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Introducing: Nitro Porter, a data portability tool for communities
A week ago I created Nitro Porter, a new (old) tool for migrating communities between platforms. It's basically a data portability project that lets you move from 30 different forum platforms into a common format for importing elsewhere.
Today, I wrote about my first week working on it and started a website for it.
If you've been around a long time, you remember our epic migration project of a decade ago. That's where the earliest versions of this project came from, so it's super nostalgic to be getting back into it.

ICOK Wine Tasting: Who Want's to Drink Some Port!?
Hi all,
So I have several bottles of port that have been aging cough cough pandemic... and I think we should get together and drink them.
- Linc has graciously allowed me Friday night for tasting during ICOK, October 29th. So after we light the offrenda, we can drink some wine and have some eats.
For those of you that have not had Port before, Port tends to be on the sweeter/dessert side and have an increased alcohol content. The bottles I have purchased are across the spectrum from white to aged tawny style. Oldest bottle in the tasting will be 41.5 years old, so we have an exciting time ahead of us. As the alcohol content of this is high, and I think we will have a decent turn out for ICOK, I am opening 24 spots for the taking.
- Cost will be: $35-40/seat depending on participation numbers
- 8 ports 1 oz each + many snacks
- Will for right now be just taking a first come, first serve list to be posted here. Will take payment closer to the event. Don't want to jinx it now with COVID. Please message me on discord and I'll put your name here to secure your spot. Will also take a few backup spots in case we have people that drop out.
Can't wait to see you all
Tasting Seats:
PandEpic Prizes!
Hey y'all,
Here's the current list of prizes! Stay tuned for more.
PANDEPIC Prizes!
1 Quantum Age Adventures (Recycled Comics omnibus)
1 One year premium membership to boardgamearena.com
1 Pair of Custom Earrings from The Crafty Archivist @WagsFTW
1 $50 giftcard to Crunchyroll.com
1 3 month gift card for Crunchyroll Premium
1 Hornmug
1 PS5 Controller
1 Harley Quinn “Mini Glass set” of 4 shot glasses (x1)
3 Pandepic laser etched Yeti cups with lid and straw
1 KrakenDice Leather Dice Tray
1 The Mandalorian gift set (socks, "the child" 12oz mug, Grogu enamel keychain)
1 8" Tom Nook plush with 151g bag of sour skittles
1 8" Koopa Paratroopa plush with 191g bag of starburst
1: Mega Construx Charizard kit
1 Among Us: Crewmate Plush (Choose color)
1 Splendor Board Game (Marvel or Regular Edition)
1 Sushi Go
1 Codenames
1 Codenames Disney
1 Telestrations After Dark
1 Canvas art piece, Marvel, 2 pieces
Re: Expo 2021 is online!
Digi's Guide to Expo Icrontic 2021: pandEPIC
All times Eastern. Times and Events Subject to change. See The Icrontic Calendar (Linked above) for most up to date schedule.
Monday
7-8pm - Opening Ceremony: Gather together and say "Hi". We'll go over the schedule and introduce some events and how to participate. (Free Gathering)
8-10pm - Discord Werewolf Introduction: Required attendance for anyone playing Discord Werewolf. We will go over the roles and address any questions that arise. Roles will be assigned afterwards and we will start the game. (Free to play.)
10-11pm - Discord Werewolf Day 1: We'll resolve all of the start-game events and go through the first days voting process while continuing to answer any further questions.
11pm-1am - Icrontic Plays Lewd Visual Novels: There are decisions to be made and we will make them as a group. We'll start up a novel and go until the end or it gets boring. If we have time and/or there is interest, we'll start up another. (Free to Play)
1am - Valorant Dailys: We'll play a few games. If you are new to the game, feel free to ask questions. Fun times shooty booty focusing on daily tasks for a bit of XP. (Free to play. Requires Install and Riot Account.)
Tuesday
12-3pm - Takov Challenges: Nada to Reshala. Escape From Tarkov is described as one of the most hardcore and difficult FPS available. Players will start with nothing and work as a group to take down the Customs Scav Boss, Reshala. Then we will hold his position for as long as possible. Those of us that can will stream our POVs so non-players can watch the excitement and ask any questions they may have. (Game Purchase Required. Not Friendly to First Time Players or experienced players for that matter)
3-6pm - Payday 2: We'll mask up and run through some heists. We'll run some classic and some new missions and get our bank roll goin. (Game Purchase Required. Friendly to First Time Players.)
6-9pm - Carcassonne Tourney: Board Game Master CB will lead players through this classic Expo event. (Free to play. Board Game Arena account required.)
9-11pm - Golf With Your Friends: Super silly Mini-Golf. (Game Purchase Required. Friendly to First Time Players.)
11pm-1am - Gary's Mod: Tis a Silly Game. We'll try out some of most popular mods of all time. More details to come. (Game Purchase Required. Friendly to First Time Players.)
1am - Valorant Dailys
Wednesday
12-2pm - Terraria: Over a half million positive reviews on steam can not be wrong. Simple on the surface but difficulty added with depth. We'll work together to get as far as we can in the time we have. Think we can take down the Wall of Flesh? (Game Purchase Required. Moderately Friendly to First Time Players.)
2-6pm - Railroad Ink Tourney: CB is back with another online board game tourney. This time featuring the puzzle game Railroad Ink. Who will reign as the master of routing the rails? (Free to play. Board Game Arena account required.)
5:30-7:30pm - Queen Concert Viewing: Discord stream of a classic Queen concert. Relax and rock out. (Free Discord Stream)
7:30-10pm - Movie Night: Bohemian Rhapsody (2018). The story of the legendary British rock band Queen and lead singer Freddie Mercury, leading up to their famous performance at Live Aid. (Free Discord Stream)
10-12pm - Red Dead Redemption 2: Mount Up Monday on a Wednesday. CrazyJoe will lead the group on a crazy cowboy adventure. (Game Purchase Required. Friendly to First Time Players.)
12-1am - Untitled Gathering: Maybe Drinks? Maybe GQ doing Impressions? Maybe not. (Free Gathering)
1am - Valorant Dailys
Thursday
12-2 - Rocket League: Footy Cars. (Free to Play.)
2-6pm - Splendor Tourney: CB returns to officiate a group of renaissance merchants racing to grab gems, acquire property, and please nobility. (Free to play. Board Game Arena account required.)
6-8pm - Icrontic Family Game Night: Family Feud. Top 6 answers are on the board. We asked 100 Icrontians to name a food that brings to mind a part of the human body. (Free to Play. Discord Gathering.)
8-9pm - Minecraft Creative: You're given a topic to build with no restrictions other than a piece of land. Then we pretend we are judging and randomly pick someone we call a "winner". (Game Purchase Required. Friendly to First Time Players.)
9-10pm - Minecraft Werewolf: Yo dawg, I heard Digi likes Werewolf so he put a game of Werewolf in your week of Werewolf. (Game Purchase Required. Friendly to First Time Players.)
10-11pm - Gartic Phone: A mix between the classics Telephone and Pictionary lead by a teenager. Arweeeen says it's fun so you should give it a go. (Free to Play. Played in Browser. Friendly to First Time Players.)
11-1pm - Media Share Stream: Got a short fun video to share with the group? Lets get together and have a good time watching some random stuff. We'll try to keep the videos under 3 minutes but exceptions can be made if we are properly convinced. (Free Gathering. Cyt.be account Required to Contribute and Text Chat.)
1am - Valorant Dailys
Friday
Free to Play Games All Day and All Night
12-6 - F2P Friday: We'll try out 6 different free to play games on Steam. Fishing Planet, Brawlhalla, Soulworker, Totally Accurate Battlegrounds, Nerts!, Transformice. Any that you plan to play with us, I suggest installing and launching to get past any first time setup needed. (Free to Play. Installs Required.)
3:00-4:30pm - Escape Room: Super Squad! (Group A) One dark evening, you see a flash out of the city museum in the sky above. The museum seems to vanish for just a second… then reappear. Can you and your squad figure out what happened and save the world in time? ($20 to play. Played on 3rd party Discord server.)
6-10pm Casino Night: Run around the Four Kings Casino with fellow Icrontians. Of coarse there is Slots but there is also Craps and Roulette. If cards are more your style, there is Poker and Blackjack to fill your need. New for this event, we've got a Beach House! Stop buy and relax on the balcony or play the metal detector mini-game to find treasure! (Free to Play.)
10pm-1am - Late Night LOL: League of Legends is one of the biggest free to play game out there. League has been around for over a decade and has over a hundred champions to choose from. We'll break up into teams and tackle the rift or just mess about on the bridge.
1am - Valorant Dailys
Saturday
1-3:30pm - Murder Mystery: The Assassin Among The Crew. The Sphere of Solidarity controls the peace and harmony within the Universe. The Sphere was recently transported from Area 51 to the Space Station Phoenix (SSP)– an exclusive, top-secret project. There have been rumblings that an enemy spy has infiltrated one of the three organizations who oversee and operate the station. If anything happens to The Sphere, the Universe will be catapulted into a dangerous state of disarray as never seen before. You are part of the Firedrake crew who is on the station for a six-month stay. This is where your story begins. ($10 to play. Played on IC Discord.)
3:30-5:30pm - Among Us: Arweeeen is a bit sus, don't you think? Emergency Meeting! (Game Purchase Required on PC or Free to Play on Mobile)
6:30-8:00pm - Escape Room: Super Squad! (Group B) One dark evening, you see a flash out of the city museum in the sky above. The museum seems to vanish for just a second… then reappear. Can you and your squad figure out what happened and save the world in time? ($20 to play. Played on 3rd party Discord server.)
8-9pm - Duck Tape Presentation: CB and GHoosdum will present the results of the Duck Tape Challenge. (Included with pandEPIC ticket. Keep an eye on your mailbox for further instruction.)
9-10pm - Jackbox: Party Master Kelso will stream a variety of Jack Box Party Pack games for our entertainment. (Free to Play)
10-12pm - Closing Ceremony / Prize Drawing: Speeches and Giveaways.
12pm - Warpath! It wouldn't be an Epic without a little TF2, Midnight Warpath. (Free to Play.)
Sunday
1-4pm - Comedy Brunch: The day after a hectic week. Relax with a mimosa and some scones while we watch some hand picked stand up comedy. (Free. Streamed to Discord.)
Got Questions? You know where to find me.
Re: Expo 2021 is online!
Quite a few folks snuck in at the last minute — 47 attendees this year!

Expo 2021 is online!
We'll be having a virtual Expo Icrontic (EPIC) the week of Mon June 21 to Sun June 27!
After the great success of @BobbyDigi's Not-Expo in 2020, we've decided to use the (hopefully) waning days of the pandemic to bring you a slightly more elaborate version. Call it... a pandEPIC.
We're selling tickets to help fund the webserver once again, but this year there's swag! You choose:
- $12 to PARTICIPATE — with an official attendee badge for your collection, mailed to your doorstep! (BYO lanyard) or...
- $60 for FULL SWAG — event badge, a small Icrontic logo Yeti mug, event stickers, and more!
All attendees will get a special role in Discord and access to an event exclusive channel.
There will be events that may charge additional fees (like a virtual Escape Room and a Murder Mystery) — we'll collect those closer to event time. We're going low tech this year, too: no EventBrite registration, just a Google Form & PayPal. No t-shirts, either, they're hard enough to pull off in-person.
The tentative agenda for the week:
- Mon: Opening Ceremony & Werewolf Introduction
- Tue: Video Game
- Wed: Video Game, Movie
- Thu: Escape Room
- Fri: Casino Night (Beach Party)
- Sat: Murder Mystery, Video Game, Prize Drawing, Warpath
- Sun: Comedy Brunch (stand up comedy stream)
Feature games will include:
- Golf with your friends
- Minecraft creative build
- Jackbox
- Organized boardgaming times
- ...and more TBA!
We've studiously cut costs for the webserver / "business" over the past year so we're down to $700/yr (from ~$1300 previously). If you'd like to donate directly, you can PayPal me at destruction@gmail.com. You can also add $50 to your ticket price and I'll upgrade a $10 ticket to a FULL SWAG ticket (if possible).
Fri May 28 is the hard cutoff to allow for shipping times.
Big thanks to our host @BobbyDigi, swag coordinator @HumerusMeg, as well as @CB, @elyxandra, @GnomeQueen, and @GHoosdum for their help getting this off the ground.

Oktoberfest 2021
Friends, let's be optimistic. Is it possible we have to cancel again? Sure. But let's take the days off work and pencil it in our calendars and just feel good about it for a few months regardless.
Icrontic's annual Oktoberfest (and now adding Day Of The Dead) celebration will be Oct 28-31.
- Offrenda lighting on Friday night? Check.
- Costume party Saturday night? Check.
- Lincoln has to run out the door for a company trip starting Tuesday? Check.
It hardly seems fair that ICOK, the event with the most annual occurrences, was the only one of the big three to evade a second year of cancellation, but here we are.
Do we even remember how to do this? Like, remember there are rules? And I guess I'll need to know who's staying overnight? Ah jeez, how does any of this work?? Don't forget a costume, and a photo for the offrenda if you want. And Coke Zero? I think? ...guys?

April Movie Nights: Wickedly Spontaneous
Starting in April. Every Wednesday for 5 weeks we'll watch a movie hand picked by me. Carrying over from movies we watched in March, these movies have meaning to me for some reason or another. As we get closer to each viewing, I'll tell a story leading up to why these movies, in my eyes, are some of the best movies to hit the screens in the last 25 years.
Until then, I'm interested in your thoughts. Have you seen these movies? What did you think? Maybe take a guess at why I chose these movies.
Knock Off (1998) - Staring international action hero Jean-Claude Van Damme as Marcus Ray, who works in Hong Kong as a sales representative for V SIX Jeans. As the city prepares for the transition from British to Chinese rule, Ray gets wind of the Russian Mafia's plans to bring a deadly secret technology-microbombs-to the worldwide terrorist black market. Aware of the wave of global terrorism this will incite, Marcus acts quickly. With the aid of trusted associates Tommy Hendricks (Rob Schneider) and Karen Leigh (Lela Rochon)-both of whom are undercover CIA agents-Ray must outsmart both an organized mob of criminals as well as a corrupt CIA section chief (Paul Sorvino) to avert a worldwide catastrophe.
Emperor (2013) - A gripping tale of love and honor forged between fierce enemies of war, inspired by true events and starring Matthew Fox and Academy Award®-winner Tommy Lee Jones as General Douglas MacArthur. Immediately after Emperor Hirohito's World War II surrender, General MacArthur (Jones) suddenly finds himself the de facto ruler of a foreign nation. He challenges his expert on Japanese culture - General Fellers (Fox) - to provide evidence in 10 short days to decide if the Japanese Emperor, worshipped as a god by his people but accused of war crimes, should be punished or saved. The fate of a nation awaits...
Arthur & Merlin (2015) - From an age-old tale, in Dark Ages Britain, a powerful druid is bent on destroying the Celts. Arthur, a banished warrior, and Merlin, a hermit wizard, embark on a heroic quest to stop the druid and save their people.
New In Town (2009) - Lucy Hill (Renée Zellweger) is an ambitious, up and coming executive living in Miami. She loves her shoes, she loves her cars and she loves climbing the corporate ladder. When she is offered a temporary assignment - in the middle of nowhere - to restructure a manufacturing plant, she accepts the opportunity, knowing a big promotion is close at hand. What begins as a straight forward job assignment becomes a life changing experience as Lucy discovers greater meaning in her life and more unexpectedly, the man of her dreams (Harry Connick, Jr.).
Unlocked (2017) - Noomi Rapace leads the all-star cast of this intense, London-set spy thriller. She plays undercover CIA agent Alice Racine, charged with preventing an upcoming biological terror attack. But when violence erupts, Alice realizes her CIA colleagues (Michael Douglas, John Malkovich, and Toni Collette) may be trying to eliminate her to cover their tracks. On the run, she must rely on the help of a tough catburglar (Orlando Bloom) to survive—and to save the city from catastrophic devastation.
Movies will start at 5:30p / 6:30m / 7:30c / 8:30e each Wednesday in April (and then May 5th)!! See you there!
Re: Importing a car from Japan
You know you've been in isolation and doing too much documentation for work WHEN...
My first reaction??? You need to make this a Knowledgebase Article. I knew about flipping houses, but I hadn't thought about flipping cars. Great write up @BuddyJ!

Re: Importing a car from Japan
@BlueTattoo said:
It better be a cool car for all of that! Nice write-up.
It was a great car. I brought over a Subaru Sambar "Dias Classic" van. The Sambar is their workhorse kei truck/van model and in the mid-90s they did a throwback styled model called the Dias Classic. Basically they put on a vintage looking grille and put panels in where the rear windows would be. But despite the vintage looks it still had a modern engine.
What's rare for kei cars is the motor in this is a 4-cyl. Most kei cars are 3-bangers. So it's smooth and revs great. Rear-engine and RWD, it handles incredibly well for what it is. Also, no power steering but because it's so light you don't need it. Incredible interior space. For a small car it's hella comfortable.
When I sold it, I made a fair profit. The effort was definitely worth it. Here's what a similar model (not mine) went for on BaT.
https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1994-subaru-sambar-dias-classic/
