I am enjoying the one-liner hot-take reviews from Twitter:
"This is the worst movie I've seen in seven years"
"Spy Kids had better character development than Valerian"
"I'd give it a solid 35.2% but that's me being in a good mood today"
In Bruges is my only contribution to this list.
Have been in person, is indeed a beautiful fookin' fairytale.
Have also been in person. Indeed, tis a beautiful fookin fairytale.
I said, "I have one thing to say to you"
"Cloverfield is Half-Life"
I wanted to see the look on his face.
He paused, looked down for a minute as if to calculate his next words.
"That's an interesting theory. I like it"
Then he told me…
I have been consistently and sometimes frighteningly impressed with Google's ability to know what I'm looking for, no matter how weird it is. I don't wanna say it's "flawless" but it's close enough to feel confident and natural. It's the closest I'v…