New York: The End of an Era
Well, it's officially official. The Kwitko family will be leaving New York for warmer climes. An offer was extended to me today, and I am visiting another company tomorrow. I could potentially head back to New York with two offers in hand. Where we end up is yet to be determined, but one way or another we're moving to Florida. Shitty pizza, here I come!
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You can be neighbors with @Garg
https://www.npr.org/2019/03/03/699832548/alligators-drugs-and-theft-oh-my-new-list-shows-top-10-florida-man-stories
The pizza will be the same in both climes. You should be right at home. God speed, my friend.
Manger un sac de bites
One of us!!
Just remember, the further south in Florida you go, the more the crazy walks openly
The same applies to most of the panhandle.
Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO LEARN HOW TO TURN SIGNAL.
You are there during snowbird time. Those are just the Michigan pensioners who haven't known how to turn signal in 20 years.
I'll be moving to Del Boca Vista Estates Phase 2.
I mean, we have our crazy up here, but at least it gets somewhat cold during the winter and the meth heads go into a semi-hibernation state for a few months.
I don’t wanna tell anyone
how to live, but I’d check their pulse.
lulz, Florida is...special...and home...its a weird place to live
I'm not from here, so I know this.
Lol. Where are you really moving to?
Most likely Boca Raton.
Phase 3 or GTFO. Phase 2 is for scrubs.
Let's all do the Florida Man challenge! https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/03/21/florida-man-birthday-why-google-search-challenge-has-gone-viral/3235270002
Here's mine:
"Florida man sent back to jail after refusing to pay for taxi ride home from jail"
I win.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-33-posed-as-housewife-to-lure-men-into-home-where-hed-secretly-film-sex-acts-for-web-cops-say
^ you win
https://www.wctv.tv/content/news/Florida-man-arrested-for-biting-boys-out-of-frustration-502803021.html
https://www.local10.com/news/florida/florida-man-learns-hard-way-he-stole-laxatives-not-opioids
https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/florida-man-accused-using-makeshift-flamethrower-threaten-woman/V9eyYvkNHuIB9c0t68oKkK
Mine: https://www.chicagotribune.com/ct-florida-library-foot-sniffer-20150915-story.html
https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/florida/articles/2019-03-21/jury-finds-man-guilty-of-dismembering-father-not-murder
WELP
Mine http://icrontic.com/discussion/101181/new-york-the-end-of-an-era
Sounds like an Onion article
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