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The idiocy of Network Solutions’ marketing

facepalmToday John Graham-Cumming blogged about his experience logging into his Network Solutions account. Instead of the familiar terms such as “domain” and “web site”, John was presented with new terms designed to make it easier to understand the services Network Solutions offers.

Of course the term “web site” is confusing. Nobody knows what that is! But “nsSpace”, now that is pure genius. E-mail? What is this moonspeak? nsMail makes much more sense!

In order to “help support your business even more effectively,” Network Solutions has clearly done all of their customers a huge favor by clarifying these esoteric terms.  New Name, Same Great Service!

Laughingstock of the registrar business in 3… 2…

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  1. Cliff_Forster
    Keepin it real

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  2. Thrax
    Cad
  3. RyderOCZ
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