New York: The End of an Era

Kwitko · March 4

Well, it's officially official. The Kwitko family will be leaving New York for warmer climes. An offer was extended to me today, and I am visiting another company tomorrow. I could potentially head back to New York with two offers in hand. Where we end up is yet to be determined, but one way or another we're moving to Florida. Shitty pizza, here I come!

BuddyJ · March 4

You can be neighbors with @Garg

primesuspect · March 4

https://www.npr.org/2019/03/03/699832548/alligators-drugs-and-theft-oh-my-new-list-shows-top-10-florida-man-stories

Thrax · March 5

The pizza will be the same in both climes. You should be right at home. God speed, my friend.

Kwitko · March 5

@Thrax said:
The pizza will be the same in both climes. You should be right at home. God speed, my friend.

Manger un sac de bites

CrazyJoe · March 5

One of us!!

pigflipper · March 5

Just remember, the further south in Florida you go, the more the crazy walks openly

GHoosdum · March 5

@pigflipper said:
Just remember, the further south in Florida you go, the more the crazy walks openly

The same applies to most of the panhandle.

Kwitko · March 5

@CrazyJoe said:
One of us!!

Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO LEARN HOW TO TURN SIGNAL.

Ryder · March 5

You are there during snowbird time. Those are just the Michigan pensioners who haven't known how to turn signal in 20 years.

Kwitko · March 5

I'll be moving to Del Boca Vista Estates Phase 2.

pigflipper · March 6

@GHoosdum said:

@pigflipper said:
Just remember, the further south in Florida you go, the more the crazy walks openly

The same applies to most of the panhandle.

I mean, we have our crazy up here, but at least it gets somewhat cold during the winter and the meth heads go into a semi-hibernation state for a few months.

Linc · March 6

@pigflipper said:
the meth heads go into a semi-hibernation state for a few months.

I don’t wanna tell anyone
how to live, but I’d check their pulse.

pigflipper · March 6

@Linc said:

@pigflipper said:
the meth heads go into a semi-hibernation state for a few months.

I don’t wanna tell anyone
how to live, but I’d check their pulse.

lulz, Florida is...special...and home...its a weird place to live