Quoting McBain

Leos? WTF are you thinking? LEO'S!?? Prime...you're closer, Smack the youngin' and the proceed to tell him the great stories of humanity that Lafayette can bring.

I'll start. Lets say, you close out a bar.....its 2:30 ish....and you've got the drunk munchies. What are you gonna do?!? You've got a car full of people teetering in and out of consciousness. I'll tell you what you do, you go to Lafayette Coney Island, and walk in a stranger amongst many. Here, everyone is equal, theres suits/mink coats getting out of the opera, theres bums with $1.25 in pennies, and then theres approximately 800 drunk people. Nobody cares who they sit next to. I've shared booths with Omar the tent maker and Tron, the friendly dealer. It doesn't matter. The workers there are straight out of the saturday night live 'Cheeseburger' skit. You order your food, and get it literally within 30 seconds...piping hot. You devour it within another 45 seconds and pay the B.O. laiden staff in whatever currency you have...canadian or american....and you're off...a stomach full of booze, hot dogs, cheese, and chili. The next morning you take the most relieving dump of your life....and you praise the good fellows at Lafayette.

....and you suggested Leo's.