Why don't you go run backwards, naked, through a field of dicks?
Don’t threaten us with a good time.
For some of you this is fun. For others, it's also fun but they just do…
The other day I had two weird dreams. In one, I dreamed I was a teepee. The dream right after that, I dreamed I was a yurt. I was kind of freaked out, so I told my therapist about it. He told me to relax, I was two tents.
I've only been to Israel and the Bahamas. I haven't even been to my wife's home country. My kids have all been there, but not me. My 11-year old has been to Poland, Czech Republic, Germany, and The Netherlands.