Lets get punny

Creeperbane2

We're doomed!

Canti

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?

Because they're DEAD

or because the pee is silent.

I like mine better.

Creeperbane2

What do you cal a rapping Pokemon

Psyduck

Canti

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Fucked up

Creeperbane2

Zanthian

Pink

So... A baby seal walked into a club.

BobbyDigi

So... A baby seal walked into a club.

...blew his mind.

-Digi

lulufitzgerald

She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

RahnalH102

I accidentally ate some food coloring. Doctor says I'll be fine. I feel like I dyed a little on the inside though.

Ilriyas

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

lulufitzgerald

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Creeperbane2

What word starts with F and ends with uck


Firetruck you perverts!

BobbyDigi

Fuck.

Fuck also starts with F and ends in uck.

-Digi

Creeperbane2

Way to murder the joke digi lol

Guppy

I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.

Pacifisto

The ol' saying: man who runs behind car gets exhausted. Man who runs in front of car gets tired.

BobbyDigi

He who stands on toilet is high on pot.

-Digi

JBoogaloo

Man who goes sideways through turnstile is obviously going to Bangkok.

Pink

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field.

Snarkasm

I like how this devolved from the pun thread into the jokes thread.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a Double Entendre, so the bartender gives it to 'er.

Canti

What did the image to text program say to oh screw it I can't think of a way to justify this just look at it.

midga

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky.

AlexDeGruven

Man who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand.

Canti

I like how this devolved from the pun thread into the jokes thread.

The lowest form of humor can't get lower man.

Unless it turns into South Park.

midga

GO AWAY CANTI THIS IS MY POT PIE

AlexDeGruven

Ain't nothin wrong with a little old-school South Park (nsfw):

Creeperbane2

What did the image to text program say to oh screw it I can't think of a way to justify this just look at it.

.gif image coming soon, it is inevitable, I mean this is Canti....

lulufitzgerald

How does Moses make his coffee?


Hebrews it.

Pink

Whats Bruce Lee's favorite drink?



WATAAAH!