich is extremely odd cause there arnt that many good looking girls in Iraq. We were running around the whole city trying to find her. Then this one kid said he seen here up on top if this giant hill living alone in this house. i was like "Wtf?" so to get up on to that hill and start climbing up we had to jump across this little canyon. but that canyon was HUGE! i told her "You go first" she did. she jumped and slipped and fell but was holding on by a small grip, so i hurried and jumped across then started to pull her up, she almost slipped out of my grip, but i managed to pull her up. She was crying. i hugged her and said "Dont cry, im here" and i pulled her closer to my chest. oh man.... thats when the dream ended...

that is like the most romantic dream ive ever had.. even tho it doesnt seem like it... and now i feel like a sissy for telling you guys... stupid dreams....
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primesuspect
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Dude, you have an epic dream about being chivalrous and holding on to a beautiful woman over a war-torn landscape... I have a dream about a washed-up glam rocker from the 80s popping zits on my face... And YOU feel like a sissy? Your dream is positively MANLY compared to mine!
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hmm.... well... yeah your right.

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wow, Brian you need to get some more rest bud. I had a weird dream one night that I had to show a new girl around the school house, and well she was hot. So I showed her everything and then....well...I got "lucky" so that was pretty cool. But it was weird because she was hot, never knew I could get a really hot girl, haha
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pfffft.... sounds more like he's trying to get something on his chest.
stomach pancake?
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primesuspect
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so wrong on so many levels.....
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OMFG! stomach pancake! so wrong yet so funny! I wont even go into my wierd dreams which normally inclue 2 of the folowing Briney spears salma Hyak Catherine zeta jones shania twain or Kristen kirk Plus my bed
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OMFG! stomach pancake! so wrong yet so funny! I wont even go into my wierd dreams which normally inclue 2 of the folowing Briney spears salma Hyak Catherine zeta jones shania twain or Kristen kirk Plus my bed
And then stomach pancakes??

Sorry about that
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I don't have a specific dream that's weird, rather how I dream that's weird.

Some people dream in colour, some people dream in black and white, some people are lucid dreamers.

However I am none of these. Here is the closest approximation I can give:

When you read a book, you hear your own voice in your head. You don't necessarily always consciously imagine whatever is being described, however the words you're reading lend an "Understanding" of whatever it is. You understand that it's a castle with a moat and high towers and dark brown bricks, but maybe you didn't sit there and imagine all that out.

This is how I dream. I hear my own voice telling stories at an extremely fast pace. I understand what's going on, but I never have pictures to associate with it.
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i had a weird dream the other night. we were up north (the main attraction in wisconsin) in a cabin that had a door, but no walls, and was actually very nice. so then this albino/snowy-white/gray bigfoot runs up and tries to maim us all, but it runs away and this happens two or three times. finally, when he comes in next, i get the idea maybe we can scare him, so i took the stereo, dunno what was playing if anything, and suddenly blasted the volume...lol he hit the deck and then we all ran over with knives and bats and killed him. then i had another dream about plants taking over the world and growing really fast ... damn time-lapse photography biology videos
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wow thrax that's awesome might kinda suck to never see anything really, but still would be very cool. i myself, when i do dream, am a lucid dreamer ... which if i remember means i can control myself and/or anything else in my dreams
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Dude, you have an epic dream about being chivalrous and holding on to a beautiful woman over a war-torn landscape... I have a dream about a washed-up glam rocker from the 80s popping zits on my face... And YOU feel like a sissy? Your dream is positively MANLY compared to mine!
Dunno why, but that really made me laugh, hehe... nice one

Dreams? The most common recurring - water, always water, big ocean, lakes, rivers, and usually being consumed by it. WTF's that all about then?

Oh, and babes
primesuspect
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I dream in cinematic full color with dolby 5.1 surround. My dreams are like watching movies on a bright, big screen. It's weird. They are almost too colorful and loud.

Oh, and I can smell in my dreams.
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I am usually too tired to dream. At least the past 2 years of HS.
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I dream, wake up and less than a minute later, I forgot what I deamt about. So other than big boobed naked ladies on a beach and wierd posistions, I have no idea what I dream about
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America's Army PC Game...

There must be major subliminal stuff going on in this game.

I have NEVER dreampt of being in the military until teh 1 night I played that game.

The night after playing that game I had the most clear dream that I had joined the Army and was headed off to boot camp.

Anyone else have similar experiences after playing that game?


Wierd stuff
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No, but I HAVE had Final Fantasy XI dreams...
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they say everyone dreams, but i'll be danged if i can remember them.


I dream, wake up and less than a minute later, I forgot what I deamt about. So other than big boobed naked ladies on a beach and wierd posistions, I have no idea what I dream about
hehehe

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When I dream and try to remember things in the past (swiming, camping, whatever), I do so in 3rd person. If Im dreaming and in a scary situation, I am in 3rd person, but its not as if I am watching someone else. I still "control" or feel I am in that situation in real time, just viewing from above, instead of my eyes.
Anyone else like this?
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I generally have bloody, bloody dreams. Generally I never wake up still alive, usually dead. Its been getting better lately though. I never dream of babes either, very rarely, and even then, they are usually dead, or dying, and I STILL don't get any. Whats it take to get some imaginary ass around here?
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mental note: next time you hang out with pseudonym, watch the eyes.....
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mental note: next time you hang out with pseudonym, watch the eyes.....
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fudgam, that's almost exactly how i dream, when i do dream.
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I never dream of babes either, very rarely, and even then, they are usually dead, or dying, and I STILL don't get any. Whats it take to get some imaginary ass around here?
well, it's like this.....

no, better not.


LIN
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I generally have bloody, bloody dreams. Generally I never wake up still alive, usually dead. Its been getting better lately though. I never dream of babes either, very rarely, and even then, they are usually dead, or dying, and I STILL don't get any. Whats it take to get some imaginary ass around here?
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I think I have been having this continous dream lately of several nights. This hot chick just asked me "If I were to ask you out would you go out with me." And I gave a teasingly "Maybe." I am pretty sure she was in a dream of mine beforee. Right after she asked that I woke up so thats about all thats I remembered. She seemed a bit older like in her mid 20s.
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Whats it take to get some imaginary ass around here?
This is usually all the ass I get
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This is usually all the ass I get

oh go on, Clutch, i don't believe that for a minute. i've seen your briefs!


LIN
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Yeah i have some weird ones to. One of the most resent was about me and i think some other people chasing some guy trying to kill him. Well in my dreams he was evil and the closest way to describe him would be that he was like jason vorhees?? I can't believe why i would have a dream about chasing anyone like him.

Sure i've seen jason x which is one of 2 movies in that serie (don't remember the other title) but he was very much like him. Difficult to kill and i don't know what. But it had been i week since i saw that movie when i had the dream. I never got him though.

I wonder if this was caused by postal 2 that i played that same day. Yet noone that has played the game can see any similaritys between the postal dude and jason so i don't know where it came from.

One thing that i've learned though is never try to understand your dreams. It usually fails.
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primesuspect
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OMG!

As if by premonition, I had that dream a couple of days ago, and now today, I OPEN UP iTUNES and WHAT THE F* DO I SEE?

AHHHAHAHGAGGAGHHHHH!

* primesuspect dies
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I dream in cinematic full color with dolby 5.1 surround. My dreams are like watching movies on a bright, big screen. It's weird. They are almost too colorful and loud.

Oh, and I can smell in my dreams.
* John gets out thirty foot extensible fiberglass electrical accident rescue pole to fend off Prime, asks, do the smells remain when you wake up???

John's habit after that kind of dream is an immediate cold shower, then a good hot one....
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oh go on, Clutch, i don't believe that for a minute. i've seen your briefs!


LIN
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oh go on, Clutch, i don't believe that for a minute. i've seen your briefs!
I'm afraid you are the only lady that has
all things in their own time.


LIN
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You are correct LIN. Maybe since summer is almost here at the Beach I can try to pick me up some women, hehe
primesuspect
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Oh My God

Today I Went To Pick Up The Keys For My New House.

Today, The Real Estate Agent Said Thank You To Me.

Today, He Handed Me Four Tickets To A Concert To Say Thanks.

I Am Going Slowly But Assuredly Insane.

Here Are The Tickets:
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Oh My God

Today I Went To Pick Up The Keys For My New House.

Today, The Real Estate Agent Said Thank You To Me.

Today, He Handed Me Four Tickets To A Concert To Say Thanks.

I Am Going Slowly But Assuredly Insane.

Here Are The Tickets:


You can tell i like smilies right?
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Oh My God

Today I Went To Pick Up The Keys For My New House.

Today, The Real Estate Agent Said Thank You To Me.

Today, He Handed Me Four Tickets To A Concert To Say Thanks.

I Am Going Slowly But Assuredly Insane.

Here Are The Tickets:
lol, please tell me you are joking????
primesuspect
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No, that's the insane part. I AM NOT JOKING.

I'll give you the tickets tomorrow if you want them. You're still coming to the partay, right?
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Yup, whats our timinig though? I see weekend party, but I'm rather busy, when would be the best time to come over and teach some of these sissys what drinking is? (Thats in reference to the lovely 2 beers get you drunk poll)
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Yeah. You said "Weekend bash! More details later in the week!" and.. No details.
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I had a weird dream a month ago. Okay.
It started out with me laying in bed. I got up and I grabbed a sword from under my bed. then walked out of the door and was suddenly on a mighty steed climbing a mountain. I was than facing a wall of the mountain that was flatter than the rest. I began to throw bombs at it and suddenly I was standing inside. I looked about. Water rushed past my feet, a large pipe on each side with stone walls. Beyond this tunnel was a city.
I was then suddenly standing at the edge watching a man cart-wheel past me. A boy walked up to me and there was something about him that made me think he was not human. I than was greeted by this person. He said "welcome to (I can't remember what the name of this place was)." We were than sitting in a 50's type cafe and were chatting. I then asked him why he and the other people there were giving off a different vibe than other people. At that moment I noticed that all of their ears were slanted and pointed.
It hit me, they were all elves and I woke up.
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I had a weird dream a month ago. Okay.
It started out with me laying in bed. I got up and I grabbed a sword from under my bed. then walked out of the door and was suddenly on a mighty steed climbing a mountain. I was than facing a wall of the mountain that was flatter than the rest. I began to throw bombs at it and suddenly I was standing inside. I looked about. Water rushed past my feet, a large pipe on each side with stone walls. Beyond this tunnel was a city.
I was then suddenly standing at the edge watching a man cart-wheel past me. A boy walked up to me and there was something about him that made me think he was not human. I than was greeted by this person. He said "welcome to (I can't remember what the name of this place was)." We were than sitting in a 50's type cafe and were chatting.
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