Why did the chicken cross the road?
What did Sonic the Hedgehog say to the squirrel who ate the last chili dog?
Why are there no Jews in prison?Because they eat lox.
My car's door alarm just said "Your door is a jar....jar." I guess you could say it's on the Binks*glasses*YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Danny O'Bannon walks into a bar with a steering wheel shoved down his pants. The barman looks at him and says, ''Danny boy, yah know you got a steering wheel shoved down your pants?'' Danny replies, ''Ya, I know! It's been drivin' me nuts all day.''