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  • ShortyShorty Manchester, UK Icrontian
    edited July 2004
    I like my fake cartoon women to be real fake cartoon women thank you very much.

    -Khan (anime babe thread)
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited July 2004
    Another ridiculous AIM chat:
    -tk: hahahaha check this out:
    "What do you want to get out of Quicken?"

    -tk: one of the options is "get out of debt"
    -tk: hahahahaha

    primesuspect: you click that and $10,000 comes out of your CD ROM
    -tk: dude, I did click it, Im still poor
    primesuspect: holy crap it must not be working right
  • NecropolisNecropolis Hawarden, Wales Icrontian
    edited July 2004
    In the WWW, it is we who are small, and Shorty who walks amongst the giants. :-X

    -Thrax showing some respect for the Short media Coding God over here :D
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited July 2004
    :banghead: When all else fails...

    ...find a bigger hammer!

    technical advice from RADA
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited August 2004
    Old friends + instant messaging = hilarity:

    GHoosdum: Sorry. You don't have to do it if you don't want that security. But you'll continue to get viruses unless you update your level of security.
    CB Droege: I didn't say that I wasn’t gonna do it, I was just calling the waaambulance about it.
    GHoosdum: I see. Are you really allowed to call yourself out on the waaambulance thing?
    CB Droege: No, you see, I was actually calling the Waaambulance... they're here now with the first aid kit.
    So far the technician has tried simply rolling his eyes, and giving me 35c to call someone who cares. Neither of those treatments worked, so he's about to try playing the worlds smallest violin...

    GHoosdum: Did he tell you to cry him a river, build him a bridge, and get over it yet?
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited August 2004
    Camman: I have superstud syndrome, its rough to deal with. For some reason, it seems that attractive women have to like throw themselves upon me and cant get enough of my "awesome intellect" and "super-stud like body", it really gets at me sometimes that I have this horribly afflicting disorder

    Entropy: Is it communicable? :)

    -Discussing the current trends in mental disorders on Geeky1's assburger thread... :eek3:
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited September 2004
    RWB Says:
    "I swear one day when our homes appliances are all merged together through the network, people will find a way to take over total control of your house through your toilets improperly designed version of MS Flush 2032"

    Read all about our own Nostradamus' prediction here ;D
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited September 2004
    Leonardo: There's something to be said for farm fields. It's like the ocean - very peaceful.

    entropy: Yeah, except for I've never gone to the ocean, taken a deep breath of air and got lungfulls of manure and/or chemicals >_<

    Discussion about Leonardo's view from his new house in Alaska. Congrats, Leo :)
  • ShortyShorty Manchester, UK Icrontian
    edited September 2004
    EgoShowcase: You free?
    Thrax: No man. No one's free. We're all oppressed by THE MAN. He tries to keep us down.. With his taxes, and his censorship. You've got to FIGHT to be Free, man.
    EgoShowcase: ...
    EgoShowcase: ok
    EgoShowcase: keep up the fight brother
    Thrax: I'm sorry. The "Anarchy propaganda" key is right next to the "Sure" keys.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited October 2004
    MeWasHere03: but if i delete the file i cant hear the music!
    primesuspect: THEN DON'T DELETE THE FILE DUMBASS
    primesuspect: Gee, if I throw away my burger, I won't be able to eat it!

    MeWasHere03: but...

    Ahhhh.. the love between siblings knows no bounds......
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited November 2004
    [23:32] Thrax: Seth, we must assist each other in the funny. We must reclaim our dominion!
    [23:33] kwitko: Absolutely!
    [23:33] kwitko: So how do we start?
    (10 minutes pass)
    [23:43] kwitko: That's good so far.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited November 2004
    Kwitko: i have to work on a proposal to change our company e-tail site into something that actually works
    primesuspect: fun
    Kwitko: it's only 3 years old, but it's just godawful. You have to see the backend to manage the products. The company that made it left no instructions, and didn't use any friendly table names, so you have to know what *their* definitions are
    primesuspect: You should see the backend that *I* have to manage.
    primesuspect: it's a mess back there.

    Kwitko: i'll send you a screenshot tomorrow
    Kwitko: if you delete a single product, you just might delete a whole product group

    primesuspect: At least yours isn't hairy....
    Kwitko: i have no reply
    Kwitko: i'm going to turn off the monitor and step away from the pc...
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited November 2004
    nomad: NO ONE MOCKS ME, I DEMAND SATISFACTION.
    nomad: PACE OFF.

    primesuspect: BANG
    primesuspect: I win

    nomad: *slain*
    nomad: /crie
    nomad: I just got done reading a biography on Andrew Jackson, so now I want to duel something.

    primesuspect: duel a lamp, or a clothespole...
    primesuspect: I mean, chances are, you'd win.
    primesuspect: it would be a real confidence booster

    nomad: Yes, HOPEFULLY I WOULD NOT GET TRUMPED BY THE CLOTHESPOLE.
  • NecropolisNecropolis Hawarden, Wales Icrontian
    edited November 2004
    Thrax: Ok, so this can says "Do not drink more than two servings in one sitting"
    Thrax: I'm about to drink 4.

    Geeky1: what is it?
    Thrax: "RIP IT" energy drink.
    Geeky1: hmm
    Thrax: 99 cents for 16 ounces
    Thrax: Twice the ounces of red bull, nearly half the price

    Geeky1: uh... you get what you pay for?
    Geeky1: well, except AMD cpus

    Thrax: No way. This has all the same ingredients in the same amounts.
    Geeky1: hmm
    Geeky1: so what you're saying is that red bull is like the intel of energy drinks?

    Thrax: Yes.
    Thrax: Exactly.

    Geeky1: (i know. it's late. i'm making connections that probably shouldn't be made)
    Thrax: Red Bull, like Intel, is overpriced, overadvertised, and gives you far less than you paid too much for.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited November 2004
    primesuspect: that would be a funny joke to play on someone. Get a bunch of people who somebody would never suspect were in cooperation, and get them all to ask somebody the same type of question
    leishi85: and what would the funny part to be???
    primesuspect: I don't know, get like 20 people to ask somebody what to eat for lunch or something
    leishi85: and u think that's funny
    leishi85: ooh prime, u going downhill

    primesuspect: omg
    primesuspect: i'm getting old

    leishi85: i know. u are not the same anymore. i feel like i have been cheated
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited November 2004
    we'll call it a "hot mondi"

    Hot Mondi
    6 oz (almost a full mug) strong black tea, steaming hot
    1 lemon slice
    2 tsp honey
    a few cloves
    cinammon stick
    6 oz VSOP Brandy
    A 6 oz VSOP brandy chaser in a sidecar + a shot of whiskey in another sidecar
    A toilet nearby
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited November 2004
    "It's the Faberge egg of games, looks georgeous but not much fun to play with." - bothered

    Short-Medians are a tough crowd for Doom III....
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited December 2004
    Camman: so, tell me, did you ever like go to the mall and park in a parking garage and then go out to find a rap battle commencing behind your vehicle and so you had to like go to TCBY and have an ice cream and wait for it to be over so you could leave
    primesuspect: o..o
    primesuspect: I'm going to bed now o_O
    primesuspect: that ... uh....
    primesuspect: goodnight *runs*
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited December 2004
    Camman: im so pumped for the SMLAN
    Camman: you're gonna see, your life will improve by leaps and bounds once you've met me, its gonna be ridiculous
    Camman: you'll wonder how you ever got along without me

    primesuspect: I already do
    Camman: i am pretty awesome, but, the real me is like 10x better than the internet
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited December 2004
    "Much better. Your other pics were hilarious, but I think the concept may have lost something when undertaken by someone who, shall we say, lacks a certain endearing pixielike quality... :D

    You could have at least put a shirt on. :wtf:"


    --profdlp on Bothered's attempt at enhancing the Christmas spirit of our site.....
  • LincLinc Owner Detroit Icrontian
    edited January 2005
    Thrax: FIX SM MATTHEW.
    General Keebler: i cant.... :(
    Thrax: Worthless. pfft.
    General Keebler: omg, db error now. dan is working on it...
    Thrax: BORKEDEDEDEDED
    General Keebler: im gonna keep clicking refresh so he gets as many e-mails as possible...
    Thrax: bahhaha
    Thrax: I wonder if ctrl + f5 being held down sends that many emails.
    General Keebler: oh god i hope so
    General Keebler: we're like a two-man DoS attack
    Thrax: SM's POP3 server says, "AAAAAAH WTFFFFFFF"
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited February 2005
    “Oh yes, it's true. Personally, though, I'd rather have the /pee command than the /pizza command... sometimes the action is just too intense to get up. I had to hide in a dumpster in HL2DM while I was peeing the other day just to avoid getting killed!”

    GHoosdum discusses various ways to become more effective at video gaming....
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited March 2005
    [22:02] prime: and there's only two attachments in that whole thread
    [22:03] prime: Prof's folding sig
    [22:03] prime: AND THE ACCURSED KANGAROO
    [22:03] prime: oh the humanity!
    [22:03] prime: or should I say the marsupiality!

    [22:03] Thrax: Seriously, I have no answers for you. Heh.

    Try to figure THAT one out.....
  • ShortyShorty Manchester, UK Icrontian
    edited March 2005
    Yeah my first-grade son got a homework assignment today:

    "Write a dissertation explaining your opinion on field-effect theory and how it could revolutionize nanoelectronics"

    He had to write it before we let him play gamecube tonight.

    --primesuspect on modern education...
  • LincLinc Owner Detroit Icrontian
    edited March 2005
    Lord_Night: Bill [Gates] to be nighted. why does that put fear in me somehow.... bad enough we deal with windows... what is he gonna try and mess up over there...
    RADA: "I'm sorry you must upgrade to British Monarchy 7.2, version 7.0 is no longer valid."
    RADA: "Your system has hung due to a non-responsive application. Parliment 5.8 Not Responding"
    RADA: "Tony Blair 2.0 has encountered and error and must shut down, please reboot."
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited March 2005
    nomad: Every forum needs an idiot, things aren't interesting without it.
    prime: thank you, for filling that role for us at short-media
    prime: we appreciate it
  • LincLinc Owner Detroit Icrontian
    edited March 2005
    I am VERY lucky and know it... I mean....

    You can argue that I may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer but...

    I'm not a plastic spoon either my friend. (big grin)

    - Tex
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited March 2005
    I'm now folding proteins and my own clothes! My god this is amazing!

    -RWB on his newfound status as a folding maniac.
  • LincLinc Owner Detroit Icrontian
    edited March 2005
    I'll brb - I gotta play UT2k4 with my son for a few minutes.

    -words on modern father-son bonding from primesuspect
  • LincLinc Owner Detroit Icrontian
    edited March 2005
    I currently have a back log of second rate drivers which the people of the world need. I am god and the people of the world are my children. Don't take away the churches so I can no longer speak to my followers. Don't take away the branches for which I spread my love. Don't...

    ...too many Easter eggs. ;)

    * goes to check blood sugar levels

    - Spinner, on his troubled server access,
    after too many holiday treats
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