"Look guys, I'm a prize, I'm brilliant, I read all the time, I enjoy eating all kinds of exotic hipster food, love expensive wine, I'm working on my second graduate degree, and I'd love for someone to take me places, travel the world with me and be my Prince (be good looking, funny, brilliant, financially better off than me)....But..... I really don't need a guy because I'm just so gosh darn independent and brilliant and sophisticated all by myself, but come on, be my Prince anyway, I'll likely talk down to you to make you feel unimportant because I'm a woman that has to let you know how unnecessary you are to validate my own independence, but you know, I'm awesome and I deserve a Prince that will want to take care of me anyway...." Insert cute image, possibly with a tasteful amount of cleavage, and wait for the suckers to line up!
I just re-read this
And I have to say, this is one of the best things you've ever written.
I reread, and reLOLed.
I find that the tool helps me narrow my search.
The tool knows what it wants.
Rob Merritt wrote:
I met my wife back in the early 90s via a multiline BBS I use to run out of my house.
It makes me want to get my shit laminated.
eventually I'll commit to one if we can figure out how to make our independent lives work together.
All of the above, I've seen the pictures.
What kind of dog does she have?