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UK vs US Unreal Tournament

Following much rumblings amongst the fraternity here It has been decided that we should consider an contest, a tournament.

The original Unreal Tournament remains one of the most influential first person shooters around. It's fast and its furious.

So Im proposing to organise a tournament... UK vs US.

A simple shakedown.. with some fun

1) 1 vs 1 = A table of players.. fighting one on one .. UK vs US.. down to a final.. to determine who is the best.

Then..

2) Team deathmatch and team Capture the flag.. UK vs US.. fighting to the death and then fighting for the flags.

Then..

3) An open free for all deathmatch set of rounds.. who is the fragmaster??!

and last..

4) A single match of last man standing. To determine who is the UT kings.. and where they live.

Sign up here.. and we can make plans
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Prepare to experience the american revolution for a second time, my limey friends.
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I take it.. that you are in for a butt kicking then Prime?
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Yup.... Yours, little man.
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Where I come from.. that is fighting talk

We shall see... and so shall you..

Don't mistake size = performance. I think you may well be surprised
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Prepare to experience the american revolution for a second time, my limey friends.

But we let you win that one, We don't want anywhere that treats Tea like that, Shameful just shameful.

Count me in Shorty, The colonists need to relearn their place!

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primesuspect
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Yes, well at least you've improved your "Stop, Fire, Reload, March" tactics since then....

But feel free to use those tactics in the game.. We'll be sure to do the same
bothered
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Listen, We've been doing Stop, Fire, Reload, March for hundreds of years before you even had a flag. That's the trouble isn't it? You let your children have a bit of space, a place of their own and suddenly the old ways arn't good enough for them and they think they know it all, Wasn't it always thus? Still, you shall learn my son, you shall learn.

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I'll be there

Trin >>> <<<< shorty
kanezfan
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bring it. just tell me the time and place.... wait a sec, being that I'm French by birth, can I even participate? But then, I migh jus surrender at the sound of the first gunshot "Please don't frag me, I've yet to eat my croissant"
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I'm in for sure. I may be a bit rusty, but I'm sure my rusty will prove to be 10x more loaded with wup ass then any U.S based UT god wannabe.

* Spinner jumps up and waves his can opener in the direction of The United States of slow reflexes and bad co-ordination.
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primesuspect
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omgwtf... you pansy brits are SOO gonna get it..

Kanez, we will destroy them.. You are an american, just listening to your radio show, there's no doubt about that.
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You US dudes.. listen to yourselves ok!

Sheesh.. it's not like you are gonna win! You know the Brits will kick your arse so hard. I don't understand the thought processes you are having

Spinner.. rofl .. that pic is so saved...omfg yes! hahahahaha and so friggin true!
bothered
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omgwtf... you pansy brits are SOO gonna get it

Oh no! My knees have started knocking. Mummy, mummy, That nasty man is being mean to me,

bothered
kanezfan
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bring it baby!!! If I'm part of theamerican team, i won't give up I promise. I might poopoo in my pants when gunfire goes off, but I promise I won't give up.
primesuspect
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Kanez: if you do good in this tournament, you will officially become a US citizen, you know that, right?
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count me in, i am ready to be killed any day. i mean kick some ass.
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* Spinner starts polishing his sniper rifle.
primesuspect
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Look, these guys don't even know how to spell color or organize.. we can kill them easy.
Spinner
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No, you guys just don't know how to write proper dictionaries.
Souriat
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Hmm guess i better find my old UT cd, not played it for a few years though :P
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hmmmm,

Speaking of languages, let me give you a lesson in Latin.

necropolis

Etymology: Late Latin, city of the dead, from Greek nekropolis, from nekr- + -polis -polis

This is what it’s going to be like when we totally annihilate your asses

Necropolis_uk:

Etymology: Late Scouse, Bringer of death, creater of an american UT necropolis
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T-BirD
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I'm up for it...but..uh...I'm a German in US 'captivity', so which side am I on?

Btw, how are servers gonna be handled? Will we set a ship up in the Atlantic dead center between Wales and New York City so both sides are kind of even in connection terms?

Also, Souriat, do you have a bigger (read: clearer) pic of your avatar? I know someone who'd love it!
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I wanna join Sounds like fun...especially beating on those brits.
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**cough cough** never gonna happen **cough cough**
bothered
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Kanez: if you do good in this tournament, you will officially become a US citizen, you know that, right?

Now don't start threatening us, When we win that'll be the end of it,

A list of maps would be useful, I only really play CTF so I am unfamiliar with some of the others. Maybe 'contestants' could agree the maps to play on?

bothered.
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Oops, and to think I started this proposing a second revolution.

Rule Britannia, we stand Short, and fight like brave men!
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Necropolis
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CyrixInstead said
Oops, and to think I started this proposing a second revolution.

Rule Britannia, we stand Short, and fight like brave men!

Speak for yourself mate I'm 6'3"
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Necropolis_uk said



Speak for yourself mate I'm 6'3"
Sorry, I meant: Rule Britannia, we stand [with] Shorty, and fight like brave men!

Necropolis
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Ok, thats better, but we are going to have to find him a box to stand on
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Indeed. Or perhaps a Yellow Pages?! lol
bothered
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And me, 5'7" but I'm good at hiding, Anyway they use terriers to fight bulls don't they?

bothered.
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They use terriers for ratting I do believe

* CyrixInstead is going mad, posting complete rubbish
T-BirD
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I vote Instagib Morpheus
leishi85
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ok count me in if it's orignal UT, too bad i don't have a PROPER copu of UT2k3,
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I may be able to find a cd... I don't remember, since I haven't played in a couple years, do we need a cdkey? heh... my version is most likely of the burned persuasion. But cause I haven't played in a while, doesn't mean you can knock me around. I'm still cleaning off my ak from all the blood from headshots in cs...

aW

US represent
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The linked to map is a great capture the flag, I used to be addicted to it. See what you guys think, it quite large and as essentially a two level setup. There are two primary routes to reach each base to try and capture the enemies flag, through an extremely direct route, which stretches down long corridors and a less direct but more challenging covert underground route.

Try it out and see if you think it's a worthy map.

www.spinnershomepage.co.uk/ctf-cappen.zip
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Necropolis_uk said
Ok, thats better, but we are going to have to find him a box to stand on
Oh so funny.. Im on your team idiot!..rofl..

CyrixInstead said
Indeed. Or perhaps a Yellow Pages?! lol
Screw you and all.. git. hehehee

bothered said
And me, 5'7" but I'm good at hiding, Anyway they use terriers to fight bulls don't they?

bothered.
What is with the "laugh @ Shorty??!!" Im on YOUR team.. pick on the yanks!

T-BirD said
I vote Instagib Morpheus
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Shorty said
T-BirD said
I vote Instagib Morpheus
Camper [/b]
Um...question: How on earth can you try to camp on Morpheus while playing Instagib and have any hope of placing in the upper 2/3?
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CyrixInstead said
They use terriers for ratting I do believe

* Khaos is going mad, posting complete rubbish



LMFAO.
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T-BirD said



Um...question: How on earth can you try to camp on Morpheus while playing Instagib and have any hope of placing in the upper 2/3?
Argh.. that is very true my bad.. on morpheus.. with invisibility and the sniper rifle.. well... thats a different kettle of fish. My apologies!
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Count me in, gotta dig up a copy but that shouldn't be a problem

* Red Dawn joins Bothered cleaning the sniper rifles



u.s. (not even worthy of caps) r soo gonna get their @$$ kicked

we should make this a regular event, kinda like a civil war reinactment except we don't let the kids have their own way :P
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Well.. I dusted off my CD's as I have been kinda busy recently .. and it's installed

* Shorty goes off to frag for a few hours.. just to get warmed up
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Count me in on team USA! Just gimme a time and place.


Now where did I put my UT CD...?
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I guess I need to find my UT CD.
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Alwight I'll step up & help fight in the UK corner. I play under the name Cannon Fodder but I suppose I can change that. Where & when guys?
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primesuspect
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and server....! We need to have somebody (maybe even an impartial non-player) organize the tournament ang keep stats.. Shorty offered to host the server, but his connection is only 256K Up, and somehow I don't trust a slimy brit to host it - he'll probably figure out a way to cheat... We need a neutral nation to host - like canada perhaps... Maybe I'll see what I can dig up...

* primesuspect goes to see what he can dig up
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primesuspect said
and somehow I don't trust a slimy brit to host it - he'll probably figure out a way to cheat...
*cough*Whiner*cough*

I don't need to cheat to kick your arse.
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Hahahaha. I assume this is the FIRST UT?

Either way, count me in!

GO USA!
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Shorty said
primesuspect said
and somehow I don't trust a slimy brit to host it - he'll probably figure out a way to cheat...
*cough*Whiner*cough*

I don't need to cheat to kick your arse.
But I do suppose being a wee taller would help, eh?
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