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Tex
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Brain surgery

Got this one from mlmanning but Robin insisted I post it next..

In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky, and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and so to the entire group said, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've been used."
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MrBill
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Until the very last line, I wondered why Robin wanted you to post that.
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haha, I got to remember that one for the next family cookout, hehe
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Originally posted by MrBill
Until the very last line, I wondered why Robin wanted you to post that.
Ditto... Ouch, man... Very ouch...
Tex
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And Robin and daughter forced me to post it !

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Turn about is 'fair play.'
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The picture was better than the story. The only thing that women have mentaly over men, is verbal and language skills.
trippin
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Wow... there is no way she said that! Is that a real quote... either way thats really funny!
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