UPSLynx
The Dean of Computer Graphics
2,141 Posts
ICHQ CRASHERS.
It's like castle crashers but you're going through ICHQ fending off drunk neighbors and forum trolls, and the bosses are debt collectors. At the end of the boss battles, you get to fight over who gets to plant one on Shwaip.
You can play as Primesuspect, Lincoln, Thrax, or Snuffie. You can unlock CB, but it doesn't actually mean anything when you do.
Weapons include bell's Oberon, a turkey stout (held by Cliff), DSLR cameras, MSI Winds, Grilled Stuft Burritos, a bottle of New Amsterdam, a fightstick with pink pushbuttons, WWII rifles, Ryder's SS Monte Carlo, and the supar sekrit weapons are things like high level NVIDIA Quadro cards and Intel chips.
Somebody PLEASE fund it.