Quoting Thrax
Not enough hops present in that fridge. Needs moar!
Agreed.
The first beer I ever had was in 8th grade at some end of the year party. Not sure who invited me (considered a nerd...I know wtf, I'm so cool). I got there with my friend and some kid who now serves me burritos at a restaurant was like, who invited these nerds?
Well, I didn't say anything then ... but shortly later I tried my first beer! A bud-light. It tasted like bananas. I was thoroughly unimpressed, but after drinking the whole thing I mustered up the balls to take my shirt off and throw it in the face of the kid who called me a nerd. He got mad and threw my shirt in fire, ending the conflict.
I kindly asked the parents at the house if I could use their phone, called my parents to come pick me up that night and explained that I had lost my shirt and had no idea where it was. Oh to be 12/13. Later that night I probably logged on to a BBS and played some 4 player Doom2, ya get off it.
Now...many more stories later, and a whole ton of Corona, Bud, etc later ... my Dad found out I was drinking and told me if I am going to drink beer then I should stop drinking piss. He taught me the ways and he did it well. And now, with a tear in my eye, I feel as if I have done the same for many others

I literally have a trophy for my beer knowledge that was won by skunking many another in a beer trivia contest. It sits high on my shelves, but not as high as the Westvleteren.