This is why you're single.

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  • MAGICMAGIC Doot Doot Furniture City, Michigan Icrontian
    @Magic - Ever seen Juno? Two friends, a chair.....
    Seen it, not familiar.
  • TushonTushon I'm scared, Coach Alexandria, VA Icrontian
    They had sex on a recliner, resulting in preggo
  • MAGICMAGIC Doot Doot Furniture City, Michigan Icrontian
    They had sex on a recliner, resulting in preggo
    Noted
  • djmephdjmeph Detroit Icrontian
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    Not that difficult you say... I'm shocked that all of your photos are from your modeling portfolio.
  • djmephdjmeph Detroit Icrontian
    I'm not shallow enough to not date a girl because she's a know-it-all that doesn't understand Shakespeare, but I find it very difficult to be interested in someone with this viewpoint:

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  • RyanMMRyanMM Ferndale, MI Icrontian
    I don't get it, which answer did she choose? And why do the answers have subtitles?
  • djmephdjmeph Detroit Icrontian
    edited May 2012
    I would say this is why you're single, but...

    The answer coresponds to their avatar. You are allowed to type in an explanation if you want to explain your answer.
  • RyanMMRyanMM Ferndale, MI Icrontian
    Ah, this makes a lot more sense. Is this what OKCupid has become or is this another dating site?
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    OKCupid has always had this feature, from day one.
  • RyanMMRyanMM Ferndale, MI Icrontian
    I was on OKCupid when it was called The Spark.
  • GnomeQueenGnomeQueen The Lulz Queen Mountain Dew Mouth Icrontian
    edited May 2012
    Generally it's considered good form to black out people's usernames when making screenshots, just FYI.
    ardichoke
  • RyanMMRyanMM Ferndale, MI Icrontian
    Generally it's considered good form to know what "wherefore" means, at least if you want to pretend to be smart.
    Garg
  • PirateNinjaPirateNinja Icrontian
    I'm pretty smart, I don't know what wherefore means. So now you won't date me?
  • djmephdjmeph Detroit Icrontian
    I love the Q&As, it is a great filter. It's why I use OKCupid.
  • ThraxThrax 🐌 Austin, TX Icrontian
    Yes, an archaic usage of a deprecated word is definitely a dealbreaker.
    sharkydartardichoke
  • djmephdjmeph Detroit Icrontian
    Sorry, Jackie. You're probably right. I mean it's a public profile but I should have anyways.

    It's not that she doesn't know the meaning of the word, it's that she is so confident that she's right.
  • djmephdjmeph Detroit Icrontian
    edited May 2012
    I just know the type. She's a vapid cunt, who thinks she knows everything and thinks everyone likes her.
  • RyanMMRyanMM Ferndale, MI Icrontian
    Keep posting the usernames, I'm enjoying comparing my match/friend/enemy numbers for shits and giggles.
  • djmephdjmeph Detroit Icrontian
    What is ours, Ryan? http://okcupid.com/profile/djmeph
  • RyanMMRyanMM Ferndale, MI Icrontian
    ALL THE BROLOVE
    92% Match
    72% Friend
    2% Enemy
  • ThraxThrax 🐌 Austin, TX Icrontian
    I'm totally going to sign up to check my bromance score. Expect us.
  • djmephdjmeph Detroit Icrontian
    <3 I have a broner for you buddy
  • ardichokeardichoke Icrontian
    *sigh* now I'm sad I deleted my OKC account... I want to see how big of bronemies I am with everyone.
  • GHoosdumGHoosdum Icrontian
    Get that bitch a jewel... Bitches love jewels.
    100% Truth. WalkingStick loved jewels and he was SUCH a bitch.

  • Get that bitch a jewel... Bitches love jewels.
    Impress your mate by giving her a shiny rock like an emperor penguin.

    IT WORKS I SWEAR
  • MAGICMAGIC Doot Doot Furniture City, Michigan Icrontian
    Get that bitch a jewel... Bitches love jewels.
    Impress your mate by giving her a shiny rock like an emperor penguin.

    IT WORKS I SWEAR
    Not fair if you're giving it to her over the head repeatedly.
  • RahnalH102RahnalH102 the Green Devout, Veteran Monster Hunter, Creature Enthusiast New Mexico Icrontian
    Get that bitch a jewel... Bitches love jewels.
    !@#$ just jewels, I'm an artisan! I can make a stained glass window illustrating one's greatness! Or an ornamental shield/blades that would look pretty dang sweet and could still work well. Being that we're both art majors that might go over better.

    To followup since people keep quoting it. After seeing the pieces she made this semester, blades would definitely resonate better. Again too bad she is already taken.
  • djmephdjmeph Detroit Icrontian
    What the fucking fuck?

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  • TushonTushon I'm scared, Coach Alexandria, VA Icrontian
    Cognitive dissonance at its best.
  • BobbyDigiBobbyDigi ? R U #Hats ! TX Icrontian
    She's honest at least. You can do something and enjoy yourself even if you believe it is wrong. Not saying this young lady is not coo-coo, just presenting the possibility of her not being coo-coo.... also a threesome.

    -Digi
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