This is why you're single.

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  • CrazyJoeCrazyJoe Winter Springs, FL Icrontian
    So did you message him back?
  • GnomeQueenGnomeQueen The Lulz Queen Mountain Dew Mouth Icrontian
    CrazyJoe said:

    So did you message him back?

    Oh hey, totes.

    Should I hit on the girl above? Says she's only looking for girls or old rich men :p
  • JBoogalooJBoogaloo This too shall pass... Alexandria, VA Icrontian
    Definitely, just to see where it goes.
  • ardichokeardichoke Icrontian
    I see where this thread is going:

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    JBoogaloo
  • djmephdjmeph Detroit Icrontian

    Should I hit on the girl above? Says she's only looking for girls or old rich men :p

    What could possibly go wrong?
  • Creeperbane2Creeperbane2 Victorian Scoundrel Indianapolis, IN Icrontian
    Bureaucracy! I go to what is possibly the only school IN THE WORLD that requires a three part form to take a date to prom from another school! Let us say this again THREE DAMN PARTS TO THIS FORM! One for me to fill out, one fer her and it takes the signature of the principal of her school ri-friggin-dicules And due to to certain time constraints (I only run into her on Sundays prom is in 2 weeks blah blah form blah blah blah) I only had one shot! :mad: Still gonn ask her out to somewhere else next time I see her but damn. A world where taking a girl to prom takes more paperwork than visiting a death row inmate is a sad world indeed!
  • GnomeQueenGnomeQueen The Lulz Queen Mountain Dew Mouth Icrontian
    edited April 2013
    Apparently I never posted this for y'all. I think this guy was trying to neg me....and doing it reeeeeally badly.

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  • That dude has issues.
    WagsFTW
  • RahnalH102RahnalH102 the Green Devout, Veteran Monster Hunter, Creature Enthusiast New Mexico Icrontian

    Stuff.

    Sometimes I would wonder if I'm weak in the icebreaking/pick up line departments. After seeing stuff like that in this thread, I don't worry about that any more.
    GnomeQueenprimesuspect
  • CantiCanti =/= smalltime http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9K18CGEeiI&feature=related Icrontian
    "perfect chocolate-gold mix coated angel dust embedded marshmallow"

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    GnomeQueenRahnalH102midga
  • djmephdjmeph Detroit Icrontian

    Apparently I never posted this for y'all. I think this guy was trying to neg me....and doing it reeeeeally badly.

    He's really got you pegged. Also, he won't knock on your door next week. He'll just come in.

    GnomeQueenMomOfRose
  • ThraxThrax 🐌 Austin, TX Icrontian
    SILENCE WILL CONTINUE WITH THE CYBER COLD SHOULDER.
    GnomeQueendjmeph
  • TeramonaTeramona Consulting Tea Specialist Best Coast! Icrontian
    @gnomequeen, Respond back with "Holy crap, I finally figured out how to tie a noose!"
    MAGICKoreish
  • d3k0yd3k0y Loveland, OH Icrontian
    edited May 2013

    I got messaged by a guy with this as his entire profile yesterday:

    You and I aren't alike. I don't do things for attention or to fit in. I am who I am because I am who I am. I don't need to make an effort at being who I am. I don't have piercings, tattoos, or any interest in trying to make myself stand out. I don't want to fuck you. I don't care what school of indoctrination you graduated from or where you received controlled knowledge. I don't care to whom you're a slave and how much your owner pays you. No one is better than anyone else as much as you would like to believe you are. You aren't different. Just a product of what you've been exposed to.

    You should message me if
    You want to talk. Maybe be friends. That's all this site has to offer other than a bunch of sheep led astray by their own egos. Meetings based on lust rather than connection. That's what forming a bond between two people truly is. Cough cough

    This would probably be my profile, minus the sounding like an asshat while saying it.

    Also, I would attempt to write it from the PoV of a super hero.
  • CBCB Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Der Millionendorf- Icrontian
    d3k0y said:

    I got messaged by a guy with this as his entire profile yesterday:

    You and I aren't alike. I don't do things for attention or to fit in. I am who I am because I am who I am. I don't need to make an effort at being who I am. I don't have piercings, tattoos, or any interest in trying to make myself stand out. I don't want to fuck you. I don't care what school of indoctrination you graduated from or where you received controlled knowledge. I don't care to whom you're a slave and how much your owner pays you. No one is better than anyone else as much as you would like to believe you are. You aren't different. Just a product of what you've been exposed to.

    You should message me if
    You want to talk. Maybe be friends. That's all this site has to offer other than a bunch of sheep led astray by their own egos. Meetings based on lust rather than connection. That's what forming a bond between two people truly is. Cough cough

    This would probably be my profile, minus the sounding like an asshat while saying it.

    Also, I would attempt to write it from the PoV of a super hero.
    Good thing you've done found a girl who can tollerate you already.
    JBoogalooGnomeQueenCliff_Forstermidga
  • d3k0yd3k0y Loveland, OH Icrontian
    CB said:

    d3k0y said:


    This would probably be my profile, minus the sounding like an asshat while saying it.

    Also, I would attempt to write it from the PoV of a super hero.

    Good thing you've done found a girl who can tollerate you already.

    Define tollerate
  • CBCB Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Der Millionendorf- Icrontian
    Continues to live in a house with you and your beard?
  • djmeph said:

    On her Facebook page, she kept on saying how she couldn't find a good man. According to her status messages, she wants a tall, tan, muscular man with ripped abs, who is rich, has his life together, buys her nice things, a stallion in the bedroom, treats her like a princess, is humble, care-free, non-possessive and has a bad boy edge.

    So you are saying I should ask her out?

    JBoogaloodjmephmidga
  • AlexDeGruvenAlexDeGruven Wut? Meechigan Icrontian
  • SnarkasmSnarkasm Madison, WI Icrontian
    Martha's why I'm single?
  • djmephdjmeph Detroit Icrontian
    *signs up for match.com*
  • ThraxThrax 🐌 Austin, TX Icrontian
    I don't date felons.
  • LincLinc Owner Detroit Icrontian
    Thrax said:

    I don't date felons.

    So Megan still hasn't told you about our little joyride back in '11, eh? The Indiana state police certainly remember it.
    AlexDeGruvenRahnalH102midga
  • GnomeQueenGnomeQueen The Lulz Queen Mountain Dew Mouth Icrontian
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    I'd hit it
    JBoogaloodjmephmidga
  • djmephdjmeph Detroit Icrontian
    I date felons.
    ickybodclay
  • Creeperbane2Creeperbane2 Victorian Scoundrel Indianapolis, IN Icrontian
    The explanation of my luck....or lack there of.....
  • djmephdjmeph Detroit Icrontian
    @kimono54 I remember him talking about you at last year's Expo. Will we ever get to meet you?
  • LincLinc Owner Detroit Icrontian
    djmeph said:

    @kimono54 I remember him talking about you at last year's Expo. Will we ever get to meet you?

    SHE'S ORGANIZING THE COFFEE CUPPING AT EXPO. :p

    GnomeQueendjmephWagsFTW
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