"Allow me to hold your face under the putrescent waters of knowledge"?
claret
- 4 dictionary results <num &&="" i="">
–noun <table class="luna-Ent"> <tbody><tr> <td class="dnindex" width="35">1.</td> <td>the red table wine produced in the Bordeaux region of France: originally it was light red or yellowish.</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table class="luna-Ent"> <tbody><tr> <td class="dnindex" width="35">2.</td> <td>a similar wine made elsewhere.</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table class="luna-Ent"> <tbody><tr> <td class="dnindex" width="35">3.</td> <td>Also called claret red. a deep purplish red.</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table class="luna-Ent"> <tbody><tr> <td class="dnindex" width="35">4.</td> <td>Slang. blood. </td></tr></tbody></table></num>
Grimnoc has had many a chance to answer rebuff our demands. He has shown himself to be an invertebrate at every turn, not even able to attempt to face up to the charges here laid out.
Dudes lets try and be civil here, t'kick de joker when he be waaay down be plum cruel and unjust. Man! He came here fo' some duel and found, lyin' in ambush, all uh ya'. Let poo' Grimnoc collect da damn pieces uh his shattered childhood idol and flee wid his tail between his legs. Give him de dignity he gots left. Man!
Dudes lets try and be civil here, t'kick de joker when he be waaay down be plum cruel and unjust. Man! He came here fo' some duel and found, lyin' in ambush, all uh ya'. Let poo' Grimnoc collect da damn pieces uh his shattered childhood idol and flee wid his tail between his legs. Give him de dignity he gots left. Man!
The aptly named joker, or better termed fool, has earned whatever group beatings he has received. In the beginning, each party of the aforementioned duel were received on equal terms. Grimnoc earned hostility from the masses through both his poor initial performances and his continual failure to respond in any way.
While I respect a man who will lend his hand to the wretched and intellectually lame, Grimnoc happens to be an exceptionally wretched putz not worthy of your time, Koreish.
The time not spent on his hair is spent yelling at people to take their shoes off and serving them pretzels that expired over a year ago. It was gross.
Recently, Cherplunka, Cola, BHHammy and I started playing Borderlands together. Now that we are doing so, I felt it necessary to dust off this thread. With that:
COLA. I DEMAND SATISFACTION.
You tiresome, foul whelp! You dare go on endless tirades about Twilight Sparkle being best pony, then have the nerve to abuse your Brick powers and challenge my Solider in Borderlands? You take advantage of your higher level status and abuse rage mode while not being man enough to fight me with a knife, or allow me to utilize my turret? You, sir, make me sick to my stomach. May you ride in Cherplunka's car the next time we play this game, as the car goes sailing off a cliff and gets stuck in a valley. The next time I see an incredible shotgun drop, as purple as that pony you hold dear, I will sell it right in front of YOUR FACE.
Satisfaction was indeed dished out. You may view the results in the following video (sadly you cannot hear my outbound voice on Skype, but know that smack was talked):
I would like to point out that not only was the fight unfair from the start, the gutless Cola felt it necessary to break honor code and use his special berserker mode to further put things in his favor, killing me instantly.
The man known as Cola is nothing more than a coward and a scoundrel.
I would like to point out that not only was the fight unfair from the start, the gutless Cola felt it necessary to break honor code and use his special berserker mode to further put things in his favor, killing me instantly.
The man known as Cola is nothing more than a coward and a scoundrel.
Why didn't you just use that nifty revolver? You know like a good old 16th century Rake?
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claret
- 4 dictionary results <num &&="" i="">
–noun <table class="luna-Ent"> <tbody><tr> <td class="dnindex" width="35">1.</td> <td>the red table wine produced in the Bordeaux region of France: originally it was light red or yellowish.</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table class="luna-Ent"> <tbody><tr> <td class="dnindex" width="35">2.</td> <td>a similar wine made elsewhere.</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table class="luna-Ent"> <tbody><tr> <td class="dnindex" width="35">3.</td> <td>Also called claret red. a deep purplish red.</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table class="luna-Ent"> <tbody><tr> <td class="dnindex" width="35">4.</td> <td>Slang. blood. </td></tr></tbody></table></num>
Thank you, respectable sir, you.
Normally one would not find it necessary to call another "respectable."
But with fops like Grimnoc running about, it seems necessary to specify.
So again, thank you respectable sir.
The aptly named joker, or better termed fool, has earned whatever group beatings he has received. In the beginning, each party of the aforementioned duel were received on equal terms. Grimnoc earned hostility from the masses through both his poor initial performances and his continual failure to respond in any way.
While I respect a man who will lend his hand to the wretched and intellectually lame, Grimnoc happens to be an exceptionally wretched putz not worthy of your time, Koreish.
Funny that you would bump this - I was just talking to Grimnoc this weekend about this thread and how much I missed it.
Speaking of a coward and a scoundrel, he never did offer satisfaction to Chip Dapper.
COLA. I DEMAND SATISFACTION.
You tiresome, foul whelp! You dare go on endless tirades about Twilight Sparkle being best pony, then have the nerve to abuse your Brick powers and challenge my Solider in Borderlands? You take advantage of your higher level status and abuse rage mode while not being man enough to fight me with a knife, or allow me to utilize my turret? You, sir, make me sick to my stomach. May you ride in Cherplunka's car the next time we play this game, as the car goes sailing off a cliff and gets stuck in a valley. The next time I see an incredible shotgun drop, as purple as that pony you hold dear, I will sell it right in front of YOUR FACE.
I don't even want to think about something like that.
Also damn Ilriyas, you've done 10% of the posts I've made in 4 and a half years in just over a week. Good work.
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I would like to point out that not only was the fight unfair from the start, the gutless Cola felt it necessary to break honor code and use his special berserker mode to further put things in his favor, killing me instantly.
The man known as Cola is nothing more than a coward and a scoundrel.
Sweet, what can I say? I like getting involved and this is the best place to do it.
Why didn't you just use that nifty revolver? You know like a good old 16th century Rake?
Moral victory, brilliant.