New York: The End of an Era

Kwitko

Well, it's officially official. The Kwitko family will be leaving New York for warmer climes. An offer was extended to me today, and I am visiting another company tomorrow. I could potentially head back to New York with two offers in hand. Where we end up is yet to be determined, but one way or another we're moving to Florida. Shitty pizza, here I come!

BuddyJ

You can be neighbors with @Garg

primesuspect

https://www.npr.org/2019/03/03/699832548/alligators-drugs-and-theft-oh-my-new-list-shows-top-10-florida-man-stories

Thrax

The pizza will be the same in both climes. You should be right at home. God speed, my friend.

Kwitko

@Thrax said:
The pizza will be the same in both climes. You should be right at home. God speed, my friend.

Manger un sac de bites

CrazyJoe

One of us!!

pigflipper

Just remember, the further south in Florida you go, the more the crazy walks openly

GHoosdum

@pigflipper said:
Just remember, the further south in Florida you go, the more the crazy walks openly

The same applies to most of the panhandle.

Kwitko

@CrazyJoe said:
One of us!!

Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO LEARN HOW TO TURN SIGNAL.

Ryder

You are there during snowbird time. Those are just the Michigan pensioners who haven't known how to turn signal in 20 years.

Kwitko

I'll be moving to Del Boca Vista Estates Phase 2.

pigflipper

@GHoosdum said:

@pigflipper said:
Just remember, the further south in Florida you go, the more the crazy walks openly

The same applies to most of the panhandle.

I mean, we have our crazy up here, but at least it gets somewhat cold during the winter and the meth heads go into a semi-hibernation state for a few months.

Linc

@pigflipper said:
the meth heads go into a semi-hibernation state for a few months.

I don’t wanna tell anyone
how to live, but I’d check their pulse.

pigflipper

@Linc said:

@pigflipper said:
the meth heads go into a semi-hibernation state for a few months.

I don’t wanna tell anyone
how to live, but I’d check their pulse.

lulz, Florida is...special...and home...its a weird place to live

CrazyJoe

@Kwitko said:

@CrazyJoe said:
One of us!!

Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO LEARN HOW TO TURN SIGNAL.

I'm not from here, so I know this.

CrazyJoe

@Kwitko said:
I'll be moving to Del Boca Vista Estates Phase 2.

Lol. Where are you really moving to?

Kwitko

Most likely Boca Raton.

AlexDeGruven

@Kwitko said:
I'll be moving to Del Boca Vista Estates Phase 2.

Phase 3 or GTFO. Phase 2 is for scrubs.

primesuspect

Let's all do the Florida Man challenge! https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/03/21/florida-man-birthday-why-google-search-challenge-has-gone-viral/3235270002

primesuspect

Here's mine:

"Florida man sent back to jail after refusing to pay for taxi ride home from jail"

BuddyJ

I win.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-33-posed-as-housewife-to-lure-men-into-home-where-hed-secretly-film-sex-acts-for-web-cops-say

primesuspect

^ you win

Ilriyas

https://www.wctv.tv/content/news/Florida-man-arrested-for-biting-boys-out-of-frustration-502803021.html

BobbyDigi

https://www.local10.com/news/florida/florida-man-learns-hard-way-he-stole-laxatives-not-opioids

CrazyJoe

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/florida-man-accused-using-makeshift-flamethrower-threaten-woman/V9eyYvkNHuIB9c0t68oKkK

Kwitko

Mine: https://www.chicagotribune.com/ct-florida-library-foot-sniffer-20150915-story.html

UPSLynx

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/florida/articles/2019-03-21/jury-finds-man-guilty-of-dismembering-father-not-murder

A Florida man has been acquitted of killing his father but convicted of dismembering the body.

WELP

Thrax

Mine http://icrontic.com/discussion/101181/new-york-the-end-of-an-era

primesuspect

mertesn

@primesuspect said:

Sounds like an Onion article

Kwitko

@Thrax said:
Mine http://icrontic.com/discussion/101181/new-york-the-end-of-an-era

ISWYDT