One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
and ran to save the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
ask the blind man, he saw it, too.
Comments
Debris was everywhere would flow better.
me: names child butter
me: accidently brings home wrong child
me: i can't believe it's not butter
DaBrie was everywhere would have been even better
Not strictly a pun but it gets points for nerdiness
Q: What do you get if you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?
A: You can't cross a scalar and a vector
Ted Cruz should have been forced to carry his non-viable campaign to term.
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
and ran to save the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
ask the blind man, he saw it, too.
SON: I came as soon as I heard. What happened?
DAD: The oying hit me
SON: What's an oying?
DAD: You are, kiddo dies
Actualy just think of it as a french joke. De brie.
Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth!
Made up a knock-knock joke with my son:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nope.
Nope who?
No poo, I just peed.
I heard Apple is secretly working on a car.
I wonder if it'll have windows.
Triceratops
