The Official Short Media LAN Kittens

primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' BoopinDetroit, MI
edited July 2006 in Community
So last night we went to the bar (sledge, me, -tk, tracey, tequilasunrise, pseudonym, shorty, crazyjoe, mackanz, mtgoat, and ryder), and got loaded. Came home late, exhausted, and fell into bed, almost asleep before I even hit the pillow.

Then i heard a strange sound. It sounded like seagulls over the lake, except I don't live by the lake. Tracey thought it sounded like a tent zipper.

I was going crazy with this sound. Mew. Mew. Mew.

Finally it hit me - it was coming from UNDER MY BED.

I knocked tracey out of bed and lifted the mattress and box spring - to find:
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I'm a papa again. Times three.
:honoes:
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  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI
    edited June 2006
    So they were probably born the 24th or 25th. They are very, very tiny.
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  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI
    edited June 2006
    Two little girls, and one boy. They look NOTHING like Dora, the mama cat. :eek3:
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  • edited June 2006
    Awww, how cute. Pretty soon they'll be old enough to threaten with a handgun...

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  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI
    edited June 2006
    I can't masturbate for at least eight weeks now.... :(
  • edited June 2006
    I can't masturbate for at least eight weeks now.... :(

    Literally ROFLMAO :thumbsup:
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI
    edited June 2006
    I'm glad somebody got it ;)
  • GargGarg Purveyor of Lincoln Nightmares
    edited June 2006
    So, was the mama cat yours, or just some random cat that got knocked up and wandered into your house while inconsiderate LANites left the door open?

    Cute kittens, either way :)
  • profdlpprofdlp The Holy City Of Westlake, Ohio
    edited June 2006
    I'm glad somebody got it ;)
    Too bad it wasn't me. :scratch:

    What gives, big daddy? :buck:
  • ThraxThrax Professional Shill, Watch Slut, Mumble Hivemind Drone Austin, TX
    edited June 2006
    I can't masturbate for at least eight weeks now.... :(

    Oh dear God. ;D
  • profdlpprofdlp The Holy City Of Westlake, Ohio
    edited June 2006
    Never mind - I figured it out. :wave:

    (I am tired.)
  • citrixmetacitrixmeta Montreal, Quebec
    edited June 2006
    omg! i cant believe i wasnt there for that!!! congrats dora! and ahem, papa?
  • EssoEsso Stockholm, Sweden
    edited June 2006
    You have to give them names ,,,,

    Tips "Gigantor the lovely" or "Cousin Rufus" just to mention some few ..;D
  • profdlpprofdlp The Holy City Of Westlake, Ohio
    edited June 2006
    Esso wrote:
    You have to give them names ,,,,

    Tips "Gigantor the lovely" or "Cousin Rufus" just to mention some few ..;D
    Well, they are cool cats. :cheers:
    citrixmeta wrote:
    ...and ahem, papa?
    My money's on TheSmJ. ;D
  • NightwolfNightwolf Afghanistan
    edited June 2006
    can I have gigantor the lovely when he opens his eyes?
  • profdlpprofdlp The Holy City Of Westlake, Ohio
    edited June 2006
    Nightwolf wrote:
    can I have gigantor the lovely when he opens his eyes?
    I'll wake him for you. :D

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  • edited June 2006
    That was quite a weekend!
  • Mt_GoatMt_Goat Head Cheezy Knob Pflugerville with a "P"
    edited June 2006
    I guess the cat is out of the bag now. Tracey now knows about your mistress under the bed. ///ouch\\\

    :honoes:
  • entropyentropy Yah-Der-Hey (Wisconsin)
    edited June 2006
    Awwww :D

    What kind of cat is Dora, by the way? Looks like a short-haired version of my cats (they're Ragdolls).
  • GargGarg Purveyor of Lincoln Nightmares
    edited June 2006
    entropy wrote:
    Awwww :D

    What kind of cat is Dora, by the way? Looks like a short-haired version of my cats (they're Ragdolls).

    Kinda looks like a Siamese.
  • citrixmetacitrixmeta Montreal, Quebec
    edited June 2006
    ya she is
  • edited June 2006
    profdlp wrote:
    My money's on TheSmJ. ;D


    Wow. That's pretty disgusting. Where's the barf emotocon? :wtf:

    How could you have kittens UNDER YOUR BED for days without noticing?
  • ThraxThrax Professional Shill, Watch Slut, Mumble Hivemind Drone Austin, TX
    edited June 2006
    TheSmJ wrote:
    Wow. Pics?

    Fixed.
  • profdlpprofdlp The Holy City Of Westlake, Ohio
    edited June 2006
    Update time - how about some new pics? :wave:
  • Sledgehammer70Sledgehammer70 California
    edited June 2006
    profdlp wrote:
    I'll wake him for you. :D

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    Who wokith me~ Rarrrr
  • profdlpprofdlp The Holy City Of Westlake, Ohio
    edited June 2006
    I wanted pictures of the friggin' Kittens... :rolleyes:

    But that one's good, too. ;D
  • Sledgehammer70Sledgehammer70 California
    edited June 2006
    profdlp wrote:
    I wanted pictures of the friggin' Kittens... :rolleyes:

    But that one's good, too. ;D

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  • edited June 2006
    That looks like a couple of Yorkies!
  • ThraxThrax Professional Shill, Watch Slut, Mumble Hivemind Drone Austin, TX
    edited June 2006
    Breakfast. :honoes:
  • profdlpprofdlp The Holy City Of Westlake, Ohio
    edited June 2006
    Little rats with bat ears. ;)
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI
    edited June 2006
    updated pics. Not much has changed size-wise, but their eyes are starting to open. The top pic is the kitten named "custard" and the bottom pic is a pile 'o kittens
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