Never argue with a women



  • TexTex Dallas/Ft. Worth
    edited March 2004
    A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Wisconsin. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.

    One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.

    Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

    "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

    "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

    "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

    "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

    "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual harassment."

    "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

    "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

    "Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.


    never argue with a woman of coursebut....if she can read she might also be able to think.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian

    @dragonV8 said:
    Thought for today

    There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on
    Alzheimer's research.
    This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population
    with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no
    recollection of what to do with them.


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