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Mind of UPSLynx: EPIC Edition

Bobby Miller July 2, 2009 10:10 PM ET in Tech

Mind of UPSLynx for the week of June 28th. Expo Icrontic edition! Video is rated R for shens (language); you have been warned.

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42 Comments:

  1. Lincoln
    Snapperhead
    2 Jul '09, 10:19 pm

    This is uproariously hilarious. Loved it.

  2. Thrax
    Cad
    2 Jul '09, 10:24 pm

    Is there something better than a flawless victory? You just did it.

  3. Snarkasm
    The Photographer.
    2 Jul '09, 10:25 pm

    "Accused" of being a weaboo would imply that you were not, in fact, a weaboo.

  4. RyderOCZ
    OCZ Guru / IC Groupie
    2 Jul '09, 10:34 pm

    ZOMG, so good. Nice editing and I love the commentary as usual.

  5. bindlestick
    Homeless HOBO is Homeless
    2 Jul '09, 10:36 pm

    Very nice work man.

  6. Bobby Miller
    The Dean of Computer Graphics
    2 Jul '09, 10:40 pm

    Snark wutadik!

  7. GnomeWizardd
    LS who????
    2 Jul '09, 10:42 pm

    PROMISE ILL BE THERE!

  8. chrisWhite
    Polygons
    2 Jul '09, 10:44 pm

  9. Cyclonite
    Castle Crashin'!
    2 Jul '09, 10:47 pm

    Bwaha! Love it!

  10. wahay
    New to the neighborhood
    2 Jul '09, 10:56 pm

    I don't feel like I'm cool-enough to hang with you guys, but I'm pretty sure I want to be part of this.

    also SHAKESPEARE HEAD AT 5:31?!

  11. Thrax
    Cad
    2 Jul '09, 10:59 pm

    Come to Icrontic.

    We'll ruin you for life give you a +5 to BAMF.

  12. QCH
    Guru
    2 Jul '09, 11:02 pm

    The canned air was HIIII LAAAAAR EEE USSSS

  13. Thrax
    Cad
    2 Jul '09, 11:16 pm

    NOTE:

    Cans of compressed air do not use air, but instead use a compound known as sulfur hexafluoride. As sulfur hexafluoride is considerably heavier than air, it slows sound waves exiting from the throat, thus producing a lower pitch. Helium, in contrast, is lighter than air and therefore produces a higher pitch by allowing sound waves to move faster when exiting the throat.

    Cans of compressed sulfur hexafluoride do not contain propellants as the rapid expansion of the gas leaving the chamber is sufficient to generate the necessary force. Sulfur hexafluoride is an inert, non-toxic compound that is safe to inhale in limited quantities, though people should be careful not to inhale too much as it could trigger dizziness, fainting or asphyxiation as it replaces air in the lungs and blood stream (just like helium).

    After every inhalation of sulfur hexafluoride, be sure to take extensive deep breaths to ensure sufficient oxygen intake. Fainting in the pursuit of lulz makes you a dink.

  14. Lincoln
    Snapperhead
    2 Jul '09, 11:30 pm
    Quoting Thrax

    Fainting in the pursuit of lulz makes you a dink.

    Done that. Stupid helium.

  15. Koreish
    Agent of Chaos
    2 Jul '09, 11:35 pm

    Just remember kids the human body was not built to survive on helium/sulfur hexafluoride.

  16. Snarkasm
    The Photographer.
    2 Jul '09, 11:36 pm

    Note: as it is significantly heavier than air, if you have too much of it and pass out upright, you will suffocate, as it will opt to never leave your lungs.

    For Christ's sake, please, PLEASE be careful with it.

  17. primesuspect
    The Icrontic Guy
    3 Jul '09, 1:01 am

    Eggroll rhyming about jizzing on his keyboard in front of my son is priceless.

    I loled

  18. Myrmidon
    Who loves you, baby?
    3 Jul '09, 1:20 am

    Oh man, I wanna see the raw feed so bad!

  19. Bobby Miller
    The Dean of Computer Graphics
    3 Jul '09, 2:33 am

    Prime - That's what kills me. He's got this flow going, then the camera pans over, and he's rhyming about Perry.

    4:50. Hands down my favorite part.

    Myrmidon, I won't release a raw feed, for safety reasons, but I do think I'll be releasing a 'part 2', as more footage comes in from other people. We'll see...

    Also Wahay, no Shakespearhead. Though I'm glad you noticed, it's just not. still, funny.

  20. Gnome Queen
    Ms. D
    3 Jul '09, 2:39 am

    Oh man, this makes me miss EPIC even more!! I hope any people that haven't been to the LAN understand what's going on (a little bit) and recognize that being there is 1000000 to the MILLIONTH POWER more awesome than watching this video!

  21. Gnome Queen
    Ms. D
    3 Jul '09, 2:39 am

    Safety reasons?

  22. rolleggroll
    Love by the TSA
    3 Jul '09, 4:48 am

    I really really did not know that perry was standing there. Im sorry.

  23. primesuspect
    The Icrontic Guy
    3 Jul '09, 5:23 am

    lol dude, it's not a problem. I thought it was hilarious. He is almost 12, after all

  24. Bobby Miller
    The Dean of Computer Graphics
    3 Jul '09, 12:49 pm

    I'm going to go out on a limb and say next to the rest of the things that go on that week, rhyming about fapping is probably one of the lighter things the kids heard....

  25. UPS Hitman
    UPS CoFounder, Shoots First
    4 Jul '09, 12:48 am

    I CANT WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR!!!

  26. Myrmidon
    Who loves you, baby?
    6 Jul '09, 1:11 am

    Hmm. I like how jackie's laugh is the opening soundbyte. WIN.

  27. Cliff_Forster
    Keepin it real
    6 Jul '09, 8:56 am

    Superb!

  28. Bobby Miller
    The Dean of Computer Graphics
    6 Jul '09, 1:05 pm

    My voice was made for Sulfur Hexaflouride.... and announcing Quake 3.

  29. RyderOCZ
    OCZ Guru / IC Groupie
    6 Jul '09, 1:10 pm

  30. Snarkasm
    The Photographer.
    6 Jul '09, 1:20 pm

    Jesus H. Christ, I love his hex voice.

  31. QCH
    Guru
    6 Jul '09, 3:10 pm

    Demonic!!!

  32. ardichoke
    King Banana Spanner
    6 Jul '09, 3:13 pm

    He almost sounds like Penn Jillette when he's on the Sulfur Hexaflouride.

  33. LIN
    Shaken, not Stirred
    7 Jul '09, 1:53 pm

    Loved it!

  34. Grimnoc
    I don't need no stinkin avatar
    7 Jul '09, 3:46 pm

    Pfff, it needs more Grimnoc (just kidding, just kidding, get back you).

    In all seriousness Lynx, this reminds me of something else you may have had a hand in...

    ...and now I'm jealous of all you jerks.

  35. fatcat
    sasquatch wannabe
    7 Jul '09, 5:47 pm

    I this video so much Bobby. ^5 man.

  36. Bobby Miller
    The Dean of Computer Graphics
    7 Jul '09, 9:08 pm
    Quoting Grimnoc

    In all seriousness Lynx, this reminds me of something else you may have had a hand in...

    Hmm... whatever could you mean?

  37. Grimnoc
    I don't need no stinkin avatar
    7 Jul '09, 11:36 pm

    You know, that one thing with the video, and the savage.

    And the orange.

  38. Bobby Miller
    The Dean of Computer Graphics
    10 Jul '09, 9:40 pm

    Lord, the orange...

    I try not to remember the orange.

  39. DogDragon
    Veteran Icrontian
    12 Jul '09, 9:41 pm

    Hey Lynx those cherries were from last year I couldn't bring
    much with me I flew. But I tried the juice and they didn't lose
    anything with time.( you have to love that fact)
    I have to talk to Pigflipper about driving next year to bring
    up fresh ones and maybe rocket fuel.
    Pigflipper got to try rocket fuel in all it's glory meaning rocket fuel
    and the rocket too (he's a brave soul)
    That should come next year.
    Again for those who want to know what Rocket fuel is well
    here C2H5OHH20CaH2O2(2S,3R,6R,7S)-7-amino-3-[(1Z)-2-methylbut-1-en-1-yl]-8-oxo-5-thia-1-azabicyclo[4.2.0]octane-2-carboxylic acid.
    and here's the warning for it

    Rocket fuel

    Warning if you have;

    asthma, COPD, sleep apnea, or other breathing disorders;liver or kidney disease;
    a history of head injury or brain tumor;epilepsy or other seizure disorder;
    low blood pressure;a stomach, intestinal, or pancreas disorder; underactive thyroid;
    Addison's disease or other adrenal gland disorder;enlarged prostate, urination problems;
    mental illness; or a history of drug or alcohol addiction.
    You should not try Rocket fuel.

    side affects;

    confusion, unusual thoughts or behavior;unusual risk-taking behavior,
    decreased inhibitions, no fear of danger; hyperactivity, agitation, hostility;
    feeling light-headed, may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps
    of time may seem to literally disappear.

    Yeah this stuff is safe
    I'n not telling how the rocket is made (something have to be left
    unsaid)

  40. Nate_LapT
    DigitalHi5 Productions
    12 Jul '09, 9:47 pm

    I love how asthma is first on that list. was rocket fuel part of the cherry mix? or was that something else?

  41. DogDragon
    Veteran Icrontian
    12 Jul '09, 9:50 pm
    Quoting DogDragon

    may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps
    of time may seem to literally disappear.

    I know this part . There were many at the 08 Lan
    that can truely say my lights were on and there were no one home.
    You know I really don't know what happen that Saturday and I don't want
    to know. But I was there, well my body was
    Also that was without the rocket I think eggy first and you Lynx
    second, That is if you really want to know what you will be
    talking about

  42. DogDragon
    Veteran Icrontian
    12 Jul '09, 10:09 pm
    Quoting Nate_LapT

    I love how asthma is first on that list. was rocket fuel part of the cherry mix? or was that something else?

    Well yes but the cherries soften it a little

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