I've been on this forum all day g'night all!
Well one for the road ay?
Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin and Bill Gates
Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going on in this world. Since things were so bad he told the 3 that he was destroying the Earth in 3 days. They were all allowed to return to their homes and businesses and tell their friends and colleagues what was happening. God did tell them though that no matter what they did he was *not* changing his mind. So.....
Bill Clinton went in and told his staff.... I have good news and badnews for you. First the good news.... there *is* a God. The bad news is that he is destroying the Earth in 3 days.
Boris went back and told his staff that he had BAD news and more BAD news. The first was.... there *is* a God...... the second was that he was destroying the Earth in 3 days.
Bill Gates went back and told his staff..... I have GOOD news and more GOOD news.... first.... God thinks I am one of the 3 most important people in the world. The second is..... we don't have to fix the bugs in Windows95!